The Short Bus

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.

At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, "What's your name?" "Patty" she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.

On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named Ross. All the kids called him "Special Ross."

Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunyons.

Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Grover had never met her, so he asked her her name and her name was also Patty.

On the way to school, Grover looked in his mirror and began to laugh, He was thinking...

"Dang, I have two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunyons, on a Sesame Street bus!"

haha........you were right, that was a bad pun [img]smile.gif[/img]

very very bad indeed.

I got half a smile.

Bad pun indeed. Arvon you are weird sometimes. :D

Only sometimes? *pout* I was hoping for a bigger endorsement.

I actually said something bigger and then I changed my mind.

*Holds a gun to Arvon's head*

I'm hijacking this thread and there's nothing you can do about it, since I have the world's worst pun to share but dont feel that it warrants its own thread. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mahatma Ghandi preferred to walk barefoot and so had many calluses all over his feet. He also suffered from halitosis, a form of chronic bad breath.

What does that make him?

A super callused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.

[ 04-04-2004, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Arledrian ]

that was just.........just... AWFUL lol

*sighs* just when i thought there weren't worse puns...

Call me a retard if you will but what the heck is a pun?

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Retard. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hmmm, no comment :D

Arvon, it's threads like these that only proves my point further on that thread I made about you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

A pun is a form of joke that is well-liked by those who tell it, and often despised by those who hear it. It's often a play on words, like the two examples above.

The original McDonald's jingle was "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun". That's what's in a Big Mac.

And the word from Mary Poppins was "supercalifragilisticexpiallidocious".

From a US(/UK?)-only commercial, I reckon...
Somehow I have the feeling that some people in this topic were just bluffing about "getting" the pun. ;)

US/UK only? I don't know... that was an advertising jingle from the early 1980s or thereabouts, and back then, I didn't know the rest of the world existed. :D

Not that I know it exists now, mind you. Except you all keep popping up and making posts, so there may be something to this "round world" theory people have been talking about... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Okay both of those were really bad.

Puns used to be the highest form of wit mainly because they were a play on words and never insulted anyone....so people could laugh guiltlessly knowing that noone was getting hurt...