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WARNING THIS COULD BE CONSIDERED CRUDE,
but it is a good insight into the male mind

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl
with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling
on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me
miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and looking for a girl with very big breasts.

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are deeds of a man in his prime"

Uh.....say what?

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This is indeed a good insight, though an insight I was already aware of. Males are simple creatures, incapable of considering more than one concept at once. Man wants exciting girl? Man goes and gets exciting girl - this is her only characteristic. If man was like woman, he could conceive of women with many characteristics and thus be fulfilled on many levels.

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Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
This is indeed a good insight, though an insight I was already aware of. Males are simple creatures, incapable of considering more than one concept at once. Man wants exciting girl? Man goes and gets exciting girl - this is her only characteristic. If man was like woman, he could conceive of women with many characteristics and thus be fulfilled on many levels.

you know? the similarity between man and woman is, they both use their biggest parts to do the thinking and most man uses brain

[This message has been edited by 250 (edited 09-02-2001).]

I don't get it, 250.

Blade..your question should be.. Which Head? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

And Aelia, 250 is referring that while men use their uh..heads..girls use other more obvious uh..things to compensate for a visible lack of uh..greystuff..

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Male Maturity...

Isn't this an oximoron?

Just kidding guys! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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Originally posted by 250:
you know? the similarity between man and woman is, they both use their biggest parts to do the thinking and most man uses brain

[This message has been edited by 250 (edited 09-02-2001).]

Ehehehehe, very good remark, 250, very good.

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