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D*Ranged 09-08-2002 05:07 AM

Some things BG2 NPCs would NEVER say, based on their personalities and all that.

I'll start off here...

Minsc: I want a HAMSTER sandwich!

LennonCook 09-08-2002 05:09 AM

<font color="lightblue">Jaheira: Screw nature !!
Edwin: You are very much my superior.
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D*Ranged 09-08-2002 05:17 AM

Cernd - meows in his werewolf form...

Raznar 09-08-2002 07:46 AM

Jan : I really HATE Turnips!!

AeonGuard 09-08-2002 07:47 AM

Aerie : "...(Silence...)"
Anomen : "Well, think before you act."
Keldorn : "Kill them!! I want their blood!! Nyahahahahaha (Grin)""

Luvian 09-08-2002 08:01 AM

Valygar: Say, Edwin, would you mind teaching me magic?

TheCrimsomBlade 09-08-2002 10:29 AM

Barbarian Fighter:
OH POOH I JUST BROKE MY FINGERNAIL!!
I'M Taking my gold and going back to the Keep.
SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD BY!!!

Silver 09-08-2002 10:34 AM

Nalia: "Burn the needy!"

Kaltia 09-08-2002 11:40 AM

Viconia: I bow before your will, male.
Imoen: Sod off, the lot of you. It's my time of the month.
Edwin: I love you, Anomen! KISS ME!
Jan: (anything that doesn't have a turnip in there somewhere)

Illumina Drathiran'ar 09-08-2002 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Luvian:
Valygar: Say, Edwin, would you mind teaching me magic?
Alright, you can't beat that one, I'm afraid. I bow to thy rapier wit! But I have a few.. (No doubt they won't look that good after that one, though.. Curses!)

Cernd: ::Tosses a piece of trash over his back as he walks through the forest::
Cernd: Let's go hunting!

Jahiera: Ah, accidents happen. No need for vengeance, let's let him off with a warning.
Jahiera: I hope the Zhentarim accepts my application!

Minsc: I found the History of the Nether Scrolls a fascinating read, myself.
Minsc: Would you like some more tea and cookies, Edwin? ::And no, he wouldn't be charmed or dominated at this point::
Minsc: ::Squish:: ::SQUEEK!:: Oh, hell! That's the third hamster this month alone..

Viconia and Edwin: ::They try to out-compliment one another::

Nalia: Screw the poor, we need to save up to buy golden swords!

Imoen: ::Summons a demon and a Fallen Planetar and has them fight, just for fun::
Imoen: Imoen do this, Imoen do that! When the hell am I gonna get a break?

Valygar: Ooo, could you hand me that corpse? I could use that for the Flesh Golem I'm making!

Korgan: Can't we talk about this? Why do we always need to resort to violence?

Haer'Dalis: Tell me, are my bird metaphors getting old?

Aerie: Mara, can we kick Nalia out of the party? Her whining is REALLY getting on my nerves.
Aerie: Was it as good for you as it was for me, Viconia?

Yoshimo: Pass the MSG, please.

Keldorn: Your inner and outer beauty outshines the sun, my dear Viconia. Will you bear my children?

Jan: Shopkeep, don't you have any anti-belching medication that isn't turnip-based?

Edwin: You know, I really love you guys. You're like my family.
Edwin: MINSC! Watch out, Imoen's trying to backstab you!
Edwin: I don't know about these red robes any more. Do they make me look fat?

Viconia: Aerie, it's truly inspiring how you managed to cope with the loss of your wings. I truly aspire to have a fraction of your inner strength someday.
Viconia: Of course Waterdeep is the best-run city around! ((Note: It's run by a council of humans))
Viconia: Well, can we just be friends instead?

[ 09-08-2002, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ]

Alson 09-08-2002 02:44 PM

Ok, my turn. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Aerie: Prepare to be eviscerated, fool!

Valygar: A scroll of Timestop! How cool is that!?

Yoshimo: The Underdark is a creepy place indeed...

D*Ranged 09-08-2002 08:58 PM

AND NPCs that don't join you included.

Bodhi: AHHHHHHHH! I can't stand blood! I don't want to drink them!

