Why Do students fail in EXAMS ...
The Answer is easy.... TAKE A LOOK 8 hrs of sleep everyday takes away 122 days 365 - 122 = 243 Summer Vacations 61 days 243-62 = 182 Sundays in an year = 52 days 182 - 52 = 130 Festival Holidays = 35 days (min) 130 - 35 = 95 Three hours of daily routine, Bathroom etc = 46 days 95 - 46 = 49 Christmas Holidays = 15 49 - 15 = 34 One Hour everyday for Ionworks forum = 15 days 34 - 15 = 19 Sickness days/year = 15 19 - 15 = 4 Movies time in an year = 3 days 4 - 3 = 1 Day WE GOT JUST ONE DAY TO STUDY , HOW CAN WE PASS ..... BUT WAIT WE HAVE NOT GOT EVEN ONE DAY , BECAUSE THE REMAINING DAY IS OUR BIRTHDAY HOW DO WE PASS MAN?................ THERE IS NO TIME TO STUDY. !!!! |
I've seen this bad math before. Amusing. I guess.
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Indeed - this is bad math. First, it should be pointed out that students don't have 8 hours sleep a night...They just don't. :D
Second, you have already account for 8 hours of Sunday, so why did you take it off again? You can't take of 8 hours at the start then minus days which already have 8 hours less. Sickness = random, no one spends 3 hours in the bathroom (if they can help it)...etc. etc. [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
Plus those 8 hours of sleep are again taken off when you count in the weekends. Bad bad math!
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That's the whole point dudes! That's why it's a joke...err obviously if this was good maths, then it would be borne out by experience: i.e. no one would ever do anything apart from the activities listed above.
Oh and who said 3 hours in the bathroom? 3 hours daily routine he said. Sounds about right to me! The time between waking up and getting up, a few mins in the bathroom, making food, eating food, shopping for food, walking between places - it all adds up to the 3 hours per day daily routine. :D |
Can't let you go on this one...
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BTW, it all hinges on a basic concept of physics, which is unit of measure conversion. You can't do math across UOMs... 1 dozen plus 1 gross does not equal 2 pieces. Okay. I'm going to get back to work now :D [ 06-03-2005, 10:25 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ] |
Just one hour every day on IW?
Heretic! |
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It's a JOKE GUYS... a "Light Mood Joke" |
Yes, and we jokingly decided to point out how poor the joke was. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Why students don't pass?
Well because they use their skills on jokes like these and never on their tests. :D |
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