Well seeing as how we managed to spam our way to 10 pages, we need to start again ;)
so lets try and fill this thread without going off track [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Seeing as how no one has started another, I will take the honour :D


<font color=red><font size=7>The rule!!!!</font></font>
Have fun, as for where we left off.....

refer to page 63 ;)

If a bllind man washes a window in the middle of a forest and no one is around to see it, is it really clean??

Is he a union member?

he's communist!

why do we have to go to school?

edit: ha, thanks for opening a new thread hive, i was going to make one tommoro but you took the honours [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 04-03-2005, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: Spirits Reborn ]

Because your parents need a break [img]smile.gif[/img]

Why is a sausage?

Government allowed torture.

How old is too old?

When you fart Dust...


Who thought of eating peach? Must have been really hungry

[ 04-03-2005, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

or desperate.. or deluded..

how come no one is paying attention as much as the previous thread?

Because I wasn't in it.

Who would win, a pirate or a ninja?

Neither, chris is both!!!!
http://img226.exs.cx/img226/9121/ctnp5vq.jpg

How come we did that thing where we went to that place and then grabbed the thingy with the thing?

Because we were in desperate need of some fresh nouns.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?


edit: (belated post...grr)

[ 04-05-2005, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Mopery ]

Because that's just the way it is.

Will things ever be the same?

yes they won't

why is there cheese in the moon

Theres isn't cheese in the moon. The cheese is the surface. INSIDE the moon is a large hole, like in swiss cheese.

Why dont you use question marks?

Th?e sym!bles do%nt reall*y mea#n any`thing Har(k's ;) s$o wh^y d&o yo@u?

why does it hurt when I swallow thumb tacs?

same reason it hurts when i eat scalding hot cheese

why oh why am i obsessed with cheese? (there, a question mark. Geeeze... [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

It's yummy, of course.

Why don't we ever gnaw on frozen ham's?

Because it's disgusting...

Why am I suddenly so taken with the Punisher character?

(Been reading the comics, saw the movie and played the computergame all in the last 4 days... [img]smile.gif[/img] )

because you wished to be punished. for your sins!


cheese?

only to be eaten with more cheese

in what way to which thing did some stuff happen relative to some things while eating a glass of raw cheese?

Pffft, same way that what-his-face went over there and started doing stuff similar to that thing the other dude didnt.

Whats the derivitive of glue?

EDIT:Woah!!!! Ma'at!!!!

[ 04-06-2005, 02:38 AM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

did you call me? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

the derivative of glue is simply the [X^2H2(YlC)X2303(811)8/ Ui2Las2] + [ThIsAsTuPiDaNsWeR]

my question now.. am i right? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

some sort of substance.

why am i now so obsesed with cheese now?

Because you were a milkmaid in a former life.

What if trousers grew on trees?

There would be world piece, exept with Legolas and the no trouser people... And females with an afainity for skirts.

Why can't I have super powers #%@! it!

Because you are a weedy human.

Why does everyone think Scottish men wear kilts and eat haggis all day long?

The same reason that people think the irish get drunk and swear alot.

(SAY NO TO TROUSER TYRANNY!!)

Why oh Why oh - spells yo-yo, does it? In a kind of phonetical way?

Oh no. Why oh would be /wai/ /əu/. Yo-yo would be /jəujəu/.

What is the slippery-est colour of the rainbow?

(edit: the square is supposed to be schwa)

[ 04-06-2005, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Mopery ]

The invisible ones, most definitly.

Ultravoilet or Infared?

The kind that comes with a spell-checker, naturally ;)

Ultraviolet or Infrared?

neither.. its rainbow

why do all these years do i still love chocolates?

because i love cheese!

why do i think hark's sig is just awesome?

Because youvegottabananainyotailpipe.

What if people were marsupials?

The kind that comes with a spell-checker, naturally ;)

Ultraviolet or Infrared? </font>[/QUOTE]Man, I botched those, didn't I? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

We'd be waaay cooler.

Is the world doomed for failure?

I know I am...

Why did the road cross the chicken?

cause it was halloween and the chicken was the road and the road was the chicken!

why are you reading this?

Beacause it's 3:17 am and I can't sleep...

Did I just break a rule?

You did indeed.

Should he be punished?

nah, especially since i'm breaking it right now..but do as i say and not as i do =p

Oro?

Spanish for gold. Or about half of the x-man Storm's first name.

When it was invented why did somebody, after seeing and smelling vegemite for the first time, decide it was a good idea to put it in their mouth?

It was made from beer so it must have been safe.

how many blank CD's exist in the world?