SixOfSpades 09-08-2002 09:32 PM

From early June:

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cg...c;f=2;t=016423

And a few(?) more of my own, that I emailed to her website (dunno if she ever put them up:

Imoen: "Don't give me that, you rancid heap of parrot droppings! You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke!"

Xzar: "Your constant mood swings give me the willies. Can't you be a little more dependable and rational? A firm grip on reality can be such a useful
thing, you know."

Montaron: "I don't mean to be confrontational, but could you be a little less......evil?"

Khalid: "The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. Rubber baby buggy bumpers. She sells seashells by the seashore. Boy, getting rid of my stuttering has inspired me with such confidence. Excuse me, but I'm feeling a little bloodthirsty now...."

Jaheira: "Okay, I am now officially fed up with all this Balance and Nature crap. Which way to the nearest Arby's? I'm buying."

Kivan: "I've just GOT to find that Tazok again....he just looked so damn HOT in all that leather with fur trim....his rippling muscles glistening with
sweat.....Mmmmmmm....."

Ajantis: "You know, I suppose I really should end my constant bickering about Helm. After all, he's not even that cool, not like Cyric is....."

Viconia: "It's not that I don't respect you as a person, I'm simply saving myself for the right man."

Garrick: "I'm so glad that they chose ME as an example of how powerful and effective a good Bard can be."

Kagain: "I've always looked on the wilderness as a holy place....the trees of the forest are a cathedral, a temple to nature's infinite poetry and perfection. I'd like to share a song with you now......"

any Nobleman: "Why hello! What a grand sight it is to see splendid folk like you ridding the countryside of monsters--they are SUCH a plague to farmers, and a nuisance to trade, you know. I say, would you be free to
join me at my estate next tenday? I love to entertain."

Minsc: "Ah, finally we break free of the tick-ridden wilds and back to this enlightened land of the civilized bourgoisie. I have great plans for the
city, perhaps a Redlight District and a Disco District....."

Edwin: "Well, curses. I don't understand this spell scroll at all. Minsc, could you come over here and help me figure this out?"

Branwen: "I march around in tight leather pants, but does anyone comment on MY strapping buttocks? Noooooo. What does a girl have to do to get a little
action around here?"

Xan: "Hello there, ma'am! Isn't it a LOVELY morning? Look at all the people, being happy enjoying their lives! I wonder if they like Prozac as much as I do?"

Dynaheir: "You wondered why a smart woman like me was so eager to be reunited with Minsc? Here, let me show you why my robe is slit all the way up my
thigh.....Hey, Minsc, it's time we were 'Inseparable' again! Bring Boo!"

Safana: "Hey, you know, this whole Ilmater thing is really starting to make a whole lot of sense to me now...."

Shar-Teel: "Oh, I know I've got this whole butch-dyke thing going on, but it's really only a front to impress men. Don't tell Eldoth, OK?"

Coran: "It wouldn't be prudent to jump to conclusions without knowing the facts first. I'd like to settle down and live to a ripe old age."

Eldoth: "Uh, no, I actually don't know any AC/DC or Danzig songs.....I could play some Raffi, do you like Raffi?"

Faldorn: "Hey, did you know there are huge reserves of fossil fuels beneath this forest? Just a little drilling and we could be rich rich rich, believe you me."

Yeslick: "The LOVE SHACK is a little old place where, we can GET TOGETHER! Love Shack, bahaybeee...."

Quayle: "People tell me I'm not really as smart as I say I am--but for the life of me, I can't understand what they mean."

Tiax: "All right, so you finally figured out that my megalomania is just my outward expression of my inferiority complex. Whoopee, you win a prize. Hey,
let's make YOU the perfect size for cleaning out sewers and see how YOU feel."

Skie: "I'm actually a decent Thief! C'mon, recruit me into your party! Please? Pretty please??? Everyone ELSE makes room for me!!!"

Alora: "Oh, just shut up and get the f* out of my face. What? You thought Halflings didn't get PMS? Well you know what? YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!"

