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Ryanamur 08-28-2001 01:02 PM

Well, now that we've identify the best, let's look at the worst.

I personnally haven't given it much tought. However, I would probably go for the remote control. Though very usefull, it is very damaging to one's health. It promotes potato couches... bad, very bad.

The ball is in your court.

Have fun.

Yorick 08-28-2001 01:15 PM

The Gun
The Sword
The Bomb
The Automobile
The Class system

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domingo 08-28-2001 01:18 PM

All nuclear weapons ..... one of our greatest scientific achievements will be our ultimate demise ...........

Yorick 08-28-2001 01:50 PM

Ironic that Einstein played a part in their creation don't you think? Imagine his horror.

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domingo 08-28-2001 01:55 PM

yea ... and I believe that Einstein said he would only help if his work was used for peace .... I think they kind of perverted that deal a bit .... even though right after they used it , it kind of forced a peace .... the whole thing just kinda freaks me out ....

Rikard 08-28-2001 01:58 PM

Bloodlust

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Ryanamur 08-28-2001 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by domingo:
yea ... and I believe that Einstein said he would only help if his work was used for peace .... I think they kind of perverted that deal a bit .... even though right after they used it , it kind of forced a peace .... the whole thing just kinda freaks me out ....
Yep, but that was the deal... used for peace... never thurst a governement agent coming after your knowledge in time of war... it's always to kill someone.

After giving more thought, I would agree to weaponry has being one of our worst invention.

Mouse 08-28-2001 02:53 PM

As Einstein himself famously said

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber."


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domingo 08-28-2001 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mouse:
As Einstein himself famously said

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber."



LMAO oh man that is hilarious ...... never heard that one before .... Im sure he meant it after those horrible bombings too.


AliCat 08-28-2001 08:40 PM

Hmm, at least for my list I'd add pagers and possibly cell phones. Alarm clocls are evil too. All right, all right, they have a purpose, but those nasty ringy ones were invented by an experienced torturer. What about landfills? Were they such a great idea? And what about thongs? Yes, I know, various people (like men, for instance) like looking at them, but... have you worn one????? What logical underwear-type purpose do they serve??? And beware, ye thong-lovers out there, one of these days you will see a granny in a thong, and you may change your mind on the greatness of this invention. Fair warning!!!!!

Gabriel 08-28-2001 10:57 PM

I would say that all weapony would be the worst invention but we wouldn't be whrer we are today with out it, so I have to go for FASHION expellicy the really stuiped ones like skirts and trouses at the same time. oh boy was that dumb.

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Epona 08-29-2001 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabriel:
I would say that all weapony would be the worst invention but we wouldn't be whrer we are today with out it, so I have to go for FASHION expellicy the really stuiped ones like skirts and trouses at the same time. oh boy was that dumb.


Couldn't have put it better myself - what is that about? Some sort of display of wealth as in "Look at me, I have so many clothes I can afford to wear 2 items of clothing at once"??
I wonder....

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Sir_Tainly 08-29-2001 06:33 AM

Solar Powered Torch
Underwater Fire Engine
Inflatable Dartboard
Helicopter Ejection seat

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WOLFGIR 08-29-2001 06:56 AM

. Fashion
. Stockbrookers
. Macintosh computers http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
. Greed


And alot of other things that I have forgotten..

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Ryanamur 08-29-2001 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir_Tainly:
Helicopter Ejection seat


LOL: the flying blender http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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debiler 08-29-2001 08:05 PM

mankind.

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Moni 08-29-2001 08:12 PM

Automobiles
Asphalt
Nuclear Weapons


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Moridin 08-29-2001 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryanamur:
potato couches... bad, very bad.


I would have to agree with the above http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Seriously, is any invention bad? Doesn't every invention bring about some sort of good, even if it is meant for evil?

Ok maybe not the Flo-bee...that is just pure insanity http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Lifetime 09-03-2001 11:49 PM

Lots..Cloning, Nerve Gas
AIDS!
I mean..For People, By People right?

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Donut 09-05-2001 08:17 AM

Solar powered parking meters have recently been introduced in England at a cost of £1.1 million.

Think about that - solar power in England. Aren't we missing one essential ingredient for this invention to work?

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Legolas the Elven Archer 09-05-2001 10:09 AM

Money

If we could just trade things, life would be better for me.
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Oh, and books too (especially E-books).
What happened to the time when we were all sitting in our caves around the fire, telling stories to eachother? That was much better.

And finally, cars. All they did was cause traffic jams, pollute the earth and let people spend more time each day on work (causing all sorts of bad things like stress...)
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Ladyzekke 09-09-2001 07:31 PM

Well I dunno what the world's worst invention is, but I work for a patent law office, and we have this one invention, an old one that FAILED miserably years ago, yet I guess before I came to work there, someone decided to install his "sample invention" into our bathroom. It is a toilet paper roll holder. Is made of metal/chrome? It is one big spring about an inch and a half wide. The two ends have these raised sections that are supposed to fit into the shaped slots on the holder. But it being all chromey and springy and slippery, you think you have a new roll nice and secure in the holder, then about 10 seconds later the entire roll holder (with TP roll) goes flying forward, hitting the far bathroom wall, lands a good 4 feet from you. What a shite invention!!! Although (cough!) I have to say that it has had its uses in the past. Like when we had this one attorney temporarily working in our office that was a huge butthole, mean as a snake to everyone, even the 75 year old secretary who is extremely quiet and sweet. He didn't know about the toilet paper holder. So I kinda set it so it wasn't EXACTLY fitted into the slot one day on purpose. Worked like a charm, he went into the bathroom, and after about 15 or so seconds I heard the telltale "clang" of the metal hitting the wall LOL! I know... I'm bad. Only did it once, if that makes a difference http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Moni 09-09-2001 10:54 PM

Ladyzekke,
What an ingenious prank! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif
Thanks for the belly laugh!

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Wendy are you the office prankster? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif I love it!!!!!!!!!

trex_2010 09-12-2001 11:08 PM

well...._I_ think that...palm pilots are pretty useless...so are...that's all i can think of...

by the way, a solar powered flash light is a great idea if the battery is charged while in the sun, so then you can use it at night.

And parking meters don't have to be electronic at all!!!

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adam warlock 09-28-2001 03:49 PM

the 'no' U-turn signs = people ignore them
paper = trees destroyed
resealable bags = they can't reseal worth a ....*cussing*
exercise gimmick machines = buy it, use it once, ignore it, and sell at the garage sale.


Yorick 09-28-2001 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adam warlock:
the 'no' U-turn signs = people ignore them
paper = trees destroyed
resealable bags = they can't reseal worth a ....*cussing*
exercise gimmick machines = buy it, use it once, ignore it, and sell at the garage sale.


Paper? Yeah, what were they thinking? That it grows on trees?

At least trees can grow back. Stones tablets don't.


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Jeremy 09-30-2001 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adam warlock:
the 'no' U-turn signs = people ignore them


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Debaser 09-30-2001 11:12 AM

computers!

nah, chill out...i'm just kidding (obviously).

Charlie 10-02-2001 06:13 PM

The chocolate teapot's right up there.

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adam warlock 10-03-2001 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorick:
Paper? Yeah, what were they thinking? That it grows on trees?

At least trees can grow back. Stones tablets don't.



perhaps but why are we cutting them down more than the trees grow?

sure they are recyclable, but getting people to recycle is another matter!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif



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