Ok here is mine:

Katana +4 Ranger's Rectal Ripper

This sword was originally commissioned by Hygelac the Ranger (aka Dr. Bendover), for battlefield enemas.
It is sought after by Rangers and Proctologists alike. How it became this powerful is a question for theoligans (or whatever)
1d10 + 4
thacO +4
Extra attck per round,

Only usable by :
Ranger
Proctologist

This sounds like a good thread to start, Max. Since most of us have beaten the game it's time for the hacking to start eh? Let's get the creative juices flowing.

Anyone know the AD&D stats for a Sword of Sharpness? Maybe I'll make that.

For all you would be Viconia lovers..

The Ring of Engagement

Once placed on the finger of an NPC it will cause them to fall instantly in love with your character. They will forgive all past transgressions and obey your every command. Drawbacks, causes them to lose 3 Int and 3 Wis until they see sense, usually one week.
To be PC it will work on those of the same sex too...

Uhhhm Memnoch the stats for sword of sharpness....... get this, its sharp!! Clever huh?

Ok obviously my superior brittish/russian wit & intelligence is to much for your feeble minds!

Hmm new ring

Cursed Ring of Suicide.

Sets users dexterity to 1
Sets all resistances to 0
Makes slow
Causes all spells to target caster (if mage)

Any other ideas?

REALLY?? Why didn't I think of that?? Maybe because it's 6 am and I've just come home and am not really in a lucid mental state right now...

Hmmm 6 am? Lucky *&^*&^#. Its 10 pm here and my mum is nagging for me to go to bed. School tommorow, eeeek, Swimming lesson, music lesson, will be at least 8 p.m. before i start messing up the game's code and stuff

Hmmm 6 am? Lucky *&^*&^#. Its 10 pm here and my mum is nagging for me to go to bed. School tommorow, eeeek, Swimming lesson, music lesson, will be at least 8 p.m. before i start messing up the game's code and stuff

The Dagger of Dreams

A very special dagger tha seems to have a very special (i know very special item) enchantment cast over it. It's not usuable by even the strongest of Warriors but even the weakest of Wizards can carry it
stats

return to wielder after thrown
damage 2d6 +4 +1 Fire damage +1 acid damage +1 cold damage
memorise
3 xtra level 1 spells, 2xtra level 2+3 spells and +1 on all other levels of spells

usuable by
Mages
Firegods

Since I've created and tested this spell, might as well I post it.

"The Scroll Of Ancient Call"

A summoning scroll which can only be deciphered by level 20 and above mages.
This spell has a 35% chance of failing due to its complex nature.

Once successfully casted, two ancient dragons(Red and Silver) will be summoned to aid the party.
It lasts for about 33 rounds or 200 seconds.

Anyone interested?

X sounds fun! Could you email it to me please. Cheers