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SecretMaster 01-08-2006 02:38 AM

Maybe its the lack of sleep. Maybe its the nasuea and the headache. Maybe its me hungry. But all I know is when I rub my foot up against one of the legs of this computer table, it feels likes a human leg. I just keep anticipating it moving... but it doesn't happen.

Its really freaking me out.

Sever 01-08-2006 04:40 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Get some sleep, man. Or lay off the rocks for a bit. [img]graemlins/nibbles.gif[/img]

Mack_Attack 01-08-2006 05:43 AM

I agree get some sleep and take the meds. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

johnny 01-08-2006 07:05 AM

Spice it up a little with silk stockings or garters or something. Try talking to it as well. :D

Iron Greasel 01-08-2006 11:35 AM

Get a new table. Or at least get rid of the old one.

Sir Degrader 01-08-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Spice it up a little with silk stockings or garters or something. Try talking to it as well. :D
No no, shower, change, put on some cologne, then start smooth talking it. Remember, it can't slap you, so until then, she's yours. Go get 'em' tiger!

VulcanRider 01-08-2006 11:47 AM

But is is cute?

Sir Degrader 01-08-2006 11:52 AM

They're all cute when your- uhh, talking to them?

Nukester 01-08-2006 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron Greasel:
Get a new table. Or at least get rid of the old one.
Only when the current one gets grey and wrinkly or when it doesnt want you to rub it anymore

Sir Degrader 01-08-2006 08:11 PM

Welcome to the forums :D .

ZFR 01-08-2006 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Degrader:
Welcome to the forums :D .
Registered September 05... and made first post now in this thread.. ??

robertthebard 01-08-2006 10:28 PM

I lurked for a long time, until I found something that caught my attention, until lately, when I wound up with no life to speak of.
To the topic, get her man, get her...

sageridder 01-08-2006 11:44 PM

Wow it "supports" your viewing online pron and you can get in it's "drawers" without buying dinner and you don't have to cuddle after sweet deal.

Mack_Attack 01-09-2006 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZFR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir Degrader:
Welcome to the forums :D .

Registered September 05... and made first post now in this thread.. ?? </font>[/QUOTE]Sometimes people need to work up the nerve to post. ;)

Iron Greasel 01-10-2006 02:30 PM

I've read some discworld novels, and usually when an inanimate objects starts growing legs it's time to run away. Far away. Sure, a walking table might be useful, but a walking table might also eat you. As I said, buy a new table.

Melcheor 01-12-2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mack_Attack:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ZFR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir Degrader:
Welcome to the forums :D .

Registered September 05... and made first post now in this thread.. ?? </font>[/QUOTE]Sometimes people need to work up the nerve to post. ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Still, not sure if a post about SecretMaster's table-leg fetish would be where I would want to start... [img]graemlins/lurking.gif[/img]

Welcome [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] Not all threads are quite as bizarre as this...

[ 01-12-2006, 10:10 AM: Message edited by: Melcheor ]


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