Sarevok: "I feel kind of silly admitting this, but truth be told, I was actually never anything more than a STEP-Child of Bhaal. But you know, that whole Bhaalspawn thing was so 'In' that season, and I just had to be a part of it. Really, my one TRUE dream has always been to play the saxophone."

Yoshimo: "I'm getting out of the adventuring gig--there's no money in it. I give a shout out to y'all, but I'd rather chill wit' my homies in the Docks
of A-town, cuz you know I wanna be the tight pimp with the slamdown on alla phat bitches. Sheeeeit."

Aerie: "What? We're stopping to Rest already? I'm not tired at all! Oh well, you guys stay here & sleep while I scout on ahead by myself. (Losing my wings has helped me feel so independent....)"

Anomen: "Your humble servant."

Nalia: "Get away from me, you filthy common swine! Are you to stupid to know I'm so much better than you? See the ring? SEE THE GODDAMN RING!?! Go cry to Ilmater if you want pity!"

Korgan: "All this constant agression and hostility is giving me ulcers. Let's just quit while we're ahead and find some other line of work, like hand-crafted macrame dolls."

Mae'Var: "I hate all this dishonesty and deceit, it just goes right against the grain of my moral fiber. Here, let's just save time and you can kill me now. Damn that Renal--why did HE have to get the cool Michael York
accent?"

Jan: "This reminds of that one time when I made up this really wild story--I pulled the whole thing out of my a**, and I thought it sounded good, but it was such an obvious fabrication that nobody believed me, and I was so embarrased I've never spoken so much as a word of falsehood since."

Keldorn: "Dammit, who stole my copy of 'Sins of the Flesh Golem' THIS time?!? I swear, this happens every single time we Rest!"

Lilarcor: "I wish you wouldn't make so liberal use of me, especially when we don't even know for sure if our enemies are TRULY evil, or are only forced by
circumstance into commiting evil acts."

Haer'Dalis: "Tra la la la la, Spring is in the air, and I am a flower, with nothing interesting to say. All right, so I'm a lousy actor. Hey, do you really think a GOOD actor would have to go fight dragons for a living? No, I wouldn't think so either."

Cernd: "It is with great pride and pleasure that I accept this Most Valuable Player award...."

Firkraag: "Oh please don't hurt me! Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease--waaaahhhhhh!!!!"

Valygar: "Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakat....thrakal....Dammit! Hey, Xzar, how does that go again?"

Mazzy: "I say we find someone rich, and kill them! Then find someone richer, and kill them too!"

Shangalar: "Oh, shit, here come another pack of adventurers. Here, just take the goddamn staff and leave us alone, OK? Jesus, it's worse than telemarketers."

Kangaxx: "At last! My body is once again complete! Now I can finally resume my long-laid plans and become the Master.....of DISCO KARAOKE!!! Swing it! Yeah!"

Solar: "I'll skip all this boring 'Prophecy' B.S. and cut to the chase: Keep on killing big things, and you'll keep getting stronger and finding cool stuff. You got a problem with that? Didn't think so. NEXT!"

Yaga-Shura: "I've decided to beat you in single combat."

Balthazar: "One word about the hair, and the hamster gets it. And my Monks and I all stand this way because we're all secretly hoping someone will start
doing the Macarena."

Sendai: "I've gone to finishing school, to learn how to speak and act without annoying anyone, and I've also taken a self-defense course, to learn how to face challenges with guts and courage."

Abazigal: "I must protect my son!!!"

Illumina Drathiran'ar 09-08-2002 11:00 PM

::literally woke the house up with laughter:: No fair, I thought BG1 people were off-limits! Oh, well.. That was rich!

D*Ranged 09-09-2002 05:39 AM

damnit, I wasn't the only one with that idea.

Deathmage 09-09-2002 07:03 AM

Drizzt: Here, take my swords.

Bodhi: I'm gonna go hang out with my friend Buffy! Wanna come, Valen?

Nalia's Aunty: Oh, I know, I know...it's all my fault...sorry, sir! So sorry!

Cernd: Hey, wanna go rabbit-hunting with me?

Jaheira: Khalid? Screw Khalid!

Korgan: Y'know...swords are the ultimate weapon!

