The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of this year's winning entries:
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist

Those are great thanks. We have to have a contest like that some day here at IW. :D

some of those made me laugh :D

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LOL some of those were excellent!.... willy-nilly.... heh :D

id say asphault (n.), the large crack formed about the rectum to allow the excretion of feces

i like frisbeetarianism lol

i like frisbeetarianism lol

They're all good, but I really like number 15 the most:
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Hehe :D

It seems like most people like the alternate definition of Frisbeetarianism [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Why were the last 5 posts made by 2 people? You guys have to understand that there are delete and edit functions [img]tongue.gif[/img]

scud stop spamming to gain ranks - in case no one has told you, they are random here which means they do not necessarily get more powerful or "better" as you advance. Also, if Ziroc thinks you're spamming, he'll set your post count back to 1 :D Actually, that'd be quite funny, keep spamming dude :D

Arvon, haven't you posted these before? I'm sure you have....