Going Outside

Face it, you're gonna have to go outside eventually. Sure, Amazon.com will deliver right to your door and now even Taco Bell does deliveries, but, mark my words: some day you're going to HAVE to push away from the computer and go ... OUTSIDE!!! Here's a guide:

Wear Pants - Countless attempts to better oneself have been cut tragically short by leaving the house without proper attire.

Use Your Real Name - Sorry, but nobody will be impressed if you go by the name "2HOT4U", "Monarch" or "SATAN666." Names like "Steve" or "Greg" are just fine.

The Telephone is Your Friend - Hear that ringing sound? Pick up the phone. Now speak into it.

If Your Car Crashes, You Cannot Simply Reboot It.

Do Not Be Surprised That Nobody Looks Like Gillian Anderson.

Do Not Flame People - Comparing everyone you disagree with to unclean primates will not win you friends. In fact, you may get into a physical fight. If so, the next tip may be of help.

That Red Stuff is Called Blood - Not to be confused with ketchup, blood is what keeps you alive. If you are leaking, the real world offers human tech support in the form of doctors and hospitals.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going too fast for me. So much to learn, so little time! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Great ones, btw. [img]smile.gif[/img]

But, what about the light? It burns my skin [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

Sun baaaaad!!
Nice ones, Arvon. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Yes, we all know that Dron prefers the dark of night... especially in October!! ;)

right.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

LOL, I don't think I have to worry, but thanks anyway.

<font color=lightblue>Too true. d: LOL!</font>

But, but, where do you enter the cheat codes?

Not necessarily, as my PUMPKINS shall light up the night!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

I happen to hate that name, I'll just have Gangrell written on my license :rolleyes:

I can still save, right? Please tell me I can save!!!

Nah! if anything bad happen I just reload back. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lol I like the rebooting one.

oooo ok opps that Was my fault....I guess

who are you kidding? ill never have to go outside for anything. i can get food from delivering restaraunts, education from the university of pheonix online, and i can get a job as a telecommuter. there is no reason to have to be out where picking up everything you see is called kleptomania instead of good strategy. where jumping on someone's head will never work. where touching something with a big red cross on it will not heal the countless cuts all over your body. nah, its too gruesome out there. lets see if anyone here know the references i was making.

<span style="color: lightblue">Aramgeddon,
"Picking up everything you see" - basically every game with a concept of an inventory.
"Jumping on someone's head" - the many many Mario games.
"Touching something with a big red cross" - Quake?

"Picking up everything you see"
Ahhh... The memories... The Secret of Monkey Island...

But the sun is sooo bright ill die.. :(

Sunlight can't kill you, it'll just make your eyes to boil in their sockets. So wear sunglasses.

Wow! What kinda graphics card have they got out here? I really need to get one!

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well, those arent exactly the references i was talking about. those are the references my reference was talking about. that whole thing i wrote after being a telecommuter was taken from MAD Magazine's Gamer's Guide to the Outside World. you gotta love MAD. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sorry I didn't have the original source or I would have given credit.

You see, on any other forum, this may be helpful. But, to be honest, on IW it's pointless. It's the friendliest happiest most lawyer free (Sorry Timber [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) place on earth. Nobody can say anything even slightly nasty without having to apologise. As demonstrated a few words back. It's a bit too friendly... In fact...


I hate you all....


(Sorry [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

That's why there are people like me and Vaskez that bust each others chops without taking offense to it, we balance everything out that way :D