Saemon: No! Don't trust me! Please!

Firkragg: Hi, adventurers...I'm a dragon in disguise and you have to come to my land to beat off some orges that are actually paladins in disguise and then you have to fight me. Goodbye!

Kangaxx: Can I have Daystar? I've always wanted to add that to my personal Anti-Undead arsenary...I've got the Mace of Disruption too! Want it?

Glacias: Here, take this stupid blunt head-thingie.

Timber Loftis 09-09-2002 02:32 PM

Keldorn: So, after the wife ran off with her lover, things at the Order got even more dull than before. I couldn't stand it - I thought I'd rip somebody's head off every time we had to pray. [Condoscending girly-voice] "Come on, it's sept, we must do our duties" - bah! I was ready to retch. So, finally I left in a horrible mood. I knew I'd hit rock bottom when I pissed in the holy water. But, things got better when I hooked up with that little philly at the Copper Coronet. Eighteen, too. I mourn my days at the Order, and the state I left in, but my time has passed. Can I buy you another drink? Hey, want to buy a nice sword?

Aerie: F**k off! Do you think I need sympathy from YOU just because I'm cripple? I'm coping quite fine, thank you.

Jaheira: Let's steal Lum's machine and waste loads of fossil fuels zipping around A-town.
Jaheira: I was thinking we could take all the dragons and golems and vampires and monsters (oh my) and just make one great big bonfire. Y'know, get drunk and party all night.

Minsc: There are too many rangers in this group - you do not need Minsc and Boo any more.
Minsc: Mazzy, I was wondering. . . the short sword looks like quite the handy weapon - would you instruct me on its use?

Nalia: You know, I've decided they're not needy so much as they are just *lazy*.

Viconia: Is this outfit too revealing?

Valygar: I'm glad you found me when you did. This group really kicks ass and does bad things.

Korgan: Can I help out in any way?

Timber Loftis 09-09-2002 03:42 PM

Oh, and I almost forgot:

Sylthe: So, this broad, she thinks I'm from fookin Minnesoote. I said, how the hell you thinkin dat, youse dumb broad - and she fookin slaps me. So I throws her in da gagoots, see. But den, see, she climbs out at slap me 'round. Youse ain't seen nothin like it. I'm done. Tru. Givin it up, I tell yous. Da day som broad slaps me 'round like dat - its ova.

[I loved his dialect.]

Illumina Drathiran'ar 09-09-2002 03:47 PM

How about...

Edwin: Hang on, I need to rest and memorize Magic Missile!

Imoen: Give me all your money RIGHT NOW or I'll turn into the slayer and rip your )%*%$! head off!

Aerie: Hah! I win the drinking contest, you all now owe me sexual favors!
Aerie: Oh, I still have 1/10 of my hit points left.. Just a flesh wound! Don't worry about me.

Mazzy: Hey, you forgot to loot Dermien's house in the Umar Hills, you idiot!

Timber Loftis 09-09-2002 04:11 PM

Korgan: [singing, of course] Whistle while you work . . .

Irenicus: But, 'snif' I just want to be - LOVED. Is that so wrong?

Bodhi: Now I've got you where I want you and I'm just simply going to kill you without any hesitation or elaborate traps or mazes.

Jaheira: I don't care if I clink and rattle when I walk, I am NOT a tank!! I am earthy-crunch, do you hear? Get this damned heavy armor off of me, fool!! Don't you know druids can't wear heavy armor - see, says so right here in the book. Are you crazy? What do I want with that girdle of giant strength? I am not a toe-to-toe fighter, you idiot.

Malduf: We decided we like partnership with town. We have contract to build new amusement park. Golden Arches coming - Malduf get his own franchise. Malduf study inventory records all day. Trading with villagers never been so good. Thank you, Timber Loftis.

Lord Lothar 09-09-2002 04:33 PM

Quote:

Shangalar: "Oh, shit, here come another pack of adventurers. Here, just take the goddamn staff and leave us alone, OK? Jesus, it's worse than telemarketers."
OMG! Laughing my ass off!!!

