Real Bumber Stickers

Dain bramaged

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

Boldly going nowhere

CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!

Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he
is lost?

Axe me about Ebonics

CATS The other white meat

Don't be sexist - broads hate that

I'm an imbecile and I vote

Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids
In Touch

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone
up your ***?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue
you!

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to
me not you!

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Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth
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Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

I had one on my old car (before it got totalled) - it read "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my @$$!"

I have one on my current car that reads: Is there an excuse for you?

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

*Member of the HADB clan. Mage extraordinair.
Occasional subjugate to Gwhanos the Fluffy :nibbles: *
(when G is behaving) ;)
"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

<font color="white">My favorite has always been,,,
1 million sperm...and you were the fastesthttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/rand.gif</font>http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/eek7.gif

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Member of the OHF and Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth
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Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't and If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children for some strange reason tickle my fancy at present.

Then again, it is well past my bedtime - g'night all http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/wavey.gif

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Regards

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Mouse

[This message has been edited by Mouse (edited 09-22-2001).]

Funny you should mention Blonde Jokes: there was this blonde in a bar and.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Within the jungle of my deepest emotion,
With a coat resplendant in a golden sheen,
Swiftly hunting my tender love,
Stalks the regal, Feline Queen

The loggers like this one: (and as a former planter it rings true for me too)

Forestry Feeds my Family.

Now we got a hold of one of these bumper stickers and did a little mod:

Forestry Feeds my Family...We eat wood chips...

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif I knew I should have dyed my hair red... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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Lil' Angel http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...angelwings.gif
Sword Saint of the HADB Clan
Waitress and resident storyteller at Cloudy's Cafe
Bestest Mate of the Cyan Knight
Lady of Jerome, The Fallen Paladin
Assistant and Apprentice to the Great Spammer Cloudy
Honored Friend of the Warrior SSJ4Sephiroth, and the Arch-Mage Jafin

LOL! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif
I like the "Caution Driver Legally Blonde" ! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif And if anyone makes a dumb blonde joke... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/effigy.gif

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Lil' Angel http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...angelwings.gif
Sword Saint of the HADB Clan
Waitress and resident storyteller at Cloudy's Cafe
Bestest Mate of the Cyan Knight
Lady of Jerome, The Fallen Paladin
Assistant and Apprentice to the Great Spammer Cloudy
Honored Friend of the Warrior SSJ4Sephiroth

how about : I think it is time for you to pull over and change the
air in your head:

Bad cop no donut http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../xyxthumbs.gif
I like cat's, They taste just like chicken (no offense lioness)

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Lurking in the shadow's of your dreams,the Ruby Rouge of the ALSB:2gunfire:

Slayer of Pest's in Cloudy's Cafe':knight:

"I drive this way just to piss you off" One of my faves!