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As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands, but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

"Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich" she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

... I love mustard.
..... I had no napkin.
....... I licked it off.
......... It was not mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have ever sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.

Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, "Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon'."




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ROTFLMAO! ohhh man. so, how did the 'mustard' taste? ive always wondered...

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Oh my gosh! Well, all I can say is that accidents to happen. Gives a whole new meaning as to why one would want to wash their mouth out if soap, doesn't it?

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LOL YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, glad it wanst you Saz, can I wish that on others though?

Kinda like eating half a sandwich then discovering the mold that's covering half the bread, except it's worse.

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Hope I'll never experience this for myself
It's nice of you to warn us Sazzie

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yep, thanks for the warning .. LOL

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Oh Saz, how funny. I almost fell off my chair when I read this. I think you should send it in to Readers Digest. Just might make some money off of it. What a great laugh. Thanks for sharing.

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