Lharae 09-09-2002 06:57 PM

Imoen: This place gives me the creeps. Hey! Let's put all the torches out then sit here in the dark and see what happens!

PC: ::BUUURRRP::
Kagain: Excuse yourself!

Khalid: You guys keep going! I'll stay here and hold them off!

[ 09-09-2002, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: Lharae ]

Illumina Drathiran'ar 09-09-2002 10:08 PM

Noober and Neeber: But enough about me, what about you?

Lharae 09-09-2002 10:41 PM

Edwina: Do these heels clash with my robes?
Oh no! I broke a nail!

Minsc: Go for the kidneys Boo! Go for the kidneys!
Boo: Squeak squeak.
Anomen: ::Lights match::
::POOF::
RRAAAGHHH!!!

[ 09-10-2002, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Lharae ]

True_Moose 09-09-2002 10:50 PM

Minsc - Dammit, I hate cleaning up this damn cage. Get me a good ol' ice troll any day.

Anomen - Hey, Viconia, could you teach me about your fun-loving, good and righteous hating ways.

Jan - Wait, my actual house is at 192 South Elm. Duh! It's got the turnip-free garden out front.

Edwin - Oh my god, you broke my nail you .... [slaps Kangaxx unconscious]. And right after I got a manicure.

BTW
SixOfSpades
ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!
That was one of the best laughs I've had in a long time.

[ 09-09-2002, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: True_Moose ]

SixOfSpades 09-10-2002 05:41 PM

Well, I was working on them for a bit, so I had time to make them good. :D Except Dynaheir--I apologize for hers, she just didn't seem to have any character traits, so I had to go for her wardrobe.

Personally, I liked:

Drizzt: "Here, take my swords."

Edwin: "Hang on, I need to rest and memorize Magic Missile!"

Aerie: "Hah! I win the drinking contest, you all now owe me sexual favors!"

Mazzy: "Hey, you forgot to loot Dermien's house in the Umar Hills, you idiot!"

Bodhi: "Now I've got you where I want you and I'm just simply going to kill you without any hesitation or elaborate traps or mazes."

Malduf: "We decided we like partnership with town. We have contract to build new amusement park. Golden Arches coming - Malduf get his own franchise. Malduf study inventory records all day. Trading with villagers never been so good. Thank you, Timber Loftis."

Khalid: "You guys keep going! I'll stay here and hold them off!"

Lharae 09-10-2002 06:36 PM

The Shangalar one wins, hands down. I'm still laughing about it as I write this.

Illumina Drathiran'ar 09-10-2002 10:53 PM

My vote's for the SoTM one too. But how about one last one:

Edwina: (I must study that locket of Jahiera's. I'm not going to be in this form without getting some pictures out of it! ::gawks at his/her own mantle:: )

Lharae 09-10-2002 11:08 PM

Folks, we have waaay too much time on hands.

Ain't it great? :D

Pyrenk 07-30-2003 12:16 PM

Korgan-Taste me Lucky Charms...they're magically delicious!
Korgan-Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house, we go...

Aerie-Now where did I put my Staff of Vibration...JAHIERA! PUT THAT DOWN!

Shangalar-Exit's to your left.

Kangaxx-Who stole my damn ring? I want my f***ing ring, dammit! You there, pansy adventurer, you have my mother f***ing ring, don't you? Wait, what are you doing? Don't open the glass ceiling, you dumb***! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-oh, there's my ring-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Irenicus-Please don't hurt me! Pretty please? If you let me live I'll play the end movie for you...you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Nalia-My precious gold coins...yessss, my precioussss...those ssstinking commonersss won't take you away from me, no they won't, my preciousss...

Bhaal-I'm tired of all this killing. *Bursts into song* Why can't we be friends...

Yoshimo-Chickety China, the Chinese chicken...

[ 07-30-2003, 12:26 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

Cerek the Barbaric 07-30-2003 01:47 PM

<font color=deepskyblue>Jon Irenicus - "Here is your soul. I should never have taken it from you. Can...can you ever forgive me?"

Jaheira - "I've always wanted to live in the city."
Jaheira2 - "I never really loved Khalid. All that whining and spineless mewling really got on my nerves."

