...Right.

Naw... the suckers crumble too easy. You do get a good frisbee, though... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Is the tortilla in question a tortilla chip (Doritos style crisp) or a Torta de patata (Potato ommalete)?

I don't believe it's either. I believe it's the bread-like Mexican dietary staple, made of either corn meal or flour, pounded out into a circle and cooked on a grill.

[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] what's this? man....what's happen to ya? your jokes..are alittle less funny these days man
what's happening XD

but this is *shrugs* okay i guess

You want funny ?

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Geesh, I
wonder what happened to this Parrot?

The parrot responds, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy says. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this; how do you hang onto your perch
without any feet?"

The parrot responds, "Well, this is very embarrassing. but since you asked,
I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see
it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English
can't you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought
to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

"Pssst"...said the parrot, truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't
have any feet You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an
offer!"

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The
parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting,
he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's
insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. I don't know if I
should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the
door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately."

"WHAT???" The guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and put his hands under her
nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.

"Oh No!," he exclaims. "Then what?"

"Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and began to
kiss her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down...."

"WELL," demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch. "

ROFL, ROFL and ROFL again at your joke Johnny. That is the greatest joke I have read in a long time on IW. Thanks for the greatest laugh I have had in a long time.

LOL johnny, that was a great joke! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

And Arvon, I think your limelight has been stolen. :D

*tips hat to Johnny*

Well spoken Johnny! :D

While we're at it...

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl,
"Nothing but the best for my little kitten."
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food.

Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog. She was then given the dog cookies. The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like crap."
The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"

Hey! I like Arvon's jokes and johnny's too. Keep it up Arvon. BTW got any political jokes say, erm ...... against Bush. Unless you're one of his voters then no need.

LMao Nice ones jhonny!!

Hey! I like Arvon's jokes and johnny's too. Keep it up Arvon. BTW got any political jokes say, erm ...... against Bush. Unless you're one of his voters then no need. </font>[/QUOTE]eat your heart out

Don't mean to hijack your thread Arvon, think of it as a brief coalition. :D

Johnny, that second one was good too! haha! :D

Hey! I like Arvon's jokes and johnny's too. Keep it up Arvon. BTW got any political jokes say, erm ...... against Bush. Unless you're one of his voters then no need. </font>[/QUOTE]i like arvon's jokes too, and i didn't know jhonny told jokes until this one, but what i said i said XD

That's nice Johnny. love the parrot one. :D

I think you have to wet the tortilla first so it holds it's shape better.