For those of you who have seen the commercial, it's too funny. For those of you who haven't...

Why don't I drink American beer?

Why don't I buy a Morrocan snowmobile?
Why don't I eat a Japanese hot dog?
Because I am CANADIAN !!!

There was a few others in there too, but you get the idea. So let's here yours....

Why don't I drink Mexican water?

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Since you don't drink beer, Johnny...wink, wink, nudge, nudge :D

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anywho, if i were to drink alcohol it would be smthin w/ class like wine for instance...

but i'm not 18 yet so meh...no alcohol for me :D

anyone who has tried irish wine could you tell me is it was worth trying?

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anywho, if i were to drink alcohol it would be smthin w/ class like wine for instance...

but i'm not 18 yet so meh...no alcohol for me :D
</font>[/QUOTE]You're kidding, right? I dunno where you grew up, but where I grew up, everyone was drinking as soon as they could somehow get some bar staff to think they were 18 :D For me, this was around age 15....being tall is useful :D
But I never liked wine...still don't. I'll stick to my lager and the occasional shot of whiskey, rum or vodka, thanks. Johnny, you with me on the lager front? :D aahh I could really drink a Becks or a Tuborg right now.....*drool*

EDIT: *returns from fridge clutching his bottle of Becks*...now why didn't I think of that before? *scratches head* :D

[ 04-16-2004, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

*Waits patiently to be legal*

I am a slave to the law! :D

LOL I can already imagine you having your beer with your mates, Sir G. You won't like it but you'll drink it to be cool :D And you'll keep doing this. Then one day you realise that you actually like it. From then on you can't live without it. Just look at Johnny. You will somehow get this idea that drinking beer is the best thing in the world and you will be able to do it for long periods of time spending insane amounts of money. Just wait...

Haven't had beer yet! I had wine before though, but it was yucky

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No, no, NO !!!!

Everything turns into SPAM !!!

Oxy moron's....

Why don't I buy Italian hip waders?
Jamaican snow shows?

American beer...

Jeez people...

That's a great commercial [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

See, you got it !!!

Great commercial an oxy-moron. :D

Being a Canadian, I'm sure you know the old joke about how American beer is like making love in a canoe... [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

LOL @ Vask! [img]smile.gif[/img]

You know, we don't usually go into bars and such, but heck, my own parents approve of me drinking... well "allow" me to drink at such a young age... ;)

I love my parents. hehehe

Why I don't watch french comedy...

Or use Icelandic sunblock

or buy turkish houses (okey too far)

or deal with Iraqi travel agencies

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Really? I don't drink American beer because it tastes like fermented sock juice [img]tongue.gif[/img]

That *is* a great commercial. I'm all for Canada. People make fun of it around here because they're secretly jealous of it, that's my reading.

Well, I may be bashed by every resident alcoholic for this, but beer sucks period people. It doesn't even smell good, or maybe that's the American beer I'm thinking of [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I won't hit you, just think you are strange and depraved ;) but yeah, it could be the American beer - can't say I drink American beer. I'll stick to German, Dutch and Czech beer thanks.

[ 04-17-2004, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Everyone starts off hating beer. Then you get into pubs and clubs when you're a poor student and start drinking the stuff because bacardi cokes cost three times as much. That, and it's the hard man's drink, so when you're out with your mates you dont want to be seen as a pansy. This becomes a habit, and cha ching, you like beer for the rest of your life.

Think me strange, but at thirteen years old I have never and never will drink alocohol. Even if it's been diluted with water to the ratio of 1:999999999, I won't touch it. Horrible stuff [img]tongue.gif[/img] . Alcohol is just as bad as any other drug and has the same (if not worse) effects, be it heroin or cocaine. So why hasn't the governement made it illegal? $$$$$$$... Hehehehe I don't intend to bring a happy topic down lol sorry [img]smile.gif[/img] . Drink it all ya want, got nothing to do with me ;) [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img] . Oh and my dad is insisting that I mention that Carling is the best alcoholic drink [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

I'll take a Samuel Jackson...... MMM....Bitch! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

LOL Arledrian is right, but at age 13 I'm not surprised you don't like alcohol, I certainly didn't when I was 13. You'll change ;)

I don't know, I think it's all beer. My friend gave me some of what she said was really good stuff and I could hardly get it down... I really don't care for it.
But who could fault me for taking a jab at American beer, widely regarded as of poor quality?

