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Father Bronze 08-29-2001 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil:
Hmmmmm......
B: Gahahahahaha!!! VILE EFFIGY!!! (duplicates himself)
B: MANA RIFT: STEAL THAT SWORDS POWER!!! (its now powerless)

Okay, you've demonstrated an ability to clone yourself. Very impressive, but you know that Yorick has mastered that ability many times over . . . Yorick, Hamlet, Melusorick, etc.

And you stole the magic from a holy sword. Okay that's impressive, but then aren't you a bit holy. And how does that compare to the fact that someone might "steal your thunder" or "steal the show." http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



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Neb 08-29-2001 01:52 PM

Don't make my laugh G, I'll summon my Lawyer and have him sue you, I could have him could sue a Super Sayin out of existence in 3 seconds, and with the aid of my Lawyer Summoning spells I could take on Ao, Mystra and Helm while blindfolded and with one hand tied behind my back.

Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil 08-29-2001 01:59 PM

B: VILE EFFIGY X10! (now theres 10 baals)

10B: DESTRUCTIVE STRIKE!!! ( baals's bad....... really... bad melee attack basically he can tear thru neb faster than he can say faster than chigiga fast paws)
A lawyer is obsolete.

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Neb 08-29-2001 02:01 PM

Any offensive or defensive action on your part will result in being sued, found guilty and locked away in Baator or the Abyss for the next 15 years, my Lawyer has X*75 Hit Dice, X=Infinity.

Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil 08-29-2001 02:09 PM

My Moral Court-lings have X x X Infinity Plextoraitloosisisain hps!
This is the old one version of the lawyer evolutionary chain of outsidertic
Super men and women.

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Xanthul 08-29-2001 02:18 PM

OK Gwhanos, wanna be the Official Demon/Villain of the IW ?

First you gotta show us your birth certificate, passport, social security card, driverŽs license (if youŽre 16 or more), VISA (if you are visiting from another country), property tax records, income tax records, high school and or college diploma, medical papers showing that youŽre vaccinated against measles, mumps, hepatitis, rubella, and the flu, and last and most important, the High Grade from the Overlord and Villain Academy (ask Azure for one if you dont have it).

Then we file your application with our local office, who will review your credentials. IF they approve it, it will then be sent to the national office for further verification. They will also do a background check. Once all of the paperwork has been approved, verfified and re-verified, you will be notified via Priority Mail if you have been accepted. The entire process shouldn't take more than 1 year, youŽll get then your Official Villain Carnet (TM). YouŽll also get a T-shirt and a pin with the Logo of the IW.

Thanks

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[This message has been edited by Ertai_OHF (edited 08-29-2001).]

Lioness 08-29-2001 02:21 PM

Well, I don't know if I get a say in this since I am a http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...ittleangel.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
This is me---> http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...angelwings.gif

So who I defeat doesn't really matter to me. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil 08-29-2001 02:24 PM

Shows it all.....

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Father Bronze 08-29-2001 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil:
Shows it all.....



Ahem! We didn't want it all laid bare. Just the official documents please.

Thank you Ertai.

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[This message has been edited by Father Bronze (edited 08-29-2001).]

Lord Shield 08-29-2001 03:43 PM

You are not the most powerful. As mentioned before, you have statistics (high ones, but stats nonetheless) - Us Old Ones do not even HAVE hit points because you need to wipe out all that exists in every dimension, plane and phone box (including yourself) to destroy one

And if somebody WAS going to do that we'dknow in advance (premonition) and travel back in time to wipe them out when they're born

However I am not a villain here, so I'll just put out your hellfires by relieving myself



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