So tonight I've been following through with more extensive and far-reaching research into the effects of ethanol on the brain and social behaviour.

After five pints of Heineken and several gin and tonics, I am no further in my experimentation, since I have formulated the same conclusion as the last time I drunk myself to oblivion: it really messes you up, and makes you overly affectionate.

So come on everyone, I'm wasted and we all know what that means - drunken group hug.

*Cuddles everyone reading this, collapsing onto them helplessly*

* sniff sniff *

Man you are drunk, go get a bath. and please and don't hug me in front of the public. it's embarassing. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sniff me, hug me, it's all good my man. I'll take lurve in whatever form tonight.

Sorry, I'm already at the "God my head hurts, need large quantities of cafeine and more than just a purifying shower" stage - you know, a timezone thing. I'll save the hugs for another occasion. ;)

Señor Grohl, it is no secret that the best cure for a hangover is more alcohol. Let me buy you a beer and then we'll see how you feel about the whole hugging thing after that.

Drinking more alcohol is no cure for a hangover, it's just prolonging the symptoms... But when you are drunk you don't care so it doesn't reallly matter anyway... [img]smile.gif[/img]

*pats Arledrian's sholder* Um... go have some more beer... you haven't passed out yet, still too sober. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Keep up the good work, young Padawan. :D

Now I've never used the excuse of research before.

Thinking about it, I only have one excuse - I'm a pisshead :D

Quick get the hose on him! Actually line Johnny up next to him also.

On second thought, with Johnny in the picture I don't think we got enough cold water! hehe