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Beaumanoir 05-10-2002 04:06 PM

Ach! I've Just Seen A Member Called realbinky! It's Not Right! It's Unjust! I AM The REAL Binky!!! Ohhh Woe Is Me... Someone Is Coming To Take Over My Position As Binky....

Oohhh It's Unfair... Or Is It Just A Coincidence!!! Hmmm

:D

Lord Shield 05-10-2002 04:11 PM

that's what you get for making your name Beauman-whatever [img]tongue.gif[/img]

:D

Beaumanoir 05-10-2002 04:14 PM

Uncalled For That!!!

Nah, I Only Picked Up The Nickname Binky A Few Months After I Joined... I Forgot Who Gave It To Me.... I Think It Was Either Mel, Dragonmage Or Aelia... One Of The Dancing Trio! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Don't Slap Me If I Get It Wrong...*

Downunda 05-10-2002 04:17 PM

So, you're not the real Binky eh?
So all this time you've been an imposter eh! tsk, tsk, tsk... :D

Beaumanoir 05-10-2002 04:20 PM

Has Jerome Paid You To Say That?? ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

Hmmm, I Think I'm The Real Binky... Or I Was Lst Time I Checked...

Lord Shield 05-10-2002 04:26 PM

*Lord Shield pulls off his hat and reveals:

I'M BINKY!!!!*

Jerome 05-10-2002 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
*Lord Shield pulls off his hat and reveals:

I'M BINKY!!!!*

That's impossible!

*removes plastic face mask*

I'M BINKY!

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Talthyr Malkaviel 05-10-2002 04:30 PM

And I'm... a Hey, look I've changed into a Hathor!!!
Ha, bow down before my ancient Egyptian wrath!!!!!
Muhahahaha!

Beaumanoir 05-10-2002 04:30 PM

NO! I'M SPARTICUS!!! Ummm... I Mean Brian... Oops, No, Binky... Thats It!! :D

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...;f=19;t=000203 <------------ ITS HIM!!!!

Lord Shield 05-10-2002 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
And I'm... a Hey, look I've changed into a Hathor!!!
Ha, bow down before my ancient Egyptian wrath!!!!!
Muhahahaha!

hah! well I'm a Goddess

hang on - that's not quite right *scratches head*

Downunda 05-10-2002 04:37 PM

AHA! You're all wrong! *downunda removes his kilt to reveal* he's really nekkid!!! [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Lioness 05-10-2002 04:38 PM

I thought I was...

Ach Nevermind. ;)

LS...er... :1uhoh: Wrong! [img]tongue.gif[/img] But you'll never escape goddessness...wait til you turn Bastet. ;)

SomeGuy 05-10-2002 04:39 PM

Yea you have a real problem Beaumanoir,I found someone hear on IW named someone.Heh go figure.I suggest you should tell that guy off.

Talthyr Malkaviel 05-10-2002 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
And I'm... a Hey, look I've changed into a Hathor!!!
Ha, bow down before my ancient Egyptian wrath!!!!!
Muhahahaha!

hah! well I'm a Goddess

hang on - that's not quite right *scratches head*
</font>[/QUOTE]Well, on a positive note... those frilly kilts will really suit you now... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir 05-10-2002 04:43 PM

[img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] 's Someguy

Hmmm, Yes, I Can See LS In His Kilt Now... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Epona 05-10-2002 04:47 PM

I'M BINKY, AND MY WIFE'S BINKY TOO!

Lord Shield 05-10-2002 04:47 PM

the kilt's not frilly [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir 05-10-2002 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
I'M BINKY, AND MY WIFE'S BINKY TOO!
LOL!!

Vewwy Well! We Shall Welease Wodger!!!

:D :D

Beaumanoir 05-10-2002 04:58 PM

Oh For God's Sake!!!
My Surname Is Kirk, And I've Just Seen A Member Called Kirk5!!! Are People Trying To Strip Me Totally Of Individuality?!

Epona 05-10-2002 04:58 PM

[trumpets]

CROWD: [cheering]

PILATE: People of Jewusalem!

CROWD: [chuckling]

PILATE: Wome is your fwiend.

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.

