Here it is, the Ironworks edition of The Never ending story . You know the drill, you add one and only one line to the story, please refrain from posting sensible posts or I will be forced to hit you on the head with a fish, you've been warned. I'll start us off...

The Empire of the dough boys, a far reaching and ever expanding realm. Countless planets have been conquered by the ruthless dough-men, led by an equally ruthless leader who happened to be...

A large, many-headed halibut, with long flowing locks of hair, and scales seemingly made of the hardest metal, and sharp teeth, his name was....

Fsh. He was blind and therefore had no eyes (think about it).

Fsh owned a small sea slug, it was his best friend, it was named Zink.

Zink, being the chaotic evil barbarian sea slug that he is, always kept everyone on the path of destruction.

Fortunately, one day, an angelfish poured some sea salt on Zink, turning him into a foul mass of sea slime. :D

Which floated around in the sea until it was eaten by a whale which choked on it and was killed.... Until it rose again as a zombie whale!

with the memory of Zink so became fast friends with Fsh.

Fsh, the many headed Halibut and the zombie whale were living peacefully together until...

One day a poor fisherman went fishing for Fsh and Zink...