Minsc - "I don't really like fighting evil, but it's what I'm paid to do."
Minsc2 - "Alright, I'll go over it one more time. The potential damage you can inflict on an enemy is based on an exponential algorithm. Your physical strength determines how swiftly you can move your weapon. Multiply that by the size and weight of your weapon and you will have an approximation of the impact with which the weapon will strike your opponent. This is offset by the type of armor (if any) your opponent is wearing. And if he has a fire shield up, that changes the entire equation."

Aerie - "I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'she's just a puny little elf girl, what can she do to me?' But considering the fact that I'm wearing a Girdle of Hill Giant Strength and I have this axe that could take your head clean off (thanks for the loan, Korgan), you gotta ask yourself another question...'Do I feel lucky?'......Well, do ya.....PUNK?!"

Haer'Dalis - "I'm sorry, Aerie, but I just don't find you attractive."

Jan - "Alright, officer, I confess. I was trying to sell another one of my illegal inventions. These guys didn't have anything to do with it. I'll come along quietly"

Anomen - "Your alignment doesn't concern me. There is some good in everybody."

viconia (still tied to stake) "Leave me, please. This is a just reward for the sins I've committed in the past."

Nalia - "I appreciate you killing all those trolls in the Keep, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm engaged. Now my future husband and I can start a family and live happily ever after."

Yoshimo - "I...I..have a confession to make. I'm really working for Irenicus."

Korgan - "Hey Keldorn, would it be possible for a dwarf to join the Order of the Radiant Heart?"

Keldorn - "It's time for a little R&R. I'll be upstairs in the Copper Coronet if you guys need me."

Cowled Wizard - "OK, listen, I really don't care if you cast magic in the streets or not, just so long as no innocent civilians are harmed."

PC (to all NPC's) "Listen everybody, I know you all have these personal quests you need done, but this adventuring business just isn't for me. I'm going to talk to Bernard and see if I can get a job here at the Copper Coronet."</font>

[ 07-30-2003, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]

Pyrenk 07-30-2003 01:49 PM

I commend you =) I would have done one of the intelligent Minsc posts but I was too lazy...meh.

Xen 07-30-2003 01:53 PM

I don`t want ot be rude but

[qb]quote]Yoshimo - "I...I..have a confession to make. I'm really <font color="#44341D">working for Irenicus[</font>/qb][/quote]

I think this deserves some spoiler tags. Maybe someone is playing the game for the first time and you will spoil him.

Pyrenk 07-30-2003 01:56 PM

SPOILER
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Xen, it's alright. This is for things that they would never say; having that suggests that Yoshimo is not working for Irenicus, so nobody would be spoiled =)

[ 07-30-2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

Cerek the Barbaric 07-30-2003 02:24 PM

<font color=deepskyblue>Ack....you're right, <font color=white>Xen</font>. I didn't think about that. [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] </font>

Xen 07-30-2003 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cerek the Barbaric:
<font color=deepskyblue>Ack....you're right, <font color=white>Xen</font>. I didn't think about that. [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] </font>
<font color="white">No problem Cerek! [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

Xen 07-30-2003 04:48 PM

My turn:

Seamon Havarian:"I will never betray you again!" [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Exxon 07-30-2003 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xen:
My turn:

Seamon Havarian:"I will never betray you again!" [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="gold">I don't mean to be an arse, but he actually does say that, or atleast something like that. He doesn't mean it, though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

My turn on Saemon:
"Hey, dude, these are my friends, and I will not let you harm them!
Ooh, I don't care if you're some gazillion years old Demi-Lich, or how many people you've slaughtered, you stikin', bloody twit! The bottom line is that these are my friends, and I'll fight you alone for their cause!"</font>

[ 07-30-2003, 05:36 PM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ]

Xen 07-30-2003 05:37 PM

LMAO! This is a good one Sir Exxon! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Though I still like that about Shangalar or K.

Pyrenk 07-30-2003 09:43 PM

Korgan: "Keldorn, I love you, man!"

Aerie: "Sup, krackas!"

Minsc: "Check-mate!"

[ 07-31-2003, 08:54 AM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]


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