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Link 08-16-2005 06:55 AM

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I've been having my share of MTV music video's lately and the atrocity of Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Are Made For Walking" just baffles me. Nancy Sinatra surely wouldn't want anything to do with this travesty? Just as she managed to turn a nice song like "Angels" into something horrible, she's done it again with this particular song. I don't she has ANY talent of any sort. Not even looking pretty -- because I know I'll think about her being simplistic at the same time. It's not all about sex appeal it seems!

Oh, and not just the song sucks, the movie video is equally stupid. All the dances she does are out of key (watch the other dancers in the video), and I'm pretty positive the video director thought about her clumsiness beforehand and glued that beer bottle on the serving thingie (what's it called anyway?! [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] )

And please, don't get me started about the senseless carwashing scene.

...

Don't know why I'm so incredibly frustrated with this. After all, it's Nick who has to deal with her each day. I can just sit here in my chair and laugh at her.

:rantoff:

Sigmar 08-16-2005 07:24 AM

I actually like the music video. [img]graemlins/biggrin.gif[/img]

She is a complete air-head with no talent of any sort....but I still really like the video. :D

Sir Degrader 08-16-2005 07:54 AM

Plus people say she's hot. I personally don't like the ditzy airhead look myself, but I can see why people would say that.

Link 08-16-2005 08:30 AM

Airhead would be an understatement. She was absolutely last in line when our Father almighty dealt out the brains.

... or maybe she was too late and never received any.

JrKASperov 08-16-2005 09:32 AM

mtv =porn

DrowArchmage 08-16-2005 12:23 PM

she's stupid,yes talented, no. But oh boy is she hot!

Gangrell 08-16-2005 01:10 PM

Link, if you watch tv at all, you'd know that sex appeal sells more than musical talent does. I mean, I think she looks fine, but I don't have to refrain myself from humping the television when she comes on like most guys do.

Most musical groups or 'single' artists sound about the same to me anymore, only ones who stand out are probably the Shinedown and Green Day.

Don't worry about it anyway, not like someone's making you watch horrid music videos anyway [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Morgeruat 08-16-2005 04:13 PM

She's simply doing what most of her generation of pop singers are doing to survive and stay competitive, turning into a whore. First Britney, then Christina Aguilera, now Jessica Simpson, the only one of that group I'm aware of that hasn't is Mandy Moore, and she's pretty much dropped off the music radar (and taken up acting apparently). (LeeAnn Rimes is a different sort of whore, she's a sellout who can't decide if she wants to sit on the country side of the fence or the pop music side, much like Shania Twain)

[ 08-16-2005, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]

Timber Loftis 08-16-2005 06:00 PM

So if a girl likes to enjoy and express her sexuality, she's a whore? We can fix that easy -- it's called a burkha. Or, we can get over our stymied weird Christian anti-sexuality social morales and start enjoying our sexuality. I vote the later.

Of course, I'm a letch, so.... I'm not threatened by the fact that nekkid women turn men into driveling mindless idiots. I *like* being mindless.

[ 08-16-2005, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]

krunchyfrogg 08-16-2005 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
So if a girl likes to enjoy and express her sexuality, she's a whore? We can fix that easy -- it's called a burkha. Or, we can get over our stymied weird Christian anti-sexuality social morales and start enjoying our sexuality. I vote the later.

Of course, I'm a letch, so.... I'm not threatened by the fact that nekkid women turn men into driveling mindless idiots. I *like* being mindless.

Hooray! :D

Morgeruat 08-17-2005 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
So if a girl likes to enjoy and express her sexuality, she's a whore? We can fix that easy -- it's called a burkha. Or, we can get over our stymied weird Christian anti-sexuality social morales and start enjoying our sexuality. I vote the later.

Of course, I'm a letch, so.... I'm not threatened by the fact that nekkid women turn men into driveling mindless idiots. I *like* being mindless.

not at all, but if I want to watch a lap dance I can go to a place that specializes in that, and maybe get one for myself instead of just watching. She can't sing, she needs a sammich, and she dresses like common street trash, it's nothing at all about "christian anti-sexuality morales" and everything to do with self respect, or the lack there-of.

krunchyfrogg 08-17-2005 12:46 AM

Wow, I can't believe the Jessica bashing I'm reading. She's awesmome! Oh yeah:

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/87/...swopics9ut.gif

Illumina Drathiran'ar 08-17-2005 12:46 AM

But that song is all "::snap snap snap:: I am SO over you. I don't need you, I don't need nobody, you not my baby daddy, you don't pay my bills", et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Behaving like a trollop is sort of disrespectful to Nancy and rather redundant, dontcha think?

SecretMaster 08-17-2005 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
So if a girl likes to enjoy and express her sexuality, she's a whore? We can fix that easy -- it's called a burkha. Or, we can get over our stymied weird Christian anti-sexuality social morales and start enjoying our sexuality. I vote the later.

Of course, I'm a letch, so.... I'm not threatened by the fact that nekkid women turn men into driveling mindless idiots. I *like* being mindless.

I'm going to have to agree with Timber here.

The social culture of America has been degenerating for years now. Have you even looked at most music artists? Or even the lyrics to most songs. It is all about sex sex sex. It just sickens me that this is how society is shaping out. However, if its there why not take a peak :D ?

P.S. That is why I don't listen to music from nowadays. Pink Floyd till my death.

RevRuby 08-17-2005 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SecretMaster:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
So if a girl likes to enjoy and express her sexuality, she's a whore? We can fix that easy -- it's called a burkha. Or, we can get over our stymied weird Christian anti-sexuality social morales and start enjoying our sexuality. I vote the later.

Of course, I'm a letch, so.... I'm not threatened by the fact that nekkid women turn men into driveling mindless idiots. I *like* being mindless.

