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a_decent_1 05-26-2005 03:17 AM

Whenever You get caught ... Refrain from saying the below mentioned.

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

Whatever you do, don't search my trunk

Okay, so I was speeding and I let you catch me - how about best of three?

You should give the ticket to my damn unreliable cruise control.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.


Thats the best i can tell you. I promise you won't get booked [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Mack_Attack 05-26-2005 04:29 AM

Good one dano. ;)

Harkoliar 05-26-2005 07:12 AM

heh.. pls hold my beer :D .

Sir Degrader 05-26-2005 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a_decent_1:
Whenever You get caught ... Refrain from saying the below mentioned.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.


Absolutely hilarious. Remind me to tell that to my parole officer.

[ 05-26-2005, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: Sir Degrader ]

Sir Goulum 05-26-2005 09:09 PM

Hehe, the first one's probably the best. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hivetyrant 05-26-2005 09:30 PM

lol!! When I saw the title I thought "Oh god not these again" but those were completely different and hilarious ;)
Good job [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[ 05-26-2005, 09:31 PM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

Lord 05-31-2005 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harkoliar:
heh.. pls hold my beer :D .
Anyone see The Longest Yard? It just came out...Adam Sandler does that in the movie :D

Ladyzekke 05-31-2005 06:28 PM

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

That's my favorite LOL. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Spirits Reborn 05-31-2005 06:46 PM

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

too good. i like it

Bungleau 05-31-2005 10:25 PM

Reminds me of something one of my buddies said when crossing into Canada years ago...

Customs Agent: Any alcohol to declare?

Buddy 1: No.

CA: Any tobacco?

Buddy 1: No.

CA: Any firearms?

Buddy 2, to Buddy 1: Think that includes the M-16 broken down in the trunk?

CA, slipping a marker onto the car: Pull over there, please...

They didn't find the M-16, but it wasn't for lack of effort in disassembling the trunk looking for it.

Never mess with someone who's on duty. Especially someone who can let you sit in a jail cell for the next 72 hours "just because".... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

a_decent_1 06-01-2005 02:36 AM

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

^^ is my best.

Jotin 06-01-2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by a_decent_1:
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

^^ is my best.

agreed that that one is best

Charlie 06-01-2005 12:19 PM

Of course I'm drunk, did you think I was a bloody stuntman?

I had to drive, I was far too drunk to walk.

DrowArchmage 06-12-2005 10:25 PM

the one about the crack and the gun sounds like my brother!

Bahamut 06-13-2005 01:15 AM

I loved the first 4! Hahaha funny! :D

And Charlie's line too. Far too drunk to walk hahaha

Lavindathar 06-13-2005 05:06 AM

<font color="cyan">Lol, all good!</font>


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