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Harkoliar 07-14-2004 02:40 AM

Read the story first... as usual i got this from my email. enjoy

FUNNY STORY
Lady With Slight Accent Gets Surprise

READ THE STORY BEFORE YOU VIEW THE PICTURES BELOW!
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. (see PHOTOS) She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."


Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat Priceless!
please see attached


http://members.lycos.co.uk/harkoliar...%20cat%201.jpg
http://members.lycos.co.uk/harkoliar...%20cat%202.jpg

Black Baron 07-14-2004 02:49 AM

LOL!!! Poor kitty... :D

Lady Blue03 07-14-2004 03:12 AM

<font color=pink>ROFL! hahahaha :D </font>

Dirty Meg 07-14-2004 03:19 AM

Those photos aren't real are they? They look a bit iffy.

B_part 07-14-2004 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Meg:
Those photos aren't real are they? They look a bit iffy.
Well, that's what my cat would look like after a lion cut. Perhaps the photo seems odd because of the disproportion of head and body, but let me assure you, there is nothing wrong with that... fur is really one third of the volume for mid/long furred cats like the one of the photo. I know because the first time I washed my cat i thought it had shrunk! really, with wet fur it was only a fraction of its former self [img]smile.gif[/img]

The photos are hilarious! ROFLMAO

Harkoliar 07-14-2004 03:57 AM

you can see by its facial expression he/she did not enjoy himself having a lion-cut. lol

Raistlin Majere 07-14-2004 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harkoliar:
you can see by its facial expression he/she did not enjoy himself having a lion-cut. lol
no kidding...it looks like it wants to kill something...make that everything :D :D :D

Black Baron 07-14-2004 06:02 AM

Do not show that to Choc! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] :D

johnny 07-14-2004 06:12 AM

ROFL That cat looks seriously pissed off, better not go near it for a few weeks. :D

Vaskez 07-14-2004 07:30 AM

LMAO! Nice pics :D I think that cat needs some whaccy backy before it'll chill :D

Jorath Calar 07-14-2004 07:41 AM

Oh my, that cat is plotting revenge... [img]smile.gif[/img]

The Fallen One 07-14-2004 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
Oh my, that cat is plotting revenge... [img]smile.gif[/img]
yup, sure looks like it, i cant express in words how evil the cat looks :D :D :D

Bahamut 07-14-2004 09:14 AM

*When cats gone mad!!!!*

No wonder you get movies like Cats and Dogs... [img]smile.gif[/img]

quietman1920 07-14-2004 10:12 AM

It looks to me like its trying to think of the most expensive thing to pee on. (lol)

Intrepid 07-14-2004 12:36 PM

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
that is so great,
that really made me laugh


i don't think the photos are "iffy"

Ithiopathanologist 07-14-2004 12:47 PM

Now that is what I call Puss in Boots


(The lil cut offs on the paws)

Intrepid 07-14-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ithiopathanologist:
Now that is what I call Puss in Boots


(The lil cut offs on the paws)

wow steve,
long time since you've been here


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