<font color=white>Found this on the net. A bit long but mildly entertaining; not sure if this has been posted here before.
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F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

3Nd!!!!11

lol! I LOVE THAT!

The sad thing is is that there are people who acctually "comunicate" like that... and think it's so cool...

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This is so funny [img]smile.gif[/img] can't say I never use a few of that words but not a lot. And not everyone thinks it's cool, if you know a term that describes pwns/owns/pwned/owned better I'm all ears [img]smile.gif[/img] I only use it in 1 game online and the others there don't mind it and use some theirselves as well, but I'll never use it on forums or on RPG servers

[ 06-30-2004, 07:33 AM: Message edited by: philip ]

hmmm....very...interesting... [img]tongue.gif[/img] But odd at the same time, who actually thought of all of that? or that actual chat (if it is a chat)

...
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
&
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
0wn!

ROFLMAO!!!

lol, not bad... after a while my head started to hurt. Scary thing is that I understand it all :( :D

It's called l33t or 1337 (pronpunce leet from elite). It's sort of a language you often find in online games, probably cause of the competition and being better. Other places are some scriptkiddie and cracker communities and IMO it looks like most people using it spend huge amounts of time online.

really?

:rolleyes:
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Paladin, what I could follow was pretty funny!

I agree, it's a bit weird that someone would create a 'language' like that to communicate in when half the time it doesn't save a single keystroke and looks totally ridiculous...I mean P instead of O for owned? Makes no earthly sense, doesn't save time or space and looks silly....they must have had some of those 'shrooms! ;) :D

[ 06-30-2004, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

LOL, I only understand half of it. Anyway, I came across this following the link from BBSpot. The actual link to the post is http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php...threadid=17720

Feel free to search around for more. :D

It sounds funny. But I really don't know what they are talking about.
I once visited a german chat room and I really found it weird in MY language. But that ..... :D

[img]graemlins/monster5.gif[/img]

I have no idea what kind of language those guys in the forum are using too. :(

[ 06-30-2004, 09:33 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]

Makes me think of the old Secret Diaries of the Lord of the Rings :D . Anyone have the link to that? Wonder if they updated.

LOL, Looks like that server needs PunkBuster.

Here you go: http://homepages.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/

It has not been updated since 2002...

Thanks Paladin2000

Yeah, I know a better phrase: "I beat you." I hate that "owned, pwned, pwns, and owns" crap. Everytime I hear that on D2, I go nuts and hostile everybody. Stupid kids, and their misbegotten internet lingo! [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

That lingo can be kind of neat... until you realize that most of those using it can't pass their English exams on the first try.

Yeah, I know a better phrase: "I beat you." I hate that "owned, pwned, pwns, and owns" crap. Everytime I hear that on D2, I go nuts and hostile everybody. Stupid kids, and their misbegotten internet lingo! [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]That's the problem I think, cause I beat you sounds like (if you put it in a score) as 1-0 while owned is like 10-0. Owned is much stronger.

I hope to do so next year [img]tongue.gif[/img] You've just got to know when to use it, if people appreciate it, and there's no trouble.

LOL I love to speak leet! Ph34r my hax0r sk1llz, n00|3s! :D

Classic material there ;)

Notice I said *most*. If you read books you'll be fine on your exam. It's those that spend all their waking hours on PS2 and online games that have to worry. [img]smile.gif[/img] Games like BG aren't too bad. At least there's some strategy and linguistic interaction involved, except for those people that spend all their time running shoddy munchkin statistical analyses on whose character is badder. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'm not knocking the lingo; it's fine for where it's used. But I've met a lot of people my age (soon to be 23) and younger that cannot construct an intelligible sentence.

Good luck on your exam! (a year early, I know).

Oh! I always wondered what leet was supposed to mean! D'oh!! Although it's not like I didn't ask people, they wouldn't tell me (I suspect they didn't know and were just trying to be cool... like most people who know leet do ;) ).

d00d 7h47 w4z teh suXX0r. [img]tongue.gif[/img] jk Gave me a smile or two, because I've seen it before

[ 06-30-2004, 10:05 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

It's called l33t or 1337 (pronpunce leet from elite). It's sort of a language you often find in online games, probably cause of the competition and being better. Other places are some scriptkiddie and cracker communities and IMO it looks like most people using it spend huge amounts of time online. </font>[/QUOTE]LOL...it's alright, I know what l337 is, it was first introduced to me by shadowhound. And I can understand it, but the 1337 LOTR was whacked....lol

ROFLMAO...That is hilarious. I've done just enough online gaming to understand all of that, and that is hilarious. I do like the AIMBOT part.

Ok3y-

First of all you got like 15000 posts on this forum, so I am surprised that you have kinda been not familiar with that kind of language.

That type of language is called h4xxor språk, or h4xxor language. It's used by alot of ppl, it's quite easy to understand ^^;

IT IS RIDICULOUS as you pointed out, but that is what the joke is about.I would rather have read that in the h4xxor language then with in the usuall language with attempt to be funny.

Taht was teh R0xx0r5!!1!!1111!

Um, sure, what he said.... And, Tyranyuz, you should prolly take a zero off that number, as Cloudy is pretty much the only person with that many posts. ;)

Woot you mean? She has abit above 15000...

I don't get it. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Me neither, but then again, i don't think i'm missing out on anything important. :D

THis reminds me so much of playing online games, especially warcraft. And the sad thing is this could possibly take over what we now know as "language" in a couple of decades or so. Everyone I talk to online talks like this. Thank god for education services.

Me neither, but then again, i don't think i'm missing out on anything important. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Me neither. I'm pretty sure this 'language' is what happens when you sniff too much glue. :D

J4r4du pwnz u 4ll, n00|3s!! Ph34r my haxx0r sk1llz, l4m3rz!

S4\_/R0n pwns u 4ll \/\/i7h h1z 4rmY 0f 0r<z!

:D The only problem is that it takes about 6 times as long to write stuff unless you've studied and used it for ages ^^

Might as well built yourself an L33T HAXX0R keyboard instead. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] this is why I'm not becoming an english major...

[ 07-03-2004, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: Sagramore ]

no wonder the tecnical language has ruined the writing skills to the youth :D

haxxor is yust a waste in my eyes, whats the point in it ? i dont get it.

mostly 14 years olds use haxxor language, and this is the first time inmy life that i have been in a forum that includes haxxor language and no flaming to the haxxor users :D

It was created by hackers so that search engines wouldn't pick up on key words and expose their illegal websites.

ADD) Good fun as well :D

[ 07-04-2004, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Jaradu ]