How would they die in that show?

Ray Romano, bored to death by his own lame show

I want the producer(s) of My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee to be strapped into (a) chair(s) and be forced to watch said show. And I want them to waste away watching the drivel they created.
The same goes for the new Midget Love Show on Fox. I forget the name, and don't yell at me for being politically incorrect. The premise of the show IS that it's a midget love show. A freak show. I hope the producer/s of that show suffer the same fate as the MBFOF people.

Or did you mean characters...? Then I would like the (not very) Reverend Pat Robertson to be hit by lightning. Indoors. While taping his show and proclaiming that God wants people to be anti-gay and anti-woman and anti-tolerant.

But that midget is such a stud, hehehe! Sorry, fanboyism...

I think Robertson's show would get more ratings if that happened.

Jorath, hehe are you sure Ray should just die of boredom on that show?

[ 02-23-2004, 08:59 AM: Message edited by: Jerr Conner ]

One of the guys in Friends. For the heck of it [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Chandler's eyes explode when he catches Monica cheating on him in a crossover with Seinfeld (Which is bought back for only one episode).

Horatio from CSI Miami. I don't care how. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL, but then we'd miss out on Caruso's ability to state lines like "Well, now, we'll just have to see about that, won't we?" with WAAAAAYYY too much dramatic flair. You can tell when a commercial is coming, because Horatio says some dramatic line right before the cutaway.

I would like to see the finger-wavy know-it-all savant from Law & Order: Criminal Intent (the one that played the Bug in MIB) bite the bullet. Literally. While in the middle of pointing/waving his finger at someone and telling them their innermost secrets he always takes a pause and says "But, you wouldn't do that, would you?" In my version, they'd just say "no, you're all wrong, I will do it" pull out a DE50 and shoot him in his ugly face. Then we wouldn't be annoyed with his ability to learn new languages or read libraries full of materials between commercials anymore. :D

I'd like to see Carlo Boszhart explode on stage someday. I'd pay extra for it if needed.

TV sucks nowadays, so everyone must DIE! except Comic Book Guy. "I stand with my opinion as 'Worst Episode Ever'"

Barney the dinosaur.
Hung from the climbing frame thing during that 'i love you' song they used on those prisoners.

on second thought, i dont think hanging is violent enough [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img]

Hanged, with ropes on each appendage leading to horses. The horses dismember every appendage on Barney. Violent enough?

Cash and Carlo.. the 'trailer' for that show makes my stomach turn. Hell.. the very thought of that show makes me sick.

Hmm... the dad from My Wife and Kids - this show was seriously on every night during the summer non-ratings period and is still on at least 3 times a week [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] . Ashton Kutcher, whatever he might be on. Every member of every renovation show that has ever been on and ever will be on. All the Average Joes - lol I saw the first episode of this and they bang on about how the average joes get picked on and don't get the girls because everyone's so shallow and concerned with looks, then when they meet Gorgeous Bachelor Girl, they speak to her for 20 seconds, enough time to introduce themselves, and almost every one then claimed 'she is exactly my type!' :rolleyes:

Jerr, you're right. They really should bring back drawing and quartering.
But Barney, people? Is that guy still around? Amazing. I would have thought and his cadre of teenage costars (Really now. They're too old for their parts) would have been cancelled.

How about both Vaughns from Alias? One's a sleazy jerk, one's an ice queen. Come to think of it, I'd like the writers to die too. The series has jumped the shark and it saddens me ::sniffle::

Thanks. Oh and Barney is still around. Those kids are like Menudo, the minute any hair on their body other than on their head shows, they're replaced and sold into Slave Labor.

But she is their type... warm-blooded and still breathing [img]smile.gif[/img]

I wanna see The host of Fear Factor get Disembowled by a guest who he is telling not to give up. But they then have pull out his organs and start eating them alphabetically and say obviously fear is not a factor for me while staring into his eyes after they finsh an organ.

Oh I forgot they only have 25 minutes to finish.

[ 02-23-2004, 10:06 PM: Message edited by: Blind_Prophet ]

As long as they don't eat his feces...ew!

I want Optimus Prime to die of a short circuit [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I know I'm almost 13 and I still watch cartoons, but these new ones, some are just really STUPID. Kill them, stab them to death with thumbtacks, just kill em for pete's sake!

