Help!!! I'm looking for a party! Has anyone seen my party?

...sigh. You want a party? Hiram didn't throw a party, just had a packet of cheetoes. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

This is probably going to be moved or something.

*looks left and right*

Alright. *cough*

ALL HAIL THE NEW LEADER OF CLAN HADB IN THIS, IT'S THIRD TERM, LINK the...what's your title.

ANYWHO *switches off megaphone*anywho, congratulations chief.

I know lets throw a party in his honour. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 08-16-2004, 05:16 AM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

We need a party! We need Rikard to be the party pooper! We need Hiram to come in with cheeto's! We need Caleb and Azure to do some strange things as well!!

*throws in a dancing monkey*

i brought the beer! :D

Has anyone brought the music? :D

I would If I knew what was going on...

It's about parties and the HADB! Preferably in combination! [img]smile.gif[/img]

No ALSB allowed!

Like Groucho said, I wouldn't go to a party that would invite me. :D

In that case you're not invited :D

I would If I knew what was going on... </font>[/QUOTE]All the HADB members elected a new leader, since Hiram was unable to now dedicate enough time to his former job of running HADB :D ,Link is that new leader.

This appears to be his party thread :D

If I recall correctly you expressed an interest in joining Clan HADB in the RPG forum, correct Mr Hivetyrant? There appears to be a vacan....MANY openings in our clan.

More cheetoes anyone? *presents bowl containing cheetoes, and turns on Coca-cola branded dancing, comical, Samba melons*

I thought you were supposed to bring the nekkid ladies, Sigmar?

...

Just the melons Chief, just the melons. :D

I'm gonna dig up our latest list of Clan members so that we may seek them out, stay here and enjoy the smaba melons.

*enjoys the Samba melons until he realises it isn't quite like the real thing*

*pouts*

<font color="cyan">I aint a member, but taking nekkid ladies places is my speciality.....

Mabbe I could help you out with that!</font>

*cries* [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

Please! There ain't no party without nekkid ladies dancing!

Oh and Lav, according to our list you are a member of HADB! Join the party!

*Cough*

AzureWolf "Founding Hamlet of the HADB"
Caleb
Sigmar "HADB hunter of miniscule ants some like to call people"
Link "Overlord Executioner of the HADB"
Sephiroth "Battle Co-ordinator and Defender of HADB"
Drake "MR.Drake the HADB thug and keeper of Neil"
Milamber
Blade "Infamous Pillsbury Invoker of HADB"
Reeka
Neb "HADB's dreaded wielder of Lawyer spells and owner of a little floating castle"
Melusine
Lioness "Lil' Angel of HADB"
Dragonmage "Owner/Operator of the HADB's Evil Petting Zoo"
Tiger
Jafin "The deliciously refreshing Archmage of the HADB"
Lavindathar "Summoner of Nekkid Ladies of HADB"
Beaumanior "The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Jenova"
Aelia Jusa
Sorceror Alex "Flirt Extroardinair of HADB"
Tuor "Excrutiatingly Jolly Aerie Executioner of the HADB"
Talthyr Malkaviel "Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB"
Encard
Hiram Sedai "Token lackwit of HADB"
/)eathkiller
Johnny

Lavindathar, apparently you are a member. :D

...heh, it's just like finding out you're overdue in handing back a DVD to a video-rental store by ten years isn't it. :D

Mind you that list is VERY old.

[ 08-17-2004, 11:29 AM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

Now who's that Sorcerer Alex guy :D

I think it's our resident Ale-drainer :D

Hey Link, check your PM.
This sounds fun!
I want to party [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="cyan">Of course I am!!

I was just testing you see, been out of the country for 6 months, wanted to see that the HADB were keeping its records up to date!!

*cough*

Yes, well then, nekkid ladies:

*Lavi rumages in his magic bag, pulls out three big tables, clicks his fingers and poles sprout out of the reaching to the ceiling.

Another click, and three nekkid ladies assume their positions on the poles.*

"Let's go! As this is a HADB party, free of charge tonight! :D

They need some music though. </font>

<font color="cyan">Just decided, need a title!</font>

How about "Lavindathar - Summoner of Nekkid Ladies of the HADB"

<font color="cyan">Yeah, I can go with that!

But Lavi aint happy, his girls have been up on the poles for the last twelve hours, and still no music.

My human beat-box is getting pretty lame now!

Who's bringing the music??</font>

Puts on some music [img]smile.gif[/img]

Groovy :D

Seems to be a pretty dead party though.

I was hoping more Ironworkers would join :(

I thought the clans were all disbanded? I remember I joined the forum just after there was a ban on clans. Has it been lifted? :confused:

<font color=lime>Two questions, what is "HADB", and, how do I become a member? </font>

Answers, answers, answers:

Dron_Cah: I think there was a ban on new clans. We had so many weird clans coming up at that time (a clan for every Baldur's Gate 2 NPC... :rolleyes: ) that a ban was created for forming new clans.

LordK: HADB or, "Hamlet and Dough Boy" is a clan originally formed by AzureWolf and Caleb. We are the only evil clan on the board, we seek world domination, and we are the clan resposible for the Fluffy Massacre back in '02. For more information, check the Roleplaying Board.

Well onto page two already, I thought HABD was better than that? I'll give you a hand ;)

The next five IW members to post get a free unbifurcated garment of their choice to wear, as well as a dashing "Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny" button! Yay!

That should liven up this party :D

[ 08-22-2004, 09:24 AM: Message edited by: Legolas ]

Shaddap Legolas [img]tongue.gif[/img]

If you haven't conquered the world at least once, you shouldn't be addressing the HADB in a negative way like that [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*hands Link a kilt and a 'Say NO to the trouser Tyranny' badge*

<font color="cyan">POST.

Now do I get a button?</font>

I want free Cloths [img]smile.gif[/img]

*nudges Link*
I told you it'd work, eh? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Although, all of you were at the party already. Hmmm...

*eyes dart left and right, gleaming with Scottish economy*

Alright Link, give those back you. The next five posters who still have to walk into the thread.

Ummm...not sure if I qualify for the kilt...but KILTS ROCk!

Oh, and you need dancing...sooooo...

DOES JIGGY DANCE!

JIGGY JIGGY JIGGY DANCE!

Hm, Hmm Ummm... My name is Uhhh, Tyrantious Mark, and im here to enquire about the uhhhh, free cloths... and I assure you..uhhh. Im uhhh new....Yes deffinantly havnt been here before...uhhh hmm

Reporting for duty sir !!! :D

...

...

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

The phrase great enough to strike fear into the hearts of many to make them join such a clan, Think you're Hamlet and Doughboy Enough?! :D

Sure, sign me up :D

*Grudgingly starts handing out the masculine cloth and inspiring buttons afterall*

...And one for mr. Tyrantious Mark. Wear it with pride, and hairy legs.