Sven was working at the fish plant in Minneapolis when he accidentally
cut off all ten of his fingers. He went directly to the emergency room.
The doctor looked at Sven and said "Let's have the fingers and I'll
see what I can do." Sven said, "I haven't got da fingers. "What do you
mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We have microsurgery and
all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and
made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?" Sven says, "How
da hell vas I suppost to pick dem up???

ROFL. It's funny but cruel.

LOL, funny, yes, but what on earth does it have to do with Sven?! :D

By what calendar, pray tell? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Lol, good one!

lol. Very good.

The joke was lame. But I have faith Arvon has some more tricks up his sleeve!

AND

He could have tried to pick them up with the palms of his hand. :D

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That was very funny!

No! The memories! ;( ;)

Not that funny...!

just 1 [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] at most... certainly not 3...

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Not that funny...!

just 1 [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] at most... certainly not 3...

[img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]But there were 3 of us laughing at it lol

Nevermind! I was just informed (through torrents of fresh giggles) that I was the only one laughing at thejoke. The other two were laughing at me attempting a Swedish accent!
Steve said it's lame.
Gwen said "It's OK." in her "I'll tell you it's OK if it makes you feel better" tone of voice.
They're just wrong! :D

So you were right. It only gets 1 [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[ 01-25-2005, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Violet ]

At least this one is better than the others. :D

By what calendar, pray tell? [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]<span style="color: lightblue">An old one, I'd say.

For the sake of nastieness I would say pick em up with your teeth. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

By what calendar, pray tell? [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]<span style="color: lightblue">An old one, I'd say. </font>[/QUOTE]Perhaps one of last year, I thnk.