I agree with ya. IMHO Spongebob needs a good deflating, and permanently.

I really want to see the 2 guys in " American Idol " get kill and chopped to tiny pieces by one of those young people they insulted.

I want to see one of the Rugrats get run over by a car on one of their "adventures", and hopefully by one of his/her parents.

I've always detested that show. It's not funny. I remember Nickelodeon introducing it with Doug and Ren and Stimpy as their new Nicktoons, back in '93 or so. The other two, sometimes hilarious and always entertaining, died off. Rugrats now has a spinoff. Sad.

Most of us Adults still watch cartoons too, lol! I agree, few cartoons today would have held my attention when I was 13. Even the anime ones don't, because they're (The Anime shown on Fox and anything not Adult Swim) usually either Pokemon clones, or too action-oriented. One of the only 'kid' cartoons I watch now is X-Men Evolution, which shows a lot of potential in animation alone.

Yep, I purposely turn on the TV on Saturday mornings just to see how bad cartoons have gotten, and most of them are real dogs. They don't need to kill off the cartoons themselves; they need to kill off the people who come up with the lousy ones. If you make examples like that, the bad ones will weed themselves out over time. ;) I do like X-Men Evolution, as well as Justice League (I was weird in liking both Marvel and DC growing up), along with Cowboy Bebop and others on the Adult Swim. Oh, and ground Picachew (the annoying little yellow thing on Pokemon that says its name over and over) by shoving one of those spring action grappling hooks where the sun doesn't shine, then making the tines spring out. :D

As far as regular programming, I really don't watch too much beyond news and sports. I avoid sitcoms like the plague. Frankly, you can kill off all the ones that come up with the concepts for sitcoms (except all they are doing is just rehashing what's already been done each time, so I use the phrase loosely). However, since there is a demand for them, they'll just make more of them (they can hire a trained chimp to come up with concepts). Top on my list is Friends (an ex-girlfriend made me sit and watch that crappy show before...it was terrible). Kill them all off by trapping them in one apartment and setting fire to it (make sure to disable the fire escape beforehand, so that if they don't burn to death then they'll jump to their deaths). Oh, and I would kill off the characters of Sex and the City (the other one she made me watch), but it has now finally gone away (they're in the works on making a movie of it, which means I'll need to dump whoever I'm with at the time when the movie comes out, unless I want to spend $50.00 with concessions to sit there and be tortured for 2+ hours).

Well, I'd like to see the wall to the set crumble during mid song...so that Barney finds ... Godzilla!!! One roar and blast of Atomic Breath while the purple suit and the actor inside scream in Agony prior to death.

I'd like to see failed contestant of the 'American Idol' show ram a truck-bomb into it. Extra points to the hacked & maimed contestants who keep on singing.

I'd like The Final Secret on 'Survivor Allstars' to be that they've really been camped on Bimini Atoll and will All Die horribly of radiation poisoning within a month.

I'd like to see a special 'Blue Kryptonite' discovered on Smallville which makes Clark as horny as a Normal highschool boy, taking both Chloe's & Lana's virginities in one episode (so they can hurry up & get Over each other already).

On Star Trek, a strange virus decimates the crew. When salvaged, the only two survivors on the Enterprise are Captain Archer, wearing a dress (that IS Scott Bakula after all. No quantum leap there) who is in the middle of being brutally raped by T'pol.

On Joan of Arcadia, Joan finally figures that its been Satan talking to her the whole time, but unfortunately that revelation comes 3 crack pipes & 20 porn films too late.

On 'Bear in the Big Blue House', Bear discovers why its bad to smoke on the set.

Good ones, Quietman. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

LMAO!

Get him to drum for Spinal Tap then!

As if that's really going to stop him from returning a what? eighth? nineth? time from the realms of the dead. There are toys out there begging to get sold, Alex, and they need Prime's cute chassis to pull it off. ;)

you guys need to revisit Celebrity Death Match as a tv show.

The entire cast of any Survivor - Plague of Frogs

SpongeBob - Steel cage death match with Mr. Clean

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I miss CD.

...I would watch that episode, but do you really think that 2 human girls could survive being ravashed by superman? Surely there is some serious damage cause by that.