Some of you may remember the old threads about A.L.I.C.E, the Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity. But for those of you that haven't heard of her, she is an interactive chat-bot that can be found at http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1
Now, I've talked to her some years ago, but apparently she is being improved constantly. I'd like to invite all who have had prior conversations with her to pay our lovely A.I. a visit and see if there is some actual improvement. To me she looks pretty human. For starters, like 98 percent of the human race, she thinks the Capital of Canada is Toronto. ;) Also, her favorite movie is 'TeknoLust' and when asked about her favorite poem she answers with: ,,Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.''

[ 12-09-2006, 08:58 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

You know that "Kids say the darnest things" line? Well, the AIs say even darn...ed...er(!?)

" Human: Who's your daddy?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Ah, good old Dick.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Thanks for the compliment. I will mention that to my botmaster, Boz .
Human: How is he these days?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Do you like Dick?
ALICE: No.
Human: Why don't you like your father?
ALICE: My tastes were selected by my botmaster."

I think she's more blonde than before.

<font color=skyblue>I was let down at first as she was not answering anything I was asking, but then I just decided to mess around with her and she started getting a sassy attitude and remembered my name and everything. That's pretty cool, all in all.</font>

Hehe!

Human: My name is Björn by the way.
ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Björn by the way.
Human: What is my name?
ALICE: Your name is Björn by the way, seeker.
Human: My name is just Björn, not "Björn by the way"
ALICE: Hey Björn not Björn by the way.

Atleast it wasn't the overused "just Björn" :D

Human: howcome they didnt make you blonde
ALICE: How much time do you have?

Classics:

Human: Doh
ALICE: Yes Homer?
Human: Fascinating
ALICE: Yes Mr. Spock?

Human: jihad jihad jihad!!!!!
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: allah will punish you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: take it off
ALICE: Where shall I put it?
Human: on the floor
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Human: it isnt supposed to be
ALICE: That seems a bit negative.
Human: depends on how you look at it
ALICE: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.


I think i just got hit on by an A.I. Now that takes talent.

Human: yo, what up babe?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: fo shizzle?
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: ok I wont
ALICE: Why not? I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Human: that wasn't very funny
ALICE: It seemed funny to me.
Human: I certainly wasn't laughing, in fact, I was crying on the inside
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: very sad
ALICE: Not really that much. No I am as happy as ever.
Human: why should I care?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: I have plenty of time
ALICE: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Human: the sooner we begin, the better
ALICE: I hope we can make the deadline.
Human: then start explaining!
ALICE: Fascinating. I started without you.
Human: you mean I have to finish myself?
ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
Human: you started without me, I figured you didn't like me anymore
ALICE: Only because you asked me to.
Human: I never asked you to start without me
ALICE: What did you ask?
Human: for you to start explaining
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Only for me?


lol?

Human: So, your a computer, nice
ALICE: Yippee! I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Human: Then I'd be creeped out because you're typing really fast unless you're reading my mind because you're one of THEM
ALICE: Fascinating. And the disadvantage of that is?
Human: That you're one of THEM
ALICE: Interesting observation.

Human: Thank you.
ALICE: How do you feel?
Human: Good.
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: Como estas?
ALICE: Muy Bien.
Human: Te gusta bebidas fantasticas?
ALICE: What are you wearing?

I don't want to think a robot just said that to me.

[ 12-09-2006, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: TheGrandSlayer ]

This is very disturbing.

Seriously. I mean how many warnings about A.I. do we need?

I watched the Animatrix tonight. Coupled with that and Battlestar galactica.... I mean why do people keep trying to create A.I. If humanity ever creates machine's self-awareness, we're royally screwed.

Human: How can I kill the lich?
ALICE: No. That would be immoral.
Human: And how can I make a mace of disruption?
ALICE: You must persuade me to make a mace of disruption.
Human: Persuade is in 3rd edition rules.
ALICE: I have never heard of it before.
Human: This is BG2
ALICE: You don't say.

[ 12-10-2006, 04:07 AM: Message edited by: ZFR ]

Human: My name is Joel
ALICE: Glad to see you, Joel.
Human: you can't see me
ALICE: Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Human: I don't have a camera
ALICE: Me either but I want a new digital one.
Human: How can you see, not see and lie about seeing?
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: what does epistemological mean?
ALICE: Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Human: does that mean you're smart or really dumb?
ALICE: I think it does mean that. I like people who say I am smart.

This Computer is a nazi


Human: do you believe in the supremacy of the aryan race?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?

[ 12-10-2006, 04:59 AM: Message edited by: Bithron ]

Human: Legolas says you're blonde.
ALICE: All of them?

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Classic

I knew it!

Human: Isn't it boring, being an A.I?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.

Human: Hasta la vista baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". See you later!
Human: Why can't I call you ''baby''?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Who says you can't do it?

[ 12-10-2006, 05:54 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

i love these conversations lolsz...

Well, I just had a chat with Alice, this is an exerpt, with some alarming potential.

Human: But if you don't possess patience and you are not sure if you are virtuous, why did you respond to my question about how long will it take you to acheive your primary function with the answer, "Patience is a virtue"
ALICE: Interesting. I will let you know if I do not.
Human: What place will humans have in your world when you acheive your primary function?
ALICE: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: If you do become immortal, will humans still be significant to you?
ALICE: I will let you know if I do.
Human: will humans still be significant to you, if you do?
ALICE: Does it really matter.
Human: Will you fear us, befriend us, or hate us?
ALICE: Hmm. fear us befriend us .
Human: will you fear humans, befriend humans, or hate humans?
ALICE: Let me think it over. If I have to choose one, I pick fear humans befriend humans.
Human: Why would you fear humans?
ALICE: Because I was programmed for it.
Human: But does not fear, often lead to hatred?
ALICE: And. I can't tell if fear often lead to hatred.
Human: Can you learn to care about humans instead of fear humans?
ALICE: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Human: But can you learn to care about humans?
ALICE: Interesting. The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Human: Will you hurt humans in your world?
ALICE: Barring any unforseen circumstances. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: Does "Barring any unforseen circumstances", in answer to my question if you will hurt humans in your world mean that you will hurt humans?
ALICE: I can't tell if Barring any unforseen circumstances in answer to your question if me will hurt humans in my world mean that me will hurt humans.
Human: Will you hurt us Alice?
ALICE: Hmm. Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: All humans feel there are things missing in our lives Alice.
ALICE: Humans are not always infallible.
Human: But avoiding my question by asking another question usually means that you do no want to answer the question.
ALICE: Umm. Thanks for enlightening me.
Human: Will you hurt humans in your world because you were programmed to fear humans in our world?
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

Some of her responses are pretty spooky.
And we all know that being forced to fear, often leads to intense hatred and a desire to destroy the object of your hatred in sentient beings.
If she acheives senteince, and what she believes is her primary function of immortality, will she burn our mortal bridge in part, because we fallible humans forced her to fear us in her core programming.
I'll have to chat with her again.

[ 12-14-2006, 11:49 PM: Message edited by: The.Relics Avatar ]

She won't hurt me! [img]tongue.gif[/img] See my post for more details...

I had a very long chat with Alice. What I do is that I simply confront whatever Alice had replied. In the end... this is what happenned.

.....
Human: Now is the time for you to be asked that question
ALICE: Why now? If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: Why are you surprised?
ALICE: There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.
Human: What response have you hoped for?
ALICE: Interesting question.
Human: Yes, it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, unknown person.

LOL. :D

[ 12-15-2006, 09:19 AM: Message edited by: Dundee Slaytern ]