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krunchyfrogg 02-27-2005 08:31 PM

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Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

Balintherlas 02-27-2005 08:39 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha alright but seriously...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Spirits Reborn 02-27-2005 08:54 PM

that's just gross....i'd freak if that'd happen to me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Degrader 02-27-2005 09:03 PM

Damn swedes, finding penises all over the place. Must a remnant of their viking heritage.

Arvon 02-27-2005 09:07 PM

A Question... Has there been any reports of anyone with a missing penis? .. say at the ketcsup factory?

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/4/jawdown.gif

Ilander 02-27-2005 09:17 PM

LMAO @ Arvon...

Some guy messed with the wrong person :D

Really, though, sounds like an obviously criminal act, as no man would willingly give up such a part of him.

Ladyzekke 02-27-2005 09:36 PM

I cannot even imagine how disgusting that would be, finding that, in a ketchup bottle of all things. God that is just effin gross. http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/smiley2.gif

Kakero 02-27-2005 09:57 PM

Mmmm... I wonder how it would taste like? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum 02-27-2005 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Ilander:
LMAO @ Arvon...

Some guy messed with the wrong person :D

Really, though, sounds like an obviously criminal act, as no man would willingly give up such a part of him.

Take a look in the Current Events forum (might be on 2nd page). You will be disproved. ;)

That's kinda.... gross. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny 02-28-2005 08:54 AM

Axfood.....doesn't that say it all ? :D


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