Last night I dreamt that I had written The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings!

When I woke up I realised I'd been Tolkien in my sleep!!!!!!!!


:D :D :D

Watch out folks, he's got more jokes to get even Moria. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 07-29-2004, 04:06 AM: Message edited by: Aerich ]

Oh my God. The atrocious quality of these puns will have me sauron off me own head in a minute... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

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To quote the pastry-master himself: "I'll get me coat" ;)

It's too bad. Tolkien was quite old when he wrote the LOTR trilogy. You could have been Bill Gates or Elliot spending huge amount of money on cars and chicks. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

To make it worse I dreamt that I was dressed as a Times Roman font.

They refused to serve me in the pub. Said they didn't want my type in there!

Teeheehee, nice one, Donut :D ... errr... I mean *groan*

Good one too, Heiro [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

/me groans. I think you need some lessons from Arvon, Donut :D

I think we need to revoke Donut's award ;)

That sounds like a good idea! Unless he can redeem himself with another one of these two liners.

argh! *strangled gurgling noise* Donut, dear donut you've gotten too puffed up by your success and now you're just fried! LOL

I think Donut's got a secret vendetta against previous winners of that award. He wants to tarnish the trophy to devalue their winning of it too.

I can just see him scheming in his underground lair; "Yes, yes, we will gets sslime all over their precious award. That will gall'em, yes, yes it will."


Sorry about that, I'll stop now. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I think Donut's got a secret vendetta against previous winners of that award. He wants to tarnish the trophy to devalue their winning of it too.

I can just see him scheming in his underground lair; "Yes, yes, we will gets sslime all over their precious award. That will gall'em, yes, yes it will."


Sorry about that, I'll stop now. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]GROAN! argh and all that! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Well congratulations to Donut then. :D

Sorry - I guess bad jokes are hobbit forming!!!

Who was that lady i saw you with last night?
That was no lady!
Thatwas my dog - it's got no nose!
jamaica?
No, it's thursday!

I'm well capable of trawling the internet for old jokes without any lessons thank you!!!

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...as+ambushed%22

Mine are original! (Apart from the ones I nick from Lanesra!)

[ 07-29-2004, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: Donut ]