Not when I've made a £50 bet with a friend that I won't touch it even on my 18th birthday ;) . Anyway, Coca Cola is cheaper and tastier [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

:eek:

Either you lost 50 pounds of money, or you are to be one among *very* few people. Good luck on your impossible mission! :D

Personally, I don't drink much. The other boys in my class are either completely sober, or drinking everything that's possible (and smoking water pipe (and pot). I've had only one instance where I really was drunk, but I didn't throw up. I don't want to drink til' I throw up. At least, not yet. :D

The one time when I did get drunk was with Russian vodka. Horrible stuff! Estonian vodka tastes much better. :D

Mmm. Sounds familiar. Might be a sort of hungarian thing. :D

Not when I've made a £50 bet with a friend that I won't touch it even on my 18th birthday ;) . Anyway, Coca Cola is cheaper and tastier [img]tongue.gif[/img] . </font>[/QUOTE]If you like Coca Cola you can try mixing some alcohols with it. :D
BTW good luck on the bet, although I doubt you'll make it. It just isn't enough money. :D

I don't know, I think it's all beer. My friend gave me some of what she said was really good stuff and I could hardly get it down... I really don't care for it.</font>[/QUOTE]I think it's all beer too, everyone here says "Oh you'll start out hating it but you'll eventually like it" but let me ask the drinkers this. If it tastes and smells like hell, why keep drinking it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

first off, lay off the american brew... what we export is crap. (yes, budweiser is popular, but only among poor saps who havent had any good stuff). micro breweries make the best beer here, but youre never going to see that on the shelves of another country... most dont even sell it in stores here. my favorite is one called terminator stout (MMM, dark beer rocks). to be completely honest, however, the best imported beer they sell in stores here is guinness, so don't think that americans are wholly impressed with the foreign beers theyve tried... why? because what you guys export is likewise crappy beer.

canada, however, is another story. All they've got there is moose and beer. Canada is like "hey look, eh, theres a moose, eh, lets drink a beer, eh?"

I don't know, I think it's all beer. My friend gave me some of what she said was really good stuff and I could hardly get it down... I really don't care for it.</font>[/QUOTE]I think it's all beer too, everyone here says "Oh you'll start out hating it but you'll eventually like it" but let me ask the drinkers this. If it tastes and smells like hell, why keep drinking it? [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]If it makes you choke and cough, why do people keep smoking?

ROFL!!! Actually, it's really interesting to note who/ what types of people in the social circles drink what types of beer... you'll be surprised. As for the taste of beer, lots of different types available here and sold here (including microbrewery brands)... you should try the raspberry wheat. Tasty. As for moose and beer... well, we do have a beer called "Moosehead" and it's pretty damn good. :)

Gotta agree with you though... was in Cleveland a couple of years ago... drinking Milwaukee and Bud... gag. American beer sucks.

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</font>[/QUOTE]How do you think that he got 10,449 posts? :D I just don't like beer all that much. Oh, to get on topic, would you use a French tank? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Obviously you havn't tried Firestone double bock!Great beer and it's American,well Californian!

Americans don't know skalla-palloo about Booze. The way I see it, the only thing they know how to make better then us is weapons, weapons, and more weapons.
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And cars, computers and wine. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Perhaps we make those things better than Canada, but there are other countries that make better cars, computers and wine.
Though I hear we're the world leader in Snot Candy, reality TV, comedians, and people named Todd.
I leave it to you all to decide what we should be most proud of.

Well yeah, Germans and Italians make better cars, Japanese make better computers and French, Spanish, Italians....well most Europeans make better wine [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)

Tried some budweiser a few months ago. It was pretty bad ;) Americans should stick to making cars and games. :D

Well yeah, Germans and Italians make better cars, Japanese make better computers and French, Spanish, Italians....well most Europeans make better wine [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Don't forget that the Japanese also make the best cars, cameras, robots, animations, swords and garden flowers in the world. ;)

[ 04-18-2004, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: uss ]

I like our Icewines. The best. You guys should try our "Beaver Tails" in the winter (it's a hot pastry desert, not part of an animal like it's namesake), while skating the Rideau Canal.

I had a beaver tail once, it was pretty good.
Even if, as a dish, it sounds obscene.