I don't mean what type of paper you use. I mean the ultimate fundamental question, the one that possibly may never be answered fully, the one that could start an intergalatic battle on a scale never seen before(assuming life in other galaxies uses toilet paper, and more than one intergalactic battle takes place)...

<h1>Should toilet paper be threaded down the front, so it is away from the wall, or down the back, so it is next to the wall?</h1>

Don't lie and say you never thought about it, make a decision, NOW!

<h3><font color=red>Update</font></h3>
Ok, if you've made a decision, you've gotta explain why! Otherwise how do we know you haven't just made it up?

If you haven't then go away and make one quick. Experiment if you have to, but there's no sitting on the fence for this I'm afraid.




[This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 06-21-2001).]

<font size=9>WHY ARE WE ANSERING THIS? BTW, IN THE FRONT!!!</font>

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I can have a definite opinion about this becuz my mom yells at me when it is the wrong way. Problem: I can never remember which way is the right way. So my answer is whicheva way will tick my mummy off...heeheehee...naughty, naughty Lioness...

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[This message has been edited by Lioness (edited 07-11-2001).]

I prefer it to be threaded down the front, but it works either way. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Just a little educational bit of info here:
In many Arab lands, especially the '3rd world' ones, people don't use toilet paper. They use their left hands. Really!

The implications of this are huge of course. One thing it's very important to remember in the Arab world is never to offer them your left hand, or be seen to be eating with your left hand. It is a great offense. In Yemen, they ate from communal trays in the center of the room. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

Just an interesting tidbit here. You may continue your posts ... http://www.planettribes.com/hosed/sm...1bluewinky.gif

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On the back of the toilet seat, I have a wife and two daughters I can't keep up with which way to put the paper.http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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The front

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ave to go with int the front!, But there are drawbacks and advantages with both I guess http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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The front is preferable! By being in front it is easy to grab the beginning of the roll. When it is threaded down the back you have to somehow reach around and under to get to the beginning of the roll! Oh and the TP dispenser should be w/in reach of the toilet http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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both ways http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Down the front

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../xyxthumbs.gif thats the way to go man.

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The front...the reason being that a woman can break her fingernails on the wall when it is toward the back.

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Down the back , definitely.. I hate to think about the hands that have been on the front of the roll. YIKES!!!!

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On the front... it's easier to grab and that way it hasn't been rubbing against the wall. How often do most people wash their walls??? And how often do bugs crawl all over then? Ick!

Well I guess I'm in the minority here.In my bathroom there is a window above the dispencer,and i have 2 cats if it comes down the front the wind or the cats can unroll the whole thing onto the floor.

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[This message has been edited by sageridder (edited 06-22-2001).]

for me it does not matter http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by Barbucha (edited 06-29-2001).]

Front definately

Mind you, that's assuming regular toilet roll. If you wrap x-men comics around a bog roll, it would probably be a different story. They're not very absorbant and can give papercuts on your buttocks

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the front for crying out loud...

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