Some truth about women

The property of women
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shopping
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arguments
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contorl
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BUT.. when it comes to common sense (note: no offense intended)
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runs off to hide now.

another one :D
A woman's dilemma...

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative..

NOW ....WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with....

ROFL nice ones Hark! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

The first and last pics are gruesomly hilarious!

I actually thought the 2nd and 3rd ones were the funniest but that's probably cos I'd already seen all the others!

LOL. A bit sexist, but funny anyways. I liked the Gap one :D

ROFL! I'm going to die from laughter!

2nd one is waaaaaaay too true.

I can relate directly to the shopping issue. My sister had to go shopping for a fashion class assignment on Saturday and I had to go with her.

Let's see I'm typically nice, at least several girls say I'm good looking (not necesarily a hotty, but good looking) I'm not king Midas, but I'm not broke either. Ummm... I have sever problems making the first move. Those who read in Cloudy's may have picked up on that already.

I guess Hark is right... well in a general way of speaking anyway.

Just thought of a new bit concerning maturity:

Men and women both have an on and off switch for maturity. Men just like to play with theirs a little more. :D

[ 03-04-2004, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Firestormalpha ]

ROFL, nice one Hark. :D

<font color=pink>Oh ya, that mall one is true.

I'll be like, hmm, I need a new (insert item). On my way to that store something in another one catches my eye *buys it* Oooh look at the 40$ bra in Vic's Secret *buys it*. Oooh Starbucks sounds good *gets some* Oooh Sees Candy *gets some*
*gets to the store I had originally planned on going to and realize I already spent all my money* lol :D </font>

excellent...

*looks at Downunda wondering what's so excellent*

Oh wait, that's right!! You're a guy. Now I get it. Bad Downunda, bad! ;)

[ 03-05-2004, 01:48 AM: Message edited by: Firestormalpha ]

All of them are really good. Especially the shopping one and the copier. And then women wonder why guys generally do not like going shopping with them... ;)

Rofl [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Especially not if it's their credit card being used. :D

Especially not if it's their(our) credit card being used. :D </font>[/QUOTE]

May the gods shed ligth on this tread... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] , man that's way to damn true, even Ladyblue agreed, sometimes i question myself what's with them women...

So Lady Blue you like candys??? :D

ROFLMAO.
True, ah, so true.

[thinks to himself...do I really want to risk posting here...]

Yeah, those are great, and are, at this very moment, being spread about among my friends...

I must admit, though...my step father is a perfect example of the third part of the graph, and I'm a good example of the first...so...things aren't looking too good...

And I no longer shop with my mother or sister...it's too exhausting running the marathon!

<font color=pink>Pardon my french ;)

Does a bear shit in the woods? :D </font>

"Does a bear shit in the woods? "


What do you mean??? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

It's californian for yes, she likes candy [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]

ooooooooooooo eheheheheheh, is it blue one??? :D :D