The following were all taken from ads for mail order tee shirts.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Every time you open your mouth... some idiot starts talking.

The only mark I've made in this world is in my underwear.

Just build a bridge and get over it!Your lips keep moving... but all I hear is "Blah, blah, blah, blah!"

Good Job! You haven't done anything stupid in the last 5 minutes!

Good Point... Now shut up!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.

I am not infantile...you stinky butt poophead.

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Your village called... They want their idiot back.

I'm so miserable without you, it's like you're still here.

You can pick your nose,
You can pick your friends,
But you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

When we were young we use to go 'Skinny Dipping' Now I just go 'Chunky Dunk'.

Warning!! I have gas and I know how to use it!

If your bald you don't have bad hair days.

LMAO, i've seen some of them XD

good collection

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Good! though I dislike t-shirts with long sentence on them.

I really like the first one on the list:
People like you is the reason people like me need medication... hehe that is so true :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

:D :D :D

LOL my personal Fav. I wonder if this says anything about my mental age..... hrmm...

I've always liked this tee shirt.

http://minus-9.com/stuff/bomb-tech.jpg

Oooh, definitely liek the one T-D-C put up! Btw, I haven't spammed, er, posted, for the last couple of days, so prepare for the onslaught!! :D

Hahaha I like "Your Village called....They want their idiot back"
I want that on a T-Shirt! :D