Trip to the Holy Land

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law dies.

They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5,000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here.

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

there is always a good reason for us guys to do the wierdest stuff.

Ahh..another one I've read from reader's digest. ;)

haha wow,
i would have had her cremated

Didn't claim it was original... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

hahaha!!! :D

Tsktsktsk bad bad man...

hahahaha [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

playing it sure, eh? nice one, though ive read it before