I'm going to have to agree with Timber here.

The social culture of America has been degenerating for years now. Have you even looked at most music artists? Or even the lyrics to most songs. It is all about sex sex sex. It just sickens me that this is how society is shaping out. However, if its there why not take a peak :D ?

P.S. That is why I don't listen to music from nowadays. Pink Floyd till my death.
</font>[/QUOTE]"if it's there why not take a peak?"

A. it degrades us to view explicit material, ask almost any psychologist.
B. it continues degrading the one we are viewing, and do we really wanna support the down fall of humanity into sexual deviousness?

i agree it is healthy to express sexuality, but not in that way. a woman (or a man) can express sexuakity without losing most and/or all of their clothes. also is it really sexuality when all it's doing is crying for attention? it's begging for lust, not respect, and the human conscience begs for respect, but we get it screwed up somewhere between what we want and how to get it.

having been a person to show my cleavage at every oportunity, or give random ppl a lap dance for attention, i know how low my self esteem was, and i know why i was doing it. and i know now i did nothing but lose respect for myself and give others a reason not to respect me, or my sexuality.

Morgeruat 08-17-2005 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SecretMaster:
The social culture of America has been degenerating for years now. Have you even looked at most music artists? Or even the lyrics to most songs. It is all about sex sex sex. It just sickens me that this is how society is shaping out.
This is one of the primary reasons I don't listen to R&B and Rap (that and extensive cursing and utter lack of respect for anything). And why I stick to oldies, primarily Country from 10-35 years ago. The modern music scene is one sellout trying to outdo the last one in order to gain a sliver of recognition.

Sir Kenyth 08-17-2005 03:22 PM

Jessica Simpson is a goddess! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hence, it doesn't matter much how she sings or what she wears. Personally, I don't think she's that bad at all. I don't think she acts that trashy either. Nothing like Brittany Spears or, heaven forbid, Paris Hilton! [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]

johnny 08-17-2005 03:28 PM

Hey...what's wrong with trashy ? :D

Besides, as far as i'm concerned there can't be enough halfnekkid chicks on tv, would you rather watch moldy old fossiles talk politics all day long ?

uss 08-17-2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Hey...what's wrong with trashy ? :D

Besides, as far as i'm concerned there can't be enough halfnekkid chicks on tv, would you rather watch moldy old fossiles talk politics all day long ?

..

Why can't there be half-naked chicks discussing politics all day long!? :D
Actually, I might've misunderstood but I've heard that there is such a channel in the US..

Sir Degrader 08-17-2005 04:11 PM

Naked News. Not that I would know of such a thing.

Ladyzekke 08-17-2005 05:39 PM

LOL I remember naked news.com from ages ago! Went there once out of curiosity, only saw women naked, but it was ridiculous, good for a laugh though LOL.

Bungleau 08-17-2005 06:14 PM

IIRC, LadyZ, they also have a section for the ladies... not that I'd ever know about such a thing. Read it in a review somewhere... yeah... that's it :D

SecretMaster 08-18-2005 02:13 AM

Did anyone see the "Daily Show with Jon Stewart" where they did a segment on how the Dukes of Hazzard movie is a disgrace to the T.V. show?

Lets just say it was quite hilarious, especially in regards to Jessica Simpson.

DrowArchmage 08-20-2005 11:06 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gangrell:
I don't have to refrain myself from humping the television when she comes on like most guys do.

Hey man i dont have to refrain myself. Its too hard,lol. Anyway there should be nothing wrong with giving you TV a good humping now and then.

Klorox 08-21-2005 07:26 PM

HAWT!

the new JR Jansen 08-21-2005 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
as far as i'm concerned there can't be enough halfnekkid chicks on tv, ?
You mean like Janet Jackson :D

Link 08-22-2005 06:49 AM

Well, I've seen enough half-nekkid chicks on tv. Just watch a clip by 50 cent or some other anonymous rapper from the states and you'll see your share of 'babes'.

The fact that they're babes is debatable to say at the least. Most of the time they just have boobs the size of melons which doesn't even look attractive.

Why I am complaining? Because the women on tv are so easy these day! Where's the challenge! :D

Grojlach 08-22-2005 08:15 AM

Adam Green - Jessica (Right-click and save to disc)
Or watch the video here (video is nothing special, though).

Lyrics:
Quote:

Jessica Simpson
where has your love gone
it's not in your music, no.
You need a vacation
to wake up the cavemen
and take them to Mexico.

Jessica, Jessica Simpson, you've got it all wrong.
Your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.

My body's in shambles
encrusted with brambles
that sharpen the air I breathe.
What's on the menu
Jessica can you
take down my order please.

Jessica, Jessica Simpson, you've got it all wrong.
your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.

Tomorrow gets closer
a purple bulldozer
is calling you on the phone.
Your love life precedes you
your son-in-law feeds you
injections of Cortisone.

Jessica, Jessica Simpson, you've got it all wrong.
your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.

Jessica Simpson where has your love gone
it's not in your music, so where has it gone?
then, Jessica...

johnny 08-22-2005 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
Well, I've seen enough half-nekkid chicks on tv. Just watch a clip by 50 cent or some other anonymous rapper from the states and you'll see your share of 'babes'.

The fact that they're babes is debatable to say at the least. Most of the time they just have boobs the size of melons which doesn't even look attractive.

Why I am complaining? Because the women on tv are so easy these day! Where's the challenge! :D

Sugar Lee Hooper is usually fully dressed up, is that enough of a challenge for you ? :D

[ 08-22-2005, 11:07 AM: Message edited by: johnny ]

Link 08-22-2005 11:19 AM

I'm not into bald chicks, sorry :D


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