the original thread is here:

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=10&t=001902&p=

the previous thread is here:
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=10&t=008540&p =1

<H2><font color="plum">Cloudy's Cafe</font></H2>

Come in, be welcome, be comfortable, be yourself

Welcome to Cloudy's Cafe, a place to have a cup of coffee or a good
darjeeling and the finest in conversation and camaraderie.

The proprietor asks that you follow a few simple guidelines:

<H3>this is a real conversation zone, not a role-play zone</H3>

* no flaming; if you disagree with a viewpoint expressed by any patron, please do so in a civil manner
* any topic is fair game, but keep posts to the standards that Ziroc has set for the entire forum, please (ie:
foul language is not appropriate and things should be suitable for all audiences)
-a side note from Cloudy: I see this as a place for those short
conversations about a new baby or the latest soccer fiasco, not for things that are big enough to warrant
their own threads, by all means give those things the space they need and post separately!
* Please, no one word or smiley posts (Ziroc has declared them 'real spam' and the proprietor doesn't want
the reputuation of "good spam" to suffer!)
* do feel free to be serious or silly and enjoy the company of others while you are here. By all means POST if
you have something to say, even to start another topic , we can handle multiple chats, we're a CAFE!!! But be
courteous and don't disrupt a conversation just to disrupt it.

Come on in! The bar is stocked with coffees, teas, juices and waters from around the world. And purple
napkins, of course!

<font color="pink">The lighting is low, the golden oak counters and tables glow with inviting warmth. Near the window, the lighting
is brighter, as comfy, plush leather armchairs wait for those who'd like to read a book while relaxing to music
or just lazily watch the world go by.</font>

Cloudy, your hostess [img]graemlins/ladyhearts.gif[/img]
Lioness, your waitress [img]graemlins/angelwings.gif[/img]

http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/cloudy_cafe.gif

First post! *bounces off walls*

I want to join the spam army! [img]graemlins/spam3.gif[/img] What do i need to do to joiin the army of spam SPAM Princess? [img]graemlins/spam3.gif[/img]

*takes the can of spam, tosses it on the ground, and proceeds to blast it* [img]graemlins/railgun.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

I shall never fall to your reign of spam! NEVER! N.E.S.S. will prevail!

[img]graemlins/chaos.gif[/img]

What will we do to him, Nessy? ;)

No! You must not join them! Spam leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to ph33r, and once ph33r has taken hold, you can never leave the Spam Side! Then I shall have to destroy you...

[img]graemlins/chaos.gif[/img]

You can do nothing, for I am not one of your weak subjects of spam! I will not be a victim! My cries won't go unheard! I've got to fight for myself and what I hold so true! I won't live in denial! I won't turn the other cheek. I learned from my mistakes and made a promise to myself. I won't live in the spam, I WON'T LIVE IN THE SPAM! I've been affected by your spam and I let it hold me back... I wasn't thinking for myself, I wasn't living FOR MYSELF! I WILL return. For now, the thread is yours. But beware... *sneaks out*

[img]graemlins/chaos.gif[/img]

[ 05-25-2002, 06:52 PM: Message edited by: Krishach ]

No! You must not join them! Spam leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to ph33r, and once ph33r has taken hold, you can never leave the Spam Side! Then I shall have to destroy you...

[img]graemlins/chaos.gif[/img] [/QB][/QUOTE]

I'm joining Krishach.If a fight is what ya want, SO BE IT............................... I will destroy you.For all that is green and spammy,you shall be vanquished!!!!!!!!!*pulls out two-handed spam sword*

No! You must not join them! Spam leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to ph33r, and once ph33r has taken hold, you can never leave the Spam Side! Then I shall have to destroy you...

[img]graemlins/chaos.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]You *do* have problems, sir, you are quite misguided. ;)

SomeGuy, you must prove your spamminess of course. ;) And maybe someday you shall be in the Spam Army. :D Romey and I need time to think of suitable initiation rituals. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

F&*!ing JavaScript!!
You spend ages perfecting the bloody thing and making sure it's all ok, and then you try it out, and all it is is a bunch of errors after errors!!!
Man, it looks like it should work fine, I can't see any small minor slip-ups, or any major ones!! What is wwrong with it!!!!!!
I need a stiff drink.

EXTRA: And then I go and post it in the wrong cafe!!!

*needs even more stiff drinks now*