WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you

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<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not **** up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
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<knightmare> ...

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<orion`-`-> wtf
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

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<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

Most of these quotes are probably fake, but they're still pretty funny.

[ 06-11-2004, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Look up "Harry Potter"... :evil

Oh my god that site kicks ass! Hilarious!

I looked at the Harry Potter bit as well, quietman ;) . And guess what I noticed? Melusine, yes OUR very own Melusine, was part of that conversation! Proof:

< JonJonB > Ok
< JonJonB > I have found, definitive proof
< JonJonB > that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
< JonJonB > ------- Quote from Harry Potter replacing 'wand' with 'wang', making some interesting results ------
< melusine > O_______O
< JonJonB > ----- More ;) ------

Mwa ha ha, we have caught you now, Melusine... Unless of course Melusine is a very popular nickname and it has nothing to do with her.

And I have to say it again, EXCELLENT site! :D

[ 06-11-2004, 07:34 PM: Message edited by: Jaradu ]

I just loved this'un:

Batty: Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
zeep: rapc?
Batty: ...
Batty: Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
zeep: oic
Batty: Though you could also say it's missing an e
zeep: wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall*

Muaha. And this one:

Oiseau: I like how word puts my last name as mistake when I type it
Zig: even word processors know you were an accident

XD

LOL, nice ones Kaltia :D

I also like:

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

How annoying would that be? And this:

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

:D *sigh* this is gonna be a loooong night [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*goes back to bash.org*

Just wanted to mention the Potter one when I saw this topic. ;)

Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*

So a complete stranger tells you to jump of a cliff, and you would? :D

Hmmm there is a site similar to that one, though it has chat logs. I think it's www.mest-lol.com it should be reopened within a week's time.

I have been at Bash.org for ages. Have read each individual quote... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

just think - you will never get back those lost hours...how do you feel?

I've already been there before, it's a great site. Shadowhound introduced it to me :D

I'll bet Shadowhound introduced you to a lot of things! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I'll bet Shadowhound introduced you to a lot of things! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]LOL ...heh heh....well I'm sure you can guess ;)
But I think you would rather not know [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 06-12-2004, 02:20 AM: Message edited by: Ziroc ]

I'll bet Shadowhound introduced you to a lot of things! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]LOL ...heh heh....well I'm sure you can guess ;)
But I think you would rather not know [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Then you don't know me very well. :D

Heh heh heh....ah well, I don't think I would want to tell you anyways, but you can try to imagine :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

:D :D :D :D :D

garrett8675309: heard you threatened to shoot my girlfriend...
imptacular: yeah
garrett8675309: you should get your membership card in 7-10 days

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* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

Animal, don't tease her, she's an excitable hormone-driven teenager... [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

That's correct Vaskez [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D I can't help it if my hormones control me :D

...I take no responsability for any of Lauren's actions.

[ 06-12-2004, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

That is correct, I am a free mind, and I take no responsibility for Shadowhounds actions [img]tongue.gif[/img]