Hard Man to Catch

A man enters a pharmacy and requested a supply of Viarga. The clerk sends him over to speak with the pharmacist. The pharmacist tells the man he would need a Doctor's prescription in order for her to dispense the drug.

The man, seemingly pacified, leaves.... and returns with a gun. He pulled a hand gun and demanded Viagra again. The pharmacist gave him four full bottles and two partial bottles, then the man fled.

The police sergeant who was first on the scene pondered,"This makes me wonder. Do we look for a hardened criminal?

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Big Boy

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.

Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what's wrong? The head nurse replied, "We don't know what to do with this baby boy."

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "Well it's obvious that you should put him into a mental institution."

"Why," asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

[ 06-15-2005, 07:07 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

I certainly hope the police aren't soft on him. There is plenty of hard evidence.

A dwarf and a giant robbed a bank. Police are looking high and low for the suspects.

Two men walked into a bar, the third guy ducked.

<font color="cyan">A dyslexic dwarf started a food fight at the dinner table. His mother told him that he's not big and he's not clever.


Not dissing dyslexic people in anyway, as everyone knows it doesnt have any bearing on someones intelligence!!</font>

I don;t get the last one...

<font color="cyan">How can you not get it? I know it's not very good, but it's an age old one.</font>

Maybe I just don't know all the symptoms of dyslexia... *shrugs* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dyslexics untie!

A police man saw two men, one drinking battery acid, the other eating fireworks. One man was charged, the other let off.

Eight expensive Rolex watches were stolen from a jewelers.
Police are looking for a punctual octopus.

A very large hole appeared in the High Street.
Police are looking into it.

A lorry load of wigs was stolen overnight
Police are combing the area.

A toilet was stolen from the police station.
The Detectives have nothing to go on.

[ 06-15-2005, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Aragorn1 ]

Okay - it only took me three reads through that one to realize what was so funny about that.

(dyslexic at heart and sometimes mind)

[ 06-15-2005, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: TiliaLyn ]

I wish I could die as my grandfather did, sleeping calmly... Not desperately screaming like the 40 passengers in the bus he was driving...

*A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. So all the cows stand up and brush themselves off and go back to their business. Pretty soon, a tornado blows through and all of the cows are knocked to the ground, but the bulls just munch on the grass. Next, a hurricane comes through and all the cows are knocked into the next pasture. The bulls just say "moo." Finally, one of the cows walks up to one of the bulls and says, "Moo? What's the mooing deal? How come the wind always knocks us for a loop and you just stand there unharmed ?" "Isn't it obvious?" the bull replies. "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

You all know about Gandhi right, he was always going on fasts and tended to be very thin and frail. Because he never really ate, often he didn't brush his teeth. It is known that when Gandhi went places, he often always walked, never opting for footware so his feet became worn and tough. It is also easy to say Gandhi was an extremely spiritual man, to say the least. And he is known for his wonderful, marvelous feats.

Thus I believe it is safe say he was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis!