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Spelca 03-28-2004 04:20 PM

The horror! THE HORROR! :eek:

Video

Nerull 03-28-2004 05:40 PM

AARRGGHH!!! *Rips own eyes out*

Sorry there, but I'm going to have to report you to the moderators. If anything should be illegal on this board, that should be. ;)

Just kidding, but that is absolutely horrid. It was so bad that I was laughing hysterically the whole time. I realize that the guy never really had a career (top two roles being a sidekick to a talking car and the "older boss" on Boobwatch), but man, have some pride in yourself! They need to show this in classrooms when they talk about "Just Say No To Drugs". :D

johnny 03-28-2004 05:48 PM

Better drugs then a Hasselhoff CD. :D

Jorath Calar 03-28-2004 08:04 PM

*stares at screen in a mix of horror and fascination*

he is big in Germany you know... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ladyzekke 03-28-2004 08:11 PM

http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/smiley2.gif http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/smiley7.gif Damn You for making me look at that! http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/rollpin.gif *shudder* http://www.wizardrealm.com/smilies/piss.gif

Lord of Alcohol 03-28-2004 08:16 PM

Hmmm Werent you wearing a David Hasselhoff t-shirt when I met you? And that tape you put in while we were driving around DC that would get interupted at times with a voice that said things like "Wendy you are excededing the speed limit". Now I know why you called your car Kitt. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ladyzekke 03-28-2004 08:36 PM

Boy, well you were pretty drunk...., LOL it was YOU who had the David Hasslehoff t-shirt, ask Epona, she can confirm! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Oh and I call my car "the shark" *ahem* :D

Lord of Alcohol 03-28-2004 09:01 PM

Oh damn your right, it was just a phase . Really! I dont even call Kitt my black truck anymore! Also does anyone have Nightrider episode 46? I am missing that one

Ladyzekke 03-28-2004 09:19 PM

ROTFL!! Hey how's Florida so far? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh and whatever you do, don't ever buy a Ricky Martin t-shirt! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Lord of Alcohol 03-28-2004 09:30 PM

Floridas ok, very nice cows. Even have a cool cow who lives one pasture over. We call him.....cow. The damn thing licked my Enrique Inglese t-shirt and left a green grass stain. Any help on getting that out?

Ladyzekke 03-28-2004 10:39 PM

Yeah you gotta watch those cowlicks [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Think Tide might get that out :D

I remember I had a friend when I was growing up who lived on a farm, and cows just roamed everywhere, and they would lick my car when I visited her like it was some kind of tasty lollipop LOL, leaving big smear marks all over the windshield. Damn cows! I'm going to Burger King dammit!

Kakero 03-29-2004 03:10 AM

Arghhh! the horror! someone is gonna hear from my lawyer for this. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny 03-29-2004 03:10 AM

I've been told that cowlicks are excellent for hairgrowth. So if you're bald, go ask a farmer if you can spend some time on his farmlands or in one of his stables, and have some cows lick your head. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bungleau 03-29-2004 11:04 AM

Was this that grunting tribal music video? I saw that once, and my therapy sessions are almost over.

T/-/alali 03-29-2004 03:06 PM

Ahhh! My ears! My eyes! Their bleeding! That was horrible!

Link 03-29-2004 04:26 PM

This was indeed horrible. How many years ago did the guy actually make that video?

Grojlach 03-29-2004 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
This was indeed horrible. How many years ago did the guy actually make that video?
The video was shot in 1997, I believe... It's actually so bad that it's almost brilliant (in fact, the tribal noises provide a certain edginess to an otherwise immensely boring and cliched song, and I supposed it worked out in a way - else we wouldn't be discussing it right now ;) ). I've been told that Vonda Shepard's cover of the song is even worse, though.

[ 03-29-2004, 04:47 PM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

Ladyzekke 03-29-2004 10:26 PM

So has anyone suffocated Spelca yet? Cause I'm like, hooked on a feelin. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bungleau 03-29-2004 10:39 PM

Ooga chuck-a! Ooga chuck-a! Ooga chuck-a brick at my head! Now I remember the line... I'm doomed, doomed I tells ya... DOOOOOOOOOMED!

Nerull 03-29-2004 11:01 PM

1997? There's better videos that were put out in the early 80s! The thing looks like it was made on $1.50 U.S.

Oh, and have you ever had a bad song stuck in your head all day long? I watched that god-awful thing last night and that song has been stuck in my head all day. God, the torture! Thanks, Spelca! (by the way, where do you live ;) )

Link 03-30-2004 01:38 AM

He probably jumped in one of those "Make your own video for $ 1" machines at the airport [img]smile.gif[/img]

LordKathen 03-30-2004 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Was this that grunting tribal music video? I saw that once, and my therapy sessions are almost over.
<font color=lime>Its from "Finding Nemo", the disney flick. Its actually a real good movie. :D </font>

[ 03-30-2004, 02:42 AM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]

LordKathen 03-30-2004 03:26 AM

<font color=lime>BTW, that IS a scary video! Wrong man, just wrong... </font>

Link 03-30-2004 06:15 AM

No, it's from Reservoir Dogs.

Bungleau 03-30-2004 07:23 AM

Nice try, LK. I made it through the night without hearing that song in my brain, and I'm not going to let you trick me into it [img]smile.gif[/img]


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