Find out here.

http://test3.thespark.com/bastardtest/

The results are in. You are certifiably:


19% bastard!
10% of which is Tard


The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
1% (same as you)
4% (less bastard than you)
95% (more bastard than you)

ive tried it before.. its still fun ;)

I don't need a test to tell me that. People tell me I am every day. :D

You hit her because you love her.
TRUE FALSE

That is a trick question indeed... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh my results...

The results are in. You are certifiably:


23% bastard!
13% of which is Tard


The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
1% (same as you)
9% (less bastard than you)
90% (more bastard than you)

I was 16% bastard, but only cuz some of the questions don't have a non-bastard answer to them.

Well, being a girl, I did the bitch test instead since it was there. I'm 21% bitch ;)

ROTFL...Tard [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Guess this is a male test so I'll just move along :D

Oh there is a Bitch test? Didn't know! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Hang on...

60% bastard!
34% of which is Tard

But then again, I'm considerably older than most of you, and have had a lot more time to do bad things (and learn from my mistakes...or at least, how to get them to work in my favour next time :D )

This test isn't fair! Too many questions! And I answered going on my entire life, including what I did as a teen (like boyfriend breaking up). I am not happy with my results, I'm a nice person dammit! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

The results are in. You are certifiably:


29% bastard!
16% of which is Tard


The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
2% (same as you)
18% (less bastard than you)
80% (more bastard than you)

I guess I'm a bit bad.

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.

Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.

Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.

Catholics are more likely to spit on you.

Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.


Interesting test :D

74% bastard, 42% of which is tard. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

47% bastard!
26% of which is Tard

3% (same as you)
34% (more bastard than you)
63% (less bastard than you)

39% bastard!
22% of which is Tard

Not bad fer a girl... :D

You're a girl ? Your pic says your a chimp. :D

You're a girl ? Your pic says your a chimp. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Your pic says you're a...what does your pic say you are? :D :D

44% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

Dang! I am now scared o' myself! :(

You're a girl ? Your pic says your a chimp. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Your pic says you're a...what does your pic say you are? :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]Handsome ? :D

[ 03-05-2004, 08:29 PM: Message edited by: johnny ]

You're a girl ? Your pic says your a chimp. :D </font>[/QUOTE]What? O' course there are girl chimps. How else do you think we get all them little chimps!? ;)

You're a girl ? Your pic says your a chimp. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Your pic says you're a...what does your pic say you are? :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]Handsome ? :D </font>[/QUOTE]Sure, if you say so. [img]smile.gif[/img]

The results are in. You are certifiably:


20% bastard!
11% of which is Tard


The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
1% (same as you)
6% (less bastard than you)
93% (more bastard than you)

arch sooo long...i dun like

30% bastard!
17% of which is Tard


that is what i got [img]tongue.gif[/img]

58% bastard!
33% of which is Tard

How others compare:
1% (same as you)
14% (more bastard than you)
85% (less bastard than you)

27% bastard
stupid test

I agree Vazkez, it doesn't seem accurate at all [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

And just WHAT is that supposed to mean? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

23% bastard!
13% of which is Tard

very annoying, my connection keep on disconnecting.

My results...

55% bastard!
31% of which is Tard

How others compare:
2% (same as you)
18% (more bastard than you)
80% (less bastard than you)

Not as good as Mouse or Johnny, but I'll work at it...

And Animal, I think Johnny's pic says he's a limply waving flag... :D

Huh? Wha? :D

41% bastard, damn! Does sex corrupt me that much? :D

57% bastard!
32% of which is Tard

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Yup! I am [img]smile.gif[/img]

lol, turns out I'm somewhat of a tard aswell :D

[ 03-06-2004, 02:12 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ]

I have a reputation to think about so I wont post my precentage of bastardness. :D

Oh gawd, I am 51% bitch :eek:

39% bastard.. and i guess im below normal [img]tongue.gif[/img]
22% tard

44% bastard!
25% of which is Tard

How others compare:
3% (same as you)
40% (more bastard than you)
57% (less bastard than you)


24% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:
1% (same as you)
11% (less bitchy than you)
88% (bitchier than you)

I'm 21 % bitch. Strange, I thought it would be a lot higher. Guess I'll have to work on it. ;)

29% bastard - 16% tard. It would have been higher if I had taken the test after the gym rather than after taking a shower ;)

Ackkk... 54% bitch :eek:
I can't believe I scored higher than Epona! [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D