The third stupid question and answer question thread!
 

Hey peeps, I was looking through some old threads and found this. Was popular back then so lets do it again!

The rule:

Here we go!

How many greenies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Depends on how many animals eat the greenies before they succeed. My guess? 69.

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why didn't Kyrvias ask a question after replying?

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Because the animals ate him

Are stars just lightbulbs in space screwed in by green martians?

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Whats a greenie ?....a vegie ??

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Depends what your smoking.

How much did France pay Wayne Barnes?

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More than I could earn in my entire life.

I was supposed to ask a question?

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No. You were supposed to do the limbo.

How much wood could a pheasant pluck?

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Pheasant pluck? What have they ever done to you?! Making fun of them is wrong! Let them plant their potatoes in peace!

If a canoe is swimming upstream, and a wheel falls off, how many shingles can fit in a dog house?

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Wednesday.

If an airplane crashes in international waters, where to they bury the survivors?

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Aeroplanes don't crash in international waters. Only Trains.

If three blondes stand next to each other in a line, what is the sum, the square root and the hypotenuse?

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It doesn't matter, because Choc ate them all for dinner! :eating:

Why are toilet bowels so low to the ground?

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So that the toilet gremlins can clean them with ease.

Where do the toilet gremlins get their training?

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In international waters.

Are you a genie? (genies are rich and powerful, you know)

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Only on Thursdays.

Am I hungry?

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With water chestnuts.

Is thread necromancy dead?

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Nope, it's alive and living in New York.

If all the women in a college were laid end to end, would anyone really be surprised?

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Not really, it happens all the time.

Why can't you find naturally blue prawns?

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Because, in chess, prawns can only be black or white. If they dye their hair, they're trendy, and are called shrimp.

Why do dogs lick their genitals?

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Because no one else will.

Do people really explode in space?

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Only if they had Mexican food for lunch.

I know memory is the second thing that goes when you get old. What was the first?

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Adam and Eve.

Are sneakers hanging on power lines a way in which drug dealers mark their territory?

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Only if they havent had their fingernails cut.

What do you call someone from Alabama?

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Albanian, once a month.

Why are people never the same?

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Because they secretly all have 12 heads.

Why do fish not have legs?

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Because their Bicycles dont have pedals anyway.

What do Women want? Any why is it never on special at Wal Mart?

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It's not worth the price tag.

Why can't pigs fly?

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They didn't have enough jewelery to pay for wings when god created them.

why doesn't money grew on trees?

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Because past tense is useless in terms of money.

Why am i so pissed?

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Because you fell asleep in the urinal.

Why is this site called Ironworks?

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Because Choc used to work in a steel mill.

Why is the sky so far away?