Philosophy of Life in One Line
 

A challenge, can you write a philosophy of life in one line? Doesn't have to be funny, maybe thought provoking. Something like: "Do unto other before they do it to you." Here's mine: Never pass up a chance to go to the bathroom.

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From a song:

"The meaning of life is to give life meaning."

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I offer two, for your consideration...

<h2>Share the Magic</h2>

or

<h2>When you were born, you were crying while everyone else was smiling, so live life such that when you die, you're smiling and everyone else is crying.</h2>

That second one is really two lines, but I crammed 'em together (in case you didn't notice ;) ).

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Reality is unreal.

:p

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From Dr. Seuss-

Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

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If you consume more than you produce you're doing it wrong.

or my motto below...

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Live hard, fight harder.

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"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal."

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There is always time for Jello.

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LMAO! that beats my pretentious rubbish any day, Nice one Jorath :D

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"What if the hokey-poky really is what it's all about?"

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I hate to be the morbid and depressing one but...

The purpose of life is to die

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You get invited to all the parties, don't you? :P :hehe:

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Actually I get invited to parties all the time. But they always give me the wrong address. :(

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No matter what you do, whereever you go, there you are.

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Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind and, Love your neighbor as yourself.

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The cake is a lie.

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LOL that is up there with my wifes "Biscuits are evil" saying :heee:

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lol who told you that? even the most negative dude who believes there is no higher point to life admits that at least one point is to spread your seed i.e. reproduce, that's the lowest form of purpose that anyone can give to life, the purpose is definitely not to die, cos then we wouldnt exist in the first place

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hate to sound soppy but I think it's true that one of the main underlying points to life can be summed up in one word:

love

(of people, your dream, your aims, your work, God, etc. whatever)

without it, you feel nothin worth feelin and feel that your life is worthless and you might as well die

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Awwwww and who said vaskez was just a grumpy, miserable so and so .... he is just a big ol' softie at heart ;)

:hehe:

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Based on my own Athiestic Existentialism:

'Make your own meaning'


(But the temptation to just write 'Be excellent to each other' is just too much... :P)

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It's actually my own personal belief. And yes, on the surface it sounds like an incredibly bleak and negative outlook on life.

But to me it is simply a matter of beliefs and perspective. And without getting into religious debates I'm going to leave it at that.

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why dont you just commit suicide then? Then you can reach the point of your life quicker?????

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Being a Lancashire lad like myself I thought 'another pint of Thwaites' would have been the philosophy of life? :D

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Lies, lies, all of it and anything else is just blasphemy :P

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It's all a big game we involuntarily entered ourselves into, so have fun and play it safe 'cause in a few decades, you're worm-food. ;)

Oh, and 'do unto others' and all that...

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I don't commit suicide because I'm enjoying life. I never advocate people outright ending lives at all. I think everyone on this planet going about and having fun and experience in life is wonderful, and I'm all for it. I just feel there is something greater to our existence and that comes when "death" comes. Whatever you believe or define death or the 'afterlife' to be, I see that as the point of life. But why miss out on all the fun during the ride to whatever it is comes after?

And I'm leaving it at that. I'd hate to get this thread closed because we are going far too off topic and personal.

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ohhhh, you believe in something better after death, that makes more sense than just believing "death" is the point, ok let's leave it at that, I was just surprised before.

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.... I thought you were austrailian??

I do enjoy Thwaites'... Though my local currently has Hobgoblin on tap, so all is right with the world :D

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And you share my birthday... Woop. :D

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Spooky eh!

:D

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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So... are you from Lancashire or Ozland?