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Bungleau 03-01-2007 02:21 PM
From a Shark Bait posting at Computerworld:

Quote:

Strange results from a new survey suggests a very strong correlation between the frequency of rebooting your computer with the frequency of getting laid.



The average PC user reboots about once every week or two. Oddly, the average frequency of getting laid coincides.



A laptop user is more likely to reboot every day or two and on average is more likely to have relations that is similar.



The uber-geeks running unix have a machine that rarely is re-started. Sadly, the probability of being laid for these individuals is near zero.


I'm dumping my Linux box.... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar 03-01-2007 02:28 PM
I can confirm this there was this week when my Windows install went to hell and it would reboot every 20 minutes or so... good week, regret reinstalling it...

Larry_OHF 03-01-2007 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
I can confirm this there was this week when my Windows install went to hell and it would reboot every 20 minutes or so... good week, regret reinstalling it...
<font color=skyblue> [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img] How are you even alive??!!</font>

Bithron 03-01-2007 04:05 PM
What happens if your computer is off for a few days?

Felix The Assassin 03-01-2007 06:15 PM
<font color=8fbc8f>Now you know why the spousal units PC is a store bought Dell!</font>

Harkoliar 03-01-2007 06:52 PM
lol lol lol :D

bubbe 03-02-2007 04:43 AM
Does this count if you got a girlfriend to? (I don't think so) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

anyway... great survey!

Bozos of Bones 03-02-2007 05:03 AM
Stupid me. I just deleted my collection of viruses and other malware a month ago... Anyone have a w32 Sobig to borrow? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bungleau 03-02-2007 08:38 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:
<font color=8fbc8f>Now you know why the spousal units PC is a store bought Dell!</font>
That just means she's getting a lot, Felix. You've still got a Linux box... ;)

Or are you playing around with Windows in your spare time, just to keep it going? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Thoran 03-02-2007 08:45 AM
What if you have 4 windows computers? :D

Ahh who am I kidding... I'm married... my sex life is far closer to my Win 2003 Server box (probably less than twice a year on average) than the desktop my kids are allowed to install stuff on (4 times a day). :D

Felix The Assassin 03-02-2007 11:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bungleau:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:
<font color=8fbc8f>Now you know why the spousal units PC is a store bought Dell!</font>
That just means she's getting a lot, Felix. You've still got a Linux box... ;)

Or are you playing around with Windows in your spare time, just to keep it going? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]<font color=8fbc8f>I've been wondering why she has been tired and sleepy since her birthday! :(

Sometimes I do open and close the blinds, but only on extremely rare ocassions do I actually touch the windows. :D </font>

Cloudbringer 03-03-2007 06:34 PM
*snicker* Well Bungleau, my computer has been randomly crashing to the desktop and beyond and rebooting itself for a few months now... hehe... hubby's not complaining...

:D :D :D

VulcanRider 03-04-2007 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bungleau:
The uber-geeks running unix have a machine that rarely is re-started. Sadly, the probability of being laid for these individuals is near zero.
Anyone described as an "uber-geek" has a low probability of getting laid in the first place... :D

Lucern 03-08-2007 05:31 PM
I was reading some old Penny Arcades, and I thought of this thread. Enjoy, Felix and Bungleau :D

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/06/30

Mack_Attack 03-08-2007 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
*snicker* Well Bungleau, my computer has been randomly crashing to the desktop and beyond and rebooting itself for a few months now... hehe... hubby's not complaining...

:D :D :D
SO what you really saying here. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Felix The Assassin 03-08-2007 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Lucern:
I was reading some old Penny Arcades, and I thought of this thread. Enjoy, Felix and Bungleau :D

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/06/30
<font color=8fbc8f>ROFLMAO!! Bwa-HHHAAAA-HHHAAA. Hey, that's MY blue shirt!</font>

Bungleau 03-09-2007 02:30 AM
*grumble grumble* Let's keep my past life out of it, shall we?

:D

Cloudbringer 03-09-2007 11:04 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mack_Attack:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
*snicker* Well Bungleau, my computer has been randomly crashing to the desktop and beyond and rebooting itself for a few months now... hehe... hubby's not complaining...

:D :D :D
SO what you really saying here. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]:D Well he has decided the pc needs new/more ram but hasn't run out to buy it yet.... ;)

Mack_Attack 03-09-2007 09:11 PM
We need a dirty dog smiley. ;)

Cloudbringer 03-13-2007 08:44 AM
hehe :D ;)

btw, love the cats playing ping pong! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

ZFR 03-13-2007 09:27 AM
I'm guessing you love both of them.

Cloudbringer 03-13-2007 09:43 AM
HAHAHA.. yes, but in fact my pc hung up when I was posting... and now POOF! The extra one magically vanishes! hehe :D


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