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"I'm going to bruise you into the stuff of nightmares!!"

Meh, good enough [img]tongue.gif[/img]

For Q
Rampaging over the cliffs, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Q`alooaith! And she gives a booming grunt:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy like a sentient bulldozer!!"

and for J
Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the candy store! It is Jennifer, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries mightily:
"I'm going to smash you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a ******* maniac!!"

Just quoteing.

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Running over the cliffs, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrew! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!!!"

Oh yeeeah!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

*cough*

Running across the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Bozos! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to contort you so thoroughly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

Cool! I'll use it someday!

P.S. Some profanity may come in your battlecry. Just FYI.

[ 08-08-2005, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: Bozos of Bones ]

Stalking amidst the fields, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Javan! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to bruise you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!"

Stalking out of the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Felix The Assassin! And he gives a booming roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I tear into the enemy like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

OMG. This is so.. realistic..Shudders! Looks for implant device. How? How could this be? Amazing. Double checks for implant devices.

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging on the fields! It is Duagloth Duskryn, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to spank you until your mortal mind doth snap!"

Prowling along the tarmac, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Marty4! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

I like the vorpal blade :D

Prowling on the plains, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Jorath Calar! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!"

:D :D I like it... :D

LOL! For *B*...

Running over the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Bungleau! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to spank you with such reckless abandon, Buddha will explode!!!"

'Ware the spanking, you!

And for me...

Sprinting amidst the hotel lobby, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Scott! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you so badly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

Not bad, although "pummel" doesn't come across as a really effective war cry.

I like yours, Felix :D

Dude, Jorath, I like your's! Permission to borrow it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

But "GIVE ME VICTORY OR GIVE ME POTATO SALAD!" wasn't there... nor was my own:

"FOR THE LITERATE!"

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Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the plains! It is Lucern, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to pound you until you spontaneously degenerate, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"

Hmm...that sounds wrong somehow lol.

"Do you want some"?

Skulking amidst the terrain, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Greasel! And he gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to pummel you for such a long time, I will be high on life for years to come!"

And for my real name:

Prowling along the freeway, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Antti! And he gives an ominous howl:

"Hail the blood-letting! I lay waste to the landscape until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

I like the latter more

My real name's battlecry violated a certain ban we have lol.

That's not a battlecry, it's more like an indecent proposal. :D

Haha! Mine rocks.

"Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the tarmac! It is David, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

That's not a battlecry, it's more like an indecent proposal. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Mine's worse.

"I'm going to hump you in such an inhumane manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

I don't even know how to respond to that one.

"Hark! Who is that, skulking across the cliffs! It is Hivetyrant, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! No flesh shall be spared!!" :D

Or for Huby...

"Hark! Who is that, stalking out of the terrain! It is Huby, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! Skulls will be f**ked for Satan!"

EDIT:Had to edit out some of the swearing...

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I like mine:Zang! Who is that, stalking across the hotel lobby! It is Bithron, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you so hard, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

My name:Prowling out of the plains, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Joel! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"This one's for you, mom! I feel like chicken tonight!!"

Who is that, prowling out of the terrain! It is Sir Goulum, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to smack you until you are tax-deductible!!"

Oh brother. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Rampaging on the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Sigmar! And he gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to flog you like it's a new extreme sport!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the plains! It is Amphetamine Machine, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"

Who is that, prowling amidst the freeway! It is Dalamar Stormcrow, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries thunderously:

"In the name of malice, I carve into flesh faster than the super-flu!"

Stalking on the plains, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Drew! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until war is peace!!"

You're going to get really tired then :D

I play an RPG where my character's name is "The Procrastinator"

My battle cry is "I'll get back to you tomorrow on that!!"

That's not a battlecry, it's more like an indecent proposal. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Mine's worse.

"I'm going to hump you in such an inhumane manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

I don't even know how to respond to that one. </font>[/QUOTE]my reply " you'll have to buy me dinner first"

I could have sworn my battlecry was "Don't lick that!" However, according to this website it's:

"I'm going to smack you with such wanton cruelty, you will polymorph into Catherine Hepburn!!!"

Also nice.

I'm gonna bruise you into the fourth dimension!? (umm... Biatch! Yeah. Now it works).

Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is Nightwing, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He cries vengefully:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"

Account Name 1: SomeRandomHobo
I'm gonna F*** You Like A Wrecking Ball.

Account Name 2: Woudo
I'm gunna brutalize you so bad the devil will plead for mercy.

Real Life Name:
I'm Gunna Bludgeon You Like A Rabid Gangsta And Plunge You Into Financial Ruin.

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