Saying the Right Thing

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - Priceless

LOL I love this one... I saw this in my email... and yeah... saying the right thing is indeed priceless. ;)

indeed.. an oldie but goodie [img]smile.gif[/img]

Did he really said the right thing? or just a fluke shot? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lol, that was quite good!

Nice one! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Another good one.

:D

That is a cute one...

what's the rest of the story got to do with the last sentence besides the fact that Marty had a hangover?

He came home completely drunk, and when his wife tried to take his clothes off, he pushed her away, telling her he was married.

IOW, even though he was that drunk, he still would not be unfaithful to his wife.

[ 04-22-2004, 10:41 PM: Message edited by: Bungleau ]