Errmmm.....

Now there is a relationship I can't see lasting very long

Um, if he was doing the nasty with the goat in the first place, is this really a punishment? :eek:

I like the dowry idea though. :D

Punisment? Why punish him? Now as he has a goat of his own he'll stay away from other peoples goats. And if he doesn't, they can always punish him later.

Well, I'm guessing that the point of the exercise is public humiliation. Unless he doesn't care, in which case it'll backfire spectacularly. :D

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

LOL That quote...classic.

Let's just hope he doesn't force the goat into signing one of those wedding contracts like that bloke in the other thread :D

Oooo...How nice! I want to see how their kids look like. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

...and they didn't even need a shotgun :D

I feel sorry for the goat.

At least goats don't nag when you come home late at night from the pub. :D

I bet they'll have goatees. :D

[ 02-26-2006, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: Stratos ]

You guys are missing the more grave implication. Last week they legalized gay marriage in the Sudan, and now look what happened. The conservatives are right.

Way to aspire to something meaningful in life...

its all part in the number equation of "42" :D

I bet they'll have goatees. :D </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] genius!

How about the poor goat? What about its rights? Not only was it raped, she was forced to marry a man she doesnt love.

I guess we must start some V-Day or G-Day for the goat. :rolleyes: This violence cannot go unpunished.

There's an underlying assumption here that the goat is female... something I haven't seen documented to this point ;)

You mean it might be a male goat? That's disgusting! :D

I bet they'll have goatees. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Had me laughing out loud at that one Stratos *grin*

Yeah, because I wasn't disgusted yet until I read that. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Seriously, though, the goat is getting raped by the man and his punishment is to take the goat home? Imagine if this worked out the same way with a woman? Imagine the sillyness of this from our point of view -- your daughter gets raped, and the man's punishment is he pays you and takes her home to rape her forever? ?? ?????

Gotta love backwater, shotgun weddings. Ahh, to be young again.

I think they found velcro gloves in his back seat. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

He has the best looking wife in the village.

Well, I doubt the punishment would be applicable with humans.

If you think about it, though, the punishment is pretty dang harsh. This guy will never meet a woman again. His reputation is trashed, he's married, and who knows what kind of stuff you can pick up by raping a goat.

Of course, this is assuming that he isn't messed up enough to actually enjoy the new situation.

Hmmm. The guy says he fell. If it turned out to be true, woe be to him.

Umm curried wife, my favorite!

Two thoughts...

First, if you fell on the goat, why were your pants down?

Second, if he does turn his "wife" into a meal, is that murder? Could her relatives sue?

Goats can't afford to pay lawyers. No danger there.

Yeah, but the ASPCA or its local equivalent might pony up the money for a lawyer.

Oops... was I allowed to say "pony"? :D

1) He could have been running to an outhouse, and fallen onto his goat.
2) He could have been doing skiprope for the Sudan heavyweight championship, and had his pants fallen down, then tripped on it, and fallen onto his goat.
3) He was ****ing a goat.

I vote for #3.

He fell onto the goat. He fell onto the goat 80 times.

Well, some people are just clumsy.

That's... very creepy, quite frankly. I feel bad for the farmer, to be honest. That sight... *shudder* I can't imagine it.

hehe... goatees...

Heh, imagine how the family reunions will be like. :D

It came in today that the goat died.

<font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#009999">He was lucky thay didn't cut off his manhood and feed it to the goat.</font>

[ 05-04-2007, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

Natural causes? It just happened to fall in the stew?

Man, those Islamic regions are getting more hazardous by the day, first the goat issue, and now a woman in burkha appeared to have been assaulted for no particular reason....

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y29...g?t=1178306288

All that violence....what's the world coming to....