CROWD: [laughing]

GUARD #3: [chuckling]

PILATE: Whom would you have me welease?

BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger!

CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]

PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!

CROWD: [cheering]

CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.

PILATE: What?

CENTURION: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.

PILATE: Ah. We have no 'Woger'!

CROWD: Ohhhhh!

BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then?

CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!

PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so?

CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.

PILATE: Are they... wagging me?

CENTURION: Oh, no, sir!

GUARD #3: [chuckling]

PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!

CROWD: [laughing]

CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.

PILATE: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?

CENTURION: Sorry, sir.

PILATE: Who is this 'Wod'--

GUARD #1: [chuckle]

PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?

BOB: He's a wobber!

CROWD: [laughing]

MAN: And a wapist!

CROWD: [laughing]

WOMAN: And a pickpocket!

CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...

PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

CENTURION: We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.

PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?

CENTURION: Oh, yes, sir. We've got, uh, 'Samson', sir.

PILATE: Samson?

CENTURION: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty- seven seers from--

BIGGUS: Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth!

CENTURION: Oh, no. Oh.

PILATE: Ah. Good idea, Biggus.

BIGGUS: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus...

CROWD: [laughing]

BIGGUS: ...the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and...

CROWD: [laughing]

BIGGUS: Wath it thomething I thaid?

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: Silence!

WOMAN: Huh huh huh huh huh!

PILATE: This man commands a cwack legion!

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: He wanks as high as any in Wome!

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: All wight. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no 'Weuben's, no 'Weginald's, no 'Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeer's,...

BIGGUS: No 'Thpenther Trathy'th!

PILATE: ...or we shall welease no one!

JUDITH: Release Brian!

BOB: Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

MAN: Yeah.

BOB: Welease Bwian!

CROWD: Welease Bwian! Welease Bwian! [laughing]

PILATE: Vewy well. That's it.

CENTURION: Sir, we, uh-- we have got a 'Brian', sir.

PILATE: What?

CENTURION: Well, you just sent him for crucifixion, sir.

PILATE: Uh. Ah, wait! Wait! We do have a 'Bwian'! Well, go and wepwieve him, stwaight away.

CENTURION: Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

PILATE: Vewy well! I shall... welease... Bwian!

Epona 05-10-2002 05:00 PM

.......

BRIAN: Reg!

REG: Hello, sibling Brian.

BRIAN: Thank God you've come, Reg.

REG: Ahh, yes. Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, that we are not in fact the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepared statement on behalf of the Movement. Uh, 'We, the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.'

BRIAN: What?

REG: 'Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman Imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture, and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed on behalf of the P.F.J., etcetera.' And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration for what you are doing for us, Brian, at what must be, after all, for you, a very difficult time.

BRIAN: Reg! Well, what are you going to do?

REG: Good-bye, Brian, and thanks.

FRANCIS: Well done, Brian. Keep it up, lad.

LORETTA: Terrific work, Brian.

P.F.J.: [mumbling]

REG: Yeah. Right. And...

P.F.J.: [singing] For he's a jolly good fellow!
For he's a jolly good fellow!
For he's a jolly good fellow!
And so say all of us!

LORETTA: And so say all of-- [clap clap clap]

BRIAN: You bastards! You bastards!

CENTURION: Where is Brian of Nazareth?!

BRIAN: You sanctimonious bastards!

CENTURION: I have an order for his release!

BRIAN: You stupid bastards!

MR. CHEEKY: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth.

BRIAN: What?!

MR. CHEEKY: Yeah, I-- I-- I'm Brian of Nazareth.

CENTURION: Take him down!

BRIAN: I'm Brian of Nazareth!

VICTIM #1: Eh, I'm Brian!

MR. BIG NOSE: I'm Brian!

VICTIM #2: Look, I'm Brian!

BRIAN: I'm Brian!

VICTIMS: I'm Brian!

GREGORY: I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

VICTIMS: I'm Brian! I'm Brian!...

BRIAN: I'm Brian of Nazareth!

CENTURION: All right. Take him away and release him.

MR. CHEEKY: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only-- It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!

Beaumanoir 05-10-2002 05:03 PM

LOL Epona!!!

*Always Look On The Bright Side Of Death*
*Whistling*
*Just Before You Draw Your Terminal Breath*

http://homepage2.nifty.com/kabakov/l...ian-crew11.jpg

LennonCook 05-10-2002 09:25 PM

<font color="red">Id leave it to coincidance... especially since realbinky joined 3 months before you... :D </font>

/)eathKiller 05-10-2002 10:37 PM

it took them decades but scientists finally invinted the DE-BINK-O-RAY... just shoot anyone with this ray and they will CEASE to be BINKY!

*hands it over to the real binkey*

*everyone asks "WHICH ONE?"*

"well now that would be for you to decide..." *throws down thingy that explodes into smoke* "MUAHAHAH! MUAHAHHAH! AAHAAHHAMUWAHAHHAH!!!!" *smoke clears and he's still standing there*... "what?"

Beaumanoir 05-11-2002 12:32 PM

ME!

*picks it up and starts random shootings*

(spot the cryptic clue)

/)eathKiller 05-11-2002 12:36 PM

Yikes! *dodges de-bink-o-beam*

--------------------
Just think Talthyr- This COULD be your sig:
http://members.lycos.co.uk/th8or/doe...ookfamilar.jpg
Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB
and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T
Maker of 'Talthyr's Magic Marshmallows™ -They're Magic!!'
And now, coming to a store near you, 'Talthyr's Super Sour Bonbons™ '
Copyright Talthyr and Binky - 2002.
42 out of 44 on Sir Exxon's BG2 test.. I'm Lord Ao!!
Long live HADB!!!

[ 05-11-2002, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Talthyr Malkaviel 05-11-2002 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
ME!

*picks it up and starts random shootings*

(spot the cryptic clue)

Cryptic clue?? Oh, yeah, that one over there *goes and grabs the cryptic clue* found him Binky, you should really use some cryptic glue to keep him from escaping.

Talthyr Malkaviel 05-11-2002 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
Yikes! *dodges de-bink-o-beam*
Ummm, won't it not effect you, I thought it just got rid of Binky-ness, and you ain't Binky.... are you? ARE YOU????! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir 05-11-2002 12:53 PM

Hehe, I'll Just Programme It To Hunt Down And Find Realbinky!

*GO MY PRETTY! MWHAHAHA*

/)eathKiller 05-11-2002 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Ummm, won't it not effect you, I thought it just got rid of Binky-ness, and you ain't Binky.... are you? ARE YOU????! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
Well no, I'm not a thoreoubred binky or anything liek that... but I would like to keep that small % of me that is binkey... Binkey!
http://members.lycos.co.uk/th8or/youknowyouwantit.jpg
you KNOW you want it! MUWAHAHHA!

[ 05-11-2002, 01:10 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Beaumanoir 05-11-2002 01:03 PM

Well You Can Be As Binkey As You Want... Just Dont Be Binky [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)

/)eathKiller 05-11-2002 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
Well You Can Be As Binkey As You Want... Just Dont Be Binky [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)
Yes Binky Ma'am Sir Ma'am!

http://members.lycos.co.uk/th8or/get...itshotbaby.jpg
Now will the real red dragon, please stand up?

Beaumanoir 05-11-2002 01:18 PM

Sir Maam Sir? Eh?

Btw, What Red Dragon?

Sir Exxon 05-11-2002 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:


Btw, What Red Dragon?

<font color="gold">Silly, the Dragon on the pic! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

Beaumanoir 05-11-2002 01:32 PM

Ohh, The Picture Didn't Appear!! I Just Saw The Writing! My Mistake!

*Its Behind You!!*

Beaumanoir 05-11-2002 01:51 PM

Me Wanna See! Pm Me It!!!

Talthyr Malkaviel 05-11-2002 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
Well You Can Be As Binkey As You Want... Just Dont Be Binky [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)

Yes Binky Ma'am Sir Ma'am!

http://members.lycos.co.uk/th8or/get...itshotbaby.jpg
Now will the real red dragon, please stand up?
</font>[/QUOTE]*Finally decides to stop being lazy and reply to the not so subtle hints*
Ohhhh... I guess that's the pic you PM'd me about... that would be cool, thanks :D
[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]


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