Hello everyone! Welcome to the official ORT building! We are currently dealing with an infestation of giant vampiric fleas with Vorpal Bites, though we're considering training them and using them as pets.

Oh and here's the official map of the ORT Building:

Welcome to the ORT building! This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:
Roof: Pool and BBQ area.

5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.

4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)

3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.

2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.

1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.

Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.

B1: Labs(Access Denied.)

B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)

B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)

B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.

B5-B12: Empty or used for storage.

B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows.

Ls has managed to bop a few fleas into submission - he is currently training them to hop through hoops of fire but they keep hopping too far and bouncing off the ceiling

Deftly managing to avoid the HUGE fleas infesting the place, the Storm Queen makes her way to the roof and hangs out near the pool, waiting for the side of beef and tub of shrimp to arrive for the BBQ. She wonders, idly, who has the refreshing drinks and salad assortments and dips a toe in the pool.

no salad here, but we can cook one of Woolly Rupert's giant fleas for you?

EEEEEEEEEEW! NO! ICKYPOOH! NO bbq fleas, thankyouverymuch! YUKKKKKK!


CB, contemplating the weeds as a food source first!

Neb trains one of the fleas to cook BBQ food and sets it to work making salad and beef sides, he cooks the shrimp himself and unlocks the bar which contains drinks of all kinds, he then jumps into the pool to cool off, it's got to be at least 35 degrees celsius.....

The Storm Queen pretends she doesn't see what's making the salad before she takes some. Thanking Neb for the shrimp, she splashes rum onto him in the pool. "Darn those tops, hard to open a bottle and hold a salad at the same time!" *giggle*


CB, wondering if LS will come drink the pool dry now! HAHA!

Neb dives under the surface of the pool to wash off the rum, he surfaces again with a plan to get even......

He ducks under the surface again and silently swims towards the edge of the pool, he then carefully reaches his hand up over the edge and grabs hold of Cloudy's ankle and drags her into the pool, he then hurries out of the pool and hides behind one of the palms on the roof as fast as he can to avoid the wrath of the Storm Queen.

~just as LS drinks the pool dry~

SLOOOOOOORRRPPP!!!!

my stomach for spirits is as large as Skye's for choc :D

The Storm Queen hits the bottom of the pool as it's drained dry and looks dazed. She calls a nice tropical storm to refill the pool and climbs out, looking for a dripping Neb to thunder on! ;)