The Bard's Times

Earthquake Hits Mexico City - 8.1

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico City.

Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

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Nice one Robert ;)

im sure the US would LOVE to help that way [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hahahaha anyone would find that funny(except France)

...and maybe Mexico... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'm sure some people would probably cheer. In fact, I'm sure ALOT of people would cheer. Makes you wonder at them lol.

Wow. I couldn't even tell it was a joke for a while
Shows messed up British humour