Bored now, not much happening.... may be forced to go and do work... what to do, what to do..... desperate situations require desperate measures....

Aha! Here's some (very dated!) doggeral I produced, ooh..... quite a long time ago. Inspired by 'American Psycho' and embittered by my own experience of working at EBRD in the late Eighties.... Apologies in advance to any traders on the board.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Let's hear it for the boy
With the fax machine
Cost effective, efficacious
Mr. Crème de la Cream

Owns a sexy, brand new Porsche
Got a Pentium chip computer
The girls that he's currently screwing up
They just get blonder and cuter

Rich red silken pouting nips
Only the very best
Muscle bound snatches welcome here
If matched with pert round breasts

And X has never marked the spot
Where the clitoris is, (or is not)
This one doesn't need to know
The finer points of down below

Everything he wants is his
A great, yes, an immense success
His jockstrap size increases daily
As his ego is caressed

Ooh, to work in a City bank
It must be such a lovely wank
Midas in drag, you piss pure gold
The money men, who never grow old.

Virtual reality - maybe so
Or is it really what it seems?
Goggles on for the City boy
Written and produced by ‘The Eighties Dream’



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where have i heard that before? good one chuck. do the one about dyslexia - it's really, really good.

Yes, post more! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Honored to be a member of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

I've lost it!! Have you got a copy, by any chance?? something... When AIDS is spelt as ADIS, promiscuity runs rife.... Keep tight hold of condom, for fear of finding worse..... Aha, I've remembered where it is. But I don't think it's a majorly good idea to post it. If someone has AIDS, or has had a friend or relative die of it..... No. Best not!! But thanks for reminding me. Think I'll go poke through my old poems at some point, - lots of them aren't on the machine, just paper copies.....


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okay dokey ducks. i too, shall have a wee ferret about and see what trawled up, kipper fashion.. sadly, i can't possibly write doggerel or indeed, poetry of any kind. it's against my aesthetics.

i know, why don't we start a rolling poem tpyr thing? one line each - doggie style? heh, heh, heh.

i vote you start as you have talent. i'll pop back in a minute and see what you've posted - hurrah.

Enough is as good as a feast, they say!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Best doggeral is that made up on the spot for kids. They're always majorly impressed by the number of things I can rhyme 'smelly bum' with. Lots of snorting, chortling and giggling.

Once they grow up a bit though, it gets a bit embarassing for them. Me and their mommy skipping along the road singing poopy songs, - then we get, 'uh, could you not do that Auntie Mandy' or 'Auntie Mandy, if you and mommy don't stop doing that right now, we're going on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD, Auntie Mandy.' After they get to age 8 or so, kids are just no fun... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif



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So true! That's why WE must take up where they leave off! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Honored to be a member of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

You contradictory cow. 'Ooh I can't possibly do that, let's do it'... tee he, great idea..... but it's got to rhyme otherwise it's not proper...

All right...

Silver pigs have silver wings




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it's tragic, isn't it.

my old ma's more fun, these days. she doesn't wander off looking all pink when i burst into naughtiness unlike my children. she doesn't really join in either, have to reserve fun and frolicks for siblings. (only of the female kind)

i have a yen to worship the paint godess..........

silver pigs have silver wings
and very very pointy stings