From the Guardian.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/st...388123,00.html

Testicle torn off by ex-lover
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A jilted woman admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her former boyfriend, Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool crown court yesterday and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti drove him to a party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw Monti out of the house. She then smashed a window. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to reattach the organ.

Wendy Lloyd, defending, said her client did not remember much of the struggle. But she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

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O_o

... Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Dude it hurts just to THINK about it... I'm gonna have nightmares now... and she did WITH HER HANDS oh man the poor guy...

Any woman who does that deserves to have her tits ripped off

Ugg, that's revolting. :(

She tried to hide it in her mouth?! Urgh! *THAT* is revolting!


--Kestrel--

that's not revolting...that's just plain gross..and scary....with her HANDS...HER HANDS...that hurts just reading it...ow...ow..ow

Whoa... psycho ex... yikes!

Yeah, she tried to 'hide it'.

For all those gents who think that women should like the taste, I suggest you re-evaluate your opinion [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<span style="color: lightblue">He refused sex... and she tore of his testicle. Did she realy think that that would <em style="font-weight: bold">help[/i]?

ROFLZ wow See kids drinking is bad sometimes ha ha ha ha h

Try putting ketchup or some tomato sauce. It might taste good. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

gee... crazy if you ask me

LMAO Kakero and Lennon !

That is disgusting, and she smashed a window when he threw her out? Does she have some kind of anger problem?

Someone get her a stress ball [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Dear God! How bizzare, I don't think Mr. Jones will be getting into another relationship any time soon. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I can't imagine the pain. Poor guy.

Thank God she didn't tear both off. I don't think he could have withstood the 'Full Monti'. ;)

PS- I wonder if she steals olives out of martinis too, the skank.

Just a reminder here- keep it PG13, or
'family friendly'!


And on another note- some people just shouldn't be allowed out in public! UGH!

She may need some stress relief but it sounds to me like she needs to stay away from balls of all kinds!!!!

Kinda defies the image of the "weaker sex". I tell you there are some CRAZIES out there and it don't matter whether they are guy or girl...
They are just dangerous!

SilentThief
PS OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!

Uuuh! [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
That's disgusting!

He deserved it.

I was waiting for someone to post "She already has one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] ".

Disappointing... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jaradu, why did he deserve it? He rejected her when she came onto him after the broke up (right? Or have I misread the article?)

No one deserves that, hell it nearly brought a tear to my eye. Poor poor man.

You kill me Vaskez. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

lmfao!!! :D

All he did was break up with her and tell her he wasn't interested in a relationship, doesn't that sound reasonable to you? O_o

I've heard you joke about your sexuality many a time Jaradu, but that one seals it. you, my friend, cannot be straight [img]tongue.gif[/img]

In my opinion she should have her nipples bolted to the back of a truck which should then proceed to speed off into death vally at 76mph.

LMAO @ Beaumanoir! Harsh but fair!

There's just something funny about 76mph. No more, no less. Try and encorporate it into all your jokes kids, you'll get all the girls. Or if you're Jaradu, you'll get all the men (and mental bag rippers...)

Explain about the 76 mph thing, heh, I don't have a clue what your talking about.

Thought of another bad joke relating to the subject.

I can't believe she had the balls to do it [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

*Is about to explain when he reads this line*

*THUD*

(I'm dead)

That bad huh? I'll keep the terrible jokes to myself next time...maybe

Explain that mph thing now :D

Don't expect me to be resurrected just because you take the joke back! You're not magic you know! I'm DEAD!

EErrrr... I mean...

"*Silence*"

That's vile. What she did, that is. If I'd have been the "victim", I think I'd be on trial for murder right now. *walks away in disgust*

I've heard you joke about your sexuality many a time Jaradu, but that one seals it. you, my friend, cannot be straight [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]so you're saying homosexuals don't have testicals?

[ 02-06-2005, 08:07 AM: Message edited by: Intrepid ]

What pain...

Nuts anyone ? :D

The woman in the article already has some [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Seeing as he only has 1 remaining, is it stil called his right?

Oh crud, I feel the pain just readiing that.

For those who are shocked about "With her hands", what was she supposed to use? Pliers?

I've heard you joke about your sexuality many a time Jaradu, but that one seals it. you, my friend, cannot be straight [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]so you're saying homosexuals don't have testicals? </font>[/QUOTE]No, I'm saying that he has very feeble masculine qualities. Not saying that all homosexuals are nancies who dance about with flowers, but hey, you get the jist.