So boys and girls, without naming names (who am I kidding, NAME NAMES PEOPLE) who is the worst spammer on IW? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Keep in mind that this post is all in GOOD FUN.

Rip each other apart [img]tongue.gif[/img]

-Dave

I bet that everyone will say Xen.

Johnny [img]tongue.gif[/img] then xen of course ;)

LOL can I become your apprentice Xen?

Xen, don't flatter yourself, it's johnny [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

I know it johnny (or Cloudy) but I am between the legendary spammers of IW for sure. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Yes you may my young grasshopper. :D

Who is this well spoken of Johnny? To be labelled a big if not THE BIGGEST spammer I woulda thunk id have seen him around more. Wheres he usually found? And Johnny, if your reading, HI!

johnny is in the process of moving I think..or else at the local bar ;)

Drinking beer. :D

I would do that quote thing, but unfortunately I have the intelligence of a rock. So here is my version lol

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XEN - "Yes you may my young grasshopper"
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Heh, funnily enough I used to be called that, and then one of my "witty" friends turned into "Asshopper". Hrmm... would this be considered off topic? [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

it is at the top of each post, look up and you will see the word quote..... or you can just do it the old fashioned way, [ quote]text[ /quote] no spaces

Spanks Mystic.... this is my test go.

Wow... im learning lots today.

Spanks Mystic.... this is my test go.

Wow... im learning lots today. </font>[/QUOTE]I am assuming that spanks=thanks.....


edit, oh and I go by stormy mostly, or SM...who gave me that nick name?

[ 09-07-2004, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

Yeah, sorry. Must be an Aussie thing or something.

Ill refrain from using the OZ lingo, unless it brings some amusement to some people.

K, will note that Stormy [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 09-07-2004, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Dave_the_quack ]

it is ok, was just not expecting it :D

Yes you may my young grasshopper. :D </font>[/QUOTE]For some reason, that brings back some vivid memories of spam in the BgII forum, ohh man, how we must have tortured Dundee with that when Xero was still around :D

Xero? Whose that? And what happened with Dundee?

Mesa so confused.

<font color=lime> [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I never spam! </font>

[ 09-07-2004, 08:32 PM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]

I am torn between Johnny and StormyM, I mean that many posts in such a short time stormy...

Dave: Bah dont listen to them, us Aussies have the right to use whatever slang we want :D

Johnny....I mean, really.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I am just very talkitive ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I am the biggest anti-spammer. Be glad that johnny is not around for a change, you will see enough of him when he gets back. He probably realised he was becoming part of the furniture and decided to take a tactical break. It worked cos people made threads for him like "I miss you johnny". Sly beer-over-guzzling, lazy bastard :D

CHICKENS!

Ilander is still searching for his sense of humour [img]tongue.gif[/img] *awaits usual incredibly witty contribution that will be an attempt at a response*

What you mean things like "Throw another shrimp on the barby" or "G'dat mate"
Well then G'day Aussies [img]smile.gif[/img]

Just a note, Dave. Ziroc, our webmaster isn't fond of 'chatback' style threads where you use the forum like an internet message program (Aim, ICQ, MSN or YIM etc).

This thread is pushing the limit, so try not to 'chat back and forth' like an IM program. I know you're bored, but there's a lot to see on all the forums so I'll bet you can find interesting threads to add your thoughts to. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, no, is this gonna be another BBQ? [img]tongue.gif[/img] And, the biggest spammer is anyone who took part in the "dont look at me" horror. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)

LOL, ok, I'll bite on the topic....and no, I'm not voting for myself! :D What do you say, Xen, you want the honors? :D Johnny'll be back in force, I'm sure, but you can carry the torch til he is! (just teasing, dear!)

Well, I must say that I'm surprised I haven't gotten a mention. Good! I must be disguising it well enough with "conversations." :D Sooo close to crawlinmg out of this abysmal pit of hell!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)

I meant that the real spammers are chickens that won't admit that they spam!

...

I would vote for Cloudy. but I'm afraid that she'll retaliate and bring all the clouds aboves my head. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

So I'll vote for Johnny instead. no harm can be done right?

I'm gonna say everyone who has ever posted because they couldn't leave a thread WITHOUT posting is to be included in the spammer alert. You know who you are. Take measures to protect yourself from yourself!

Sorry Cloudy...

:( Still learning I suppose.

I will refrain from.... Im really sorry, but what should I have done differently in this case?

Suggestions people?

don't worry about it [img]smile.gif[/img] it is not a big deal, and once you get the hang of IW you will aslo learn how to better hide you spamming tatics ;) but as Cloudy pointed out, if you wish to have a one on one convo, take it to the pm boxes, or im. but you really aren't doing it..it is the rest of us who do the one on one convos to much :D ok...this does not count as spam..it was very informing [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I have one more thing to add... Shouldnt the topic of this thread sort of indicate that spamming is imminent? [img]tongue.gif[/img] This is of course me just poking fun.

Also, just like to thank everyone for making me feel so welcome [img]smile.gif[/img]

~Dave

Great to see another Aussie on our wonderful forums. The little Sydney Get together of IW's may not be so little any more.

Oh great another bloody aussie ;)


That get together sounds like it should be fun :D

THERES A GET TOGETHER? Cool bananas beans AND spaghetti. Heh, my posts always make me sound so mature.

Im in. Unless the TAB decides to go all evil incarnate and rosters me on a retarded shift. Like a saturday night... UGH.

Shadowhound - damn right we have the right to talk aussie slang crap. Hrmm... might have another topic to start right there. LOL.

Well if there is a get together, make sure its after Feb 17th next year, so I can come and actually be allowed in a pub... [img]smile.gif[/img]
Oh, and ahhhh...yeah...Johnny and Xen :D

Yes you may my young grasshopper. :D </font>[/QUOTE]For some reason, that brings back some vivid memories of spam in the BgII forum, ohh man, how we must have tortured Dundee with that when Xero was still around :D </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah. And do you remember the Star Wars jokes?