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Klorox 05-22-2007 03:22 PM

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Mick Jagger reportedly tried to enlarge his penis by letting bees sting it.


The Rolling Stones frontman, whose “small penis” was mocked by a former lover, covered his manhood in bees in the hope that their stings would cause it to swell.


Sever 05-22-2007 03:44 PM

I'm thinking he'd have fared better by covering it with honey.

Arvon 05-22-2007 03:53 PM

This is beyond comment.

Jaradu 05-22-2007 06:10 PM

Well... points for inventiveness...

Ivelliis 05-22-2007 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
This is beyond comment.
This is beeyond comment.


:D

bubbe 05-22-2007 06:33 PM

Is he beesexual? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

(you never saw that one comming right? :D )

Jaradu 05-22-2007 06:39 PM

You two should be locked up. :D

Bozos of Bones 05-22-2007 06:57 PM

There's a man who wanted to go beeyond his limitations.
I wonder if he was listening to the bee-gees at the time?

johnny 05-22-2007 07:07 PM

Isn't that a bit drastic? I usually close my eyes and think of Beeyonce. :D

johnny 05-22-2007 07:16 PM

To bee or not to bee, that's what Mick must have been thinking. Or maybe he was just thinking with his dick. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Zebodog 05-22-2007 07:23 PM

If you've got beelions and beelions of dollars you can get away with pretty much anything I guess. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Lord 05-22-2007 07:44 PM

I think the 'bee' jokes need to end here. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Anyway, I wonder how the press found out about this. I can't believe he really wanted to tell anyone what he did. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Lord of Alcohol 05-22-2007 08:16 PM

What the hell he bee thinkin?

T-D-C 05-22-2007 08:28 PM

He should have just checked his Spam folder. I wonder who gave him the Buzz on the bee treatment.

Kakero 05-22-2007 09:02 PM

Was he successful?

Arvon 05-22-2007 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
Was he successful?
You making plans?

Kakero 05-22-2007 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
Was he successful?

You making plans? </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, I could make millions of $$ out of this.

johnny 05-22-2007 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
Was he successful?

You making plans? </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, I could make millions of $$ out of this. </font>[/QUOTE]How about you letting me hit you in the crotch with a sledgehammer? I garantee there will be a swelling. :D

Kakero 05-22-2007 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
Was he successful?

You making plans? </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, I could make millions of $$ out of this. </font>[/QUOTE]How about you letting me hit you in the crotch with a sledgehammer? I garantee there will be a swelling. :D </font>[/QUOTE]How do you know? you have done it to yourself before?

sageridder 05-22-2007 11:52 PM

Well if he got the idea from Keith Richards at least know why all those bees are dying.

Lord Michael 05-23-2007 12:44 AM

Beelieve me, that's GOTTA hurt. Beetween this and Klorox's other informative posts, who needs the Bee. Bee. C.
One more thing beefore I go....OUCH!

bubbe 05-23-2007 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
Was he successful?

You making plans? </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, I could make millions of $$ out of this. </font>[/QUOTE]How about you letting me hit you in the crotch with a sledgehammer? I garantee there will be a swelling. :D </font>[/QUOTE]How do you know? you have done it to yourself before? </font>[/QUOTE]hasn't everyone done that? Ò_ó oh....

Dragonshadow 05-23-2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bubbe:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
Was he successful?

You making plans? </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, I could make millions of $$ out of this. </font>[/QUOTE]How about you letting me hit you in the crotch with a sledgehammer? I garantee there will be a swelling. :D </font>[/QUOTE]How do you know? you have done it to yourself before? </font>[/QUOTE]hasn't everyone done that? Ò_ó oh.... </font>[/QUOTE]Well considering that around half of the population is fmeale, I'm guessing... No.

bubbe 05-23-2007 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bubbe:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
Was he successful?

You making plans? </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, I could make millions of $$ out of this. </font>[/QUOTE]How about you letting me hit you in the crotch with a sledgehammer? I garantee there will be a swelling. :D </font>[/QUOTE]How do you know? you have done it to yourself before? </font>[/QUOTE]hasn't everyone done that? Ò_ó oh.... </font>[/QUOTE]Well considering that around half of the population is fmeale, I'm guessing... No. </font>[/QUOTE]Don't females have a crotch too? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Zebodog 05-23-2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Michael:
Beelieve me, that's GOTTA hurt. Beetween this and Klorox's other informative posts, who needs the Bee. Bee. C.
One more thing beefore I go....OUCH!

Combine the two threads.

johnny's gonna charge you $55,000 to hit you in the crotch with a sledgehammer. :D

Dragonshadow 05-24-2007 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bubbe:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bubbe:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
Was he successful?

You making plans? </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, I could make millions of $$ out of this. </font>[/QUOTE]How about you letting me hit you in the crotch with a sledgehammer? I garantee there will be a swelling. :D </font>[/QUOTE]How do you know? you have done it to yourself before? </font>[/QUOTE]hasn't everyone done that? Ò_ó oh.... </font>[/QUOTE]Well considering that around half of the population is female, I'm guessing... No. </font>[/QUOTE]Don't females have a crotch too? [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Well we don't hit outselves there to enlarge our penis, I can tell you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 05-24-2007, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

Ziroc 05-24-2007 07:39 AM

Hey, that's not as freakish as some men getting botox injections in their scrotum sack to remove the wrinkles! LOL... What is the world coming too?

Klorox 05-24-2007 09:21 AM

I like my wrinkly sack.

I'm starting to appreciate my lil' weenie more too! ;)

Illumina Drathiran'ar 05-24-2007 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ziroc:
Hey, that's not as freakish as some men getting botox injections in their scrotum sack to remove the wrinkles! LOL... What is the world coming too?
Actually, in addition to that, some male porn stars will have skin surgically removed to make the appearance more "pleasing"

Lord Michael 05-24-2007 09:49 PM

Being a male porn star, I can testify to that. I have never had the procedure, though. My package is perfect already.
[img]smile.gif[/img]

Lord Michael 05-24-2007 09:50 PM

I do however, hate all the shaving involved. I personally tried waxing once....OOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH!

johnny 05-24-2007 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Michael:
Being a male porn star, I can testify to that. I have never had the procedure, though. My package is perfect already.
[img]smile.gif[/img]

You're just bullshitting us now...right?

Sever 05-24-2007 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord Michael:
Being a male porn star, I can testify to that. I have never had the procedure, though. My package is perfect already.
[img]smile.gif[/img]

You're just bullshitting us now...right? </font>[/QUOTE]All hail Lord Michael, with his +10 launcher and Pouch o' Plenty! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ziroc 05-25-2007 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord Michael:
Being a male porn star, I can testify to that. I have never had the procedure, though. My package is perfect already.
[img]smile.gif[/img]

You're just bullshitting us now...right? </font>[/QUOTE]Why? wanna watch his video? :D :D :D ;)

Dragonshadow 05-25-2007 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ziroc:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord Michael:
Being a male porn star, I can testify to that. I have never had the procedure, though. My package is perfect already.
[img]smile.gif[/img]

You're just bullshitting us now...right? </font>[/QUOTE]Why? wanna watch his video? :D :D :D ;) </font>[/QUOTE]I think I already have [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Klorox 05-25-2007 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sever:
All hail Lord Michael, with his +10 launcher and Pouch o' Plenty! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Oh man, that's comedic gold!

bubbe 05-25-2007 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ziroc:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord Michael:
Being a male porn star, I can testify to that. I have never had the procedure, though. My package is perfect already.
[img]smile.gif[/img]

You're just bullshitting us now...right? </font>[/QUOTE]Why? wanna watch his video? :D :D :D ;) </font>[/QUOTE]I think I already have [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]poor little dragonshadow. *pats*

Lord Michael 05-26-2007 05:27 AM

Actually it's a +"9" launcher.

[img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

edit:OK, OK, + 8 and a half.

[ 05-26-2007, 05:30 AM: Message edited by: Lord Michael ]

Sever 05-26-2007 12:14 PM

One thing i really liked about BG2 was that +6 was uber. [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img]

Ziroc 05-27-2007 03:38 PM

Yeh, to get that +8, you gotta drink that blue potion though. [img]smile.gif[/img]


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