A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.


:rolleyes: [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Story of my friggin' middle school career man. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Guys...use chocolate. :D

story of my hs carrer. still going! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bash.org? :D

LOL he's 13 and he's complaining about women problems. Mate, they ain't even started yet and won't for a while...

Story of my friggin' life, friends. And I'm 18, uncle Vaskey, so the women troubles have indeed started for me. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Shite happens all the time (sorry Jorath :( ), but you gotta just move on and ignore those that are ignorant and just mostly suck [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 02-15-2005, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ]

Fortunately, I never have female 'friends' :D

I never had those problems, becuase when something like that starts to happen, i don't want it to, i'm 14 and don't want that right now. So i just drown my feelings away with black metal :D Trust me, it's saved me lots of hours of sadness.

If the bird doesn't sing. Go get another bird. ;)

Is that translated from an oriental saying Kakero? Cos we have a saying that means the same in hungarian, but it is worded as: "Don't run after a wagon that won't pick you up/give you a lift"

LOL he's 13 and he's complaining about women problems. Mate, they ain't even started yet and won't for a while... </font>[/QUOTE]Don't know how it goes for your corner of the globe Vask, but women problems begin when puberty does [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Maybe Vasky was a little late... [img]smile.gif[/img]

The American way of saying it is "There are plenty of fish in the sea." Not the same meaning exactly, but can/will be used in the same situation. I don't know if there is a Russian saying for it.

Bastard! [img]tongue.gif[/img] And you Gangrene! Grrr.

Anyway, in a sense you're right, I don't think I started having women troubles until I was 14 or 15 hehe.

Hehe, Gangrene, i know alot of people who wouldn't have been able to think of that as a name for him, my hat's off to you.

What can I say, girls are turned off by familiarity and clinginess. I'm never good friends with anyone I'm interested in, since women always prefer the illogical option when it comes to guys. Aloofness... that's how I roll. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Eh? Vasketomy has been calling me that since the first day we've been joking on each other, where have you been? :D

heh, Vasketomy... I've hardly ventured out of the Bg2 board :D that's where [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Eh? Vasketomy has been calling me that since the first day we've been joking on each other, where have you been? :D </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah but I still came up with it, so hats off to me, eh? [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Gangrape can't even spell my mistake name correctly, but I'm not gonna be the one to correct him. :D

[ 02-16-2005, 08:55 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Eh? Vasketomy has been calling me that since the first day we've been joking on each other, where have you been? :D </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah but I still came up with it, so hats off to me, eh? [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Gangrape can't even spell my mistake name correctly, but I'm not gonna be the one to correct him. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Well, it looks better with the c out of it, but since you're picky, I'll do it from now on Vaseline :D

[ 02-16-2005, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

Well I can be picky when it comes to my being insulted, can't I Gangreeks?

Hahaha you two are killing me!

So sorry I don't insult you properly, I'll have to remember that :rolleyes:

Well, I'm off for the night, fetch me my slippers won't you Vassal? :D

*gets out the pop corn* This could get good :D

You wear slippers to bed? Must be so that you don't get cold feet when it comes to a dissing match against me, Gangwretch :D

Just trying to be generous so I don't have to leave boot prints on your behind instead Vasscum :D

Your wimpy kicks would bounce off me and I'd be like, where's that pesky fly gone? Gangredneck. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Or you could slap him with your immencly macho and tough-guy maine [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sorry, i'll just back off [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

[ 02-17-2005, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: TheGodThatFailed ]

Let's keep this fair, we know Vask doesn't have what it takes to take on more than one guy :D

Damn straight, so watch your back Vask, I still have that hunting equipment in my trunk, I doubt you're bad enough to brush off bullets [img]tongue.gif[/img] :rolleyes:

[ 02-17-2005, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

Actually I reckon my replies have been more than adequate to cope with you, and yeah that's right, bring out the gun, you uncivilized yank, you [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D In Europe we don't allow guns, because they're for wusses - a real man fights with his fist. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

sounds like you were offended by gangredneck

Guess all those rappers you idolize are wusses then :rolleyes:

Not really offended by the redneck part, I know I'm one, you're just telling me something I already know [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Uh, duh, when have I EVER said I idolised a rapper? Most of the well-known rappers are low-lifes based on their levels of morality etc....I just like their rhymes and the beats they create - that's a big difference. Just because I don't agree with their lifestyles or whatever, doesn't mean I can't appreciate their lyrical skills.

And let's get one thing straight- I would NEVER idolise another human being, that's firmly against my beliefs. I hate it when teenagers or whoever idolise popstars or whoever, it's disgusting.

And yeah, anyone who hides behind a gun to intimidate others or to gain unfair advantage is scum. Or anyone who uses overwhelming numbers etc. I had enough of this at school - the "bullies" used to try and pick on anyone, inc. me but whenever any of them were on their own, they wouldn't even dare look at me, they knew I'd smash their skulls if they lined up one at a time. Only in groups of 3 or more, they'd piss me off. Anyway I digress...

Anyway, you're just changing the subject cos you couldn't think of anything more to say about my username [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 02-17-2005, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Damn, getting touchy aren't we Vask? You have taken it too far, thus I win the diss battle :D

Yeah, plus I ran out of actual words to twist your name into, you know, actual words unlike Gangredneck and Gangreeks :rolleyes: [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Edit: Whoa, calm it down, it was just a joke. We've been kidding on each other the last page of this thread (sorry for hijacking btw), I just said that because you're into the rapper's music. Stop editing, no more paragraphs! :D

[ 02-17-2005, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

you don't win shit, you can't use cheap-ass tactics like turn the discussion serious then turn around and make it into a joke again. :rolleyes: whatever... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Haha, how did I turn it serious? You're the one harping so suddenly, but what do I know? Just an uncivilized yank after all :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: is serious

[img]tongue.gif[/img] and :D are not

that's how you made it serious [img]tongue.gif[/img] but I'm serious about that :D I mean :rolleyes: :D

and uncivilised just meant that you rely on guns to "protect" your homes like it was still the wild west. If only the armed forces could get guns, then it'd be a lot harder for normal people to get them, then most people wouldn't NEED them.

Anyway, I'm stressed with a lot of things (won't go into it now), guess you hit a nerve at the wrong time [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sorry then bud, but it was a good diss battle anyway. But the only way to truly settle this is to have a battle rap, but I digress ;)

I don't use or rely on guns for anything, was just pokin fun at the redneck stereotypes, guess I didn't make that clear enough.

Till